So Takane was never actually an alien or anything, right? She's just a weirdo with a big butt

So Takane was never actually an alien or anything, right? She's just a weirdo with a big butt.

A poor man's Abe Nana.

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Takane is made for sex

A weirdo with the biggest butt, yes.

Takane is from the moon!

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>Takane is one of the most beautiful idol, Nana looks like nothing
>Takane is confident and strong while also staying humble, Nana is a depressed drunkard
>Takane is 18 years young but extremely mature for her age, Nana is an old hag that pretends to be a little girl and lies about her age
>Takane is rumoured to be about the moon because of how different she is, Nana made up a story about being from a different planet for attention
>Takane is with 765pro, Nana is a shitty CG
Uhh, try again, sweety.

That's a flat butt

What would being married to Takane like?

Heaven on earth!

I want to open a ramen stall with Takane after marriage

Sounds like an easy way to ruin yourself when Takane eats all the ramen herself.
Do you want to be homeless with Takane?

So Takane is Lunarian? Do Lunarian count as alien? Moon is part of earth after all.

A safer option would probably be opening a bookshop and marriage with Fumika

The clear downside being marriage with Fumika instead of Takane. Maybe you could try a different business idea with Takane?

A little strange girl from Kyoto.

>with a big butt
Not big enough

That ass is outta this world

Why is the idea of a threesome with Takane and Chihaya so good?

Takane and Azusa threesome would be even better

Reminder that both did a Fly me to the moon cover.

Because they're the best idols!

Get your niggerbutt elsewhere, no need to defile Takanes perfect butt.

>Tfw you'll never make love to Takane while watching an astrological event take place in the heavens above you while having a romantic evening picnic together

Takane and Fumika but if we're going with 765 girls I'd go with Takane and Azusa.

I see we think on the same wavelength.

This would be heaven.

How do I get Takane's heart to do doki, doki for me?

She killed all those moon bunnies.

Buy her ramen.

Artist puts more effort in his fanart than his doujins.

Why is this allowed?

Be a good man.

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Not Lunarian, Mooninite.

What's the difference?

Why is Takane so good with blue haired idols?!

Blue and silver is a good combination.

One will beat you up and steal your Foreigner belt.

Takane!

What is sex with Takane like?

This.
Pretty ironic how CG is the h@gmaster, and their hags can't even hold a candle to Takane's appeal.

Your adrenaline is gonna be really high because you constantly need to fear her turning into an alien and devouring you. Her moans must be godly though. (see Kyun Vampire Girl)

>see Kyun Vampire Girl
That will forever be "the Kugyuu orgasm" for me.

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Kill yourself fucking imbecile.

For a chance to impregnate Takane, death is a small cost.

You have earned your chance!

I didn't know igignokt and err had a sister.

What did you text Takane?!

Want to get some ramen together?

Your on a date with takane when she gives you this look. What do?

She seems to be conflicted ... and I'm pretty sure she does like ramen...
Hug!

What do we do on our date?

What if I told her it's my treat?

I want eat you ass.
Lick it.

You took her out for ramen which was nice even though she seemed to be a little too into it

Pass out from the sudden rush of blood to my groin.

If it's with Takane I wouldn't mind being homeless.

Oh look, she made some room in her schedule just for you (and the ramen)!
That's quite undecent, user.

Takane likes it when you pee in her butt

I like Nana more than Takane, but they're completely different in every way.

What if you play her butt like a set of bongo drums?

Doesn't this the start of AIDS?

>Doesn't this the start of AIDS?

Warming each other with Takane!

I've been curious about how this feels. Someone needs to write a 400 word essay on this.
I'd try it out myself but I'm not a pervert.

It'd imagine it's pretty similar in feeling to a warm enema, and if you really try and force the water in by peeing, it's a little uncomfortable. I suppose the warmth is slightly enjoyable, but I can't really see anyone getting any sexual pleasure out of it.

I want to snuggle with Azusa on a cold night

Azusa is probably one of the warmest idols, good choice!

I imagine it would be immensely warm and happy.

I wanna see Takane in an eating comptetition!

Which idol radiates the most body heat?

I think Takane and Azusa are good contenders. Though maybe some high energy girls like Hibiki or Yayoi could also be it, since warmth is energy!

takane is cool on the outside, but hot on the inside

Why not challenge her to an eating competition and see what the prize is when you beat her?

Yas, her heart is full of warmth, indeed!

Takane has a moonface.

I can't possibly beat her, it's impossible.

Just imagine how tasty Takane's meat would be. Add a little Tereyaki and you could feed an entire family for over a week.

I want to like kewpie mayonnaise off of Takane's breasts

Do not eat Takane!

You must try and best the Ramen Goddess! After all, she might even marry you for beating her!

You're disgusting and you're going to get punished

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Eating myself to death for Takane!!

You wake up and feel something bouncing on your groin. Do you dare to open your eyes?

How is Takane going to punish me, eat all my instant noodles?

She eats your dick.

She's gonna beat you up

How can she come from moon if we know that the moon is empty with only rocks everywhere

How do you know that?

I'm Nils Armstrong and Chihaya is my waifu.

>Takane will never sit on your face while Azusa gives you paizuri

Neil Armstrong is dead...

I'm Nils.

According to Kuso Miso Technique, its not that bad.

Who is Nils?

I don't know but Chihaya is his waifu.

All the ramen talk makes me hungry. I must return to Japan at some point this year.

I'm just glad there is a place that makes instant Japanese takeaway meals in my city at cheap prices. I'm really craving ramen and a nice miso soup

Eating ramen made by some random Chinese, Korean or even Thais. Would rather eat something British before sinking that low.

Ramen is originally from the chinese kitchen.