ADOLF HITLER HEIGHT:5 ft 9 ALEXANDER THE GREAT HEIGHT: 5ft JOSEPH STALIN HEIGHT: 5 ft 6 EVA BRAUN HEIGHT: 5 ft 4 NAPOLEON BONAPARTE HEIGHT: 5 ft 6 JESUS CHRIST HEIGHT (estimate): 5 ft 1 ISAAC NEWTON HEIGHT: 5 ft 6 MOHAMMED (estiamte): 5 ft 10 JULIUS CAESAR HEIGHT: 5 ft 7 HERNAN CORTEZ HEIGHT: UNDER 5 ft 4
FACE IT, LANKS. THOSE YOU CONSIDER TO BE MANLETS CHANGE THE WORLD MANLET UPRISING NOW
Only manlets can be tricked by other manlets. It's the longest con in history.
Xavier Ross
Face it.
The manlet meme is literally just a joke.
You're a fucking gigantic freak.
Luis Clark
guess who's also a manlet kek
Joshua Green
>people of average height for their time periods but manlets by todays standards made differences in the world Manlet mental gymnastics at its finest right here.
Evan Foster
Less energy spent on growing tall means more energy spent on growing woke
Asher Kelly
ghahahahah >tfw 6'0
Evan Young
6ft above or nothing is a meme, no wonder blue eyed blonde tall people didn't contributed much in history to olive manlets.
Hitler outmemed you guys
John Hill
Yeah, the type of nutrition people got back then meant average heights were lower than today. The only guy who was really short for their time would be Alexander. I'm wondering where you got that number from?
Robert Butler
damn alexander was 5ft even? thats a midget
Jaxson Sullivan
Nikola Tesla 6 ft 2
Mason Ward
dinarid people are tall af
Jordan Ortiz
>this
Dumbshit, 5'6'' in Napoleon's day was average height. Julius Ceasar was 5'7'' like 1850 years ago in what is now Italy? Yeah, that was probably 2 inches taller than average.
Jeremiah Brooks
All of those were pretty tall considering the nutrition available at that time. Try removing a foot from your height and you will know what your height would be 70+ years ago.
If you are short today, you would look like a midget in the past.
Ian Lee
>6'3"
David Sanchez
Actually, 5 foot apparently was the average height of greek men during Alexander’s time. I thought that was odd too. Still, he wasnt a manlet for his time. >Porus was nearly 7 feet tall, towering over Alexander, who was about 5 feet, average size for a Greek man of that era.
A foot is a bit much. Probably closer to 4-6 inches. Still would've made 5'4", so not great.
Angel Collins
since when was portugal inhabited by pygmies
Nathaniel Moore
I should have mentioned my quote came from Alexander’s biographer, theres is plenty of debate in that link.
Zachary Brooks
>dinarid
He was Serbian.....
Leo Brown
>shortugal
Sebastian Hernandez
>Nikola Tesla >188mm, 6'2''
Elijah Cruz
what are you on about? And serbians are suposed to be Middle Eastern or what?
Dylan Robinson
manlets, our time is now
Bentley Phillips
Any man that is short and says they don't care or are happy about it is full of shit. I'm 5'8. It would be awesome to be taller. There are some minor health advantages to being short but the social and economic advantages of being taller far outweighs them. That doesn't mean that because you are short you cannot achieve success, you will just have to work a bit harder than your taller brothers. In the end it makes you a stronger person.
Andrew Perez
Why wasn't he gay? So fabulously handsome, witty, generous and intelligent.
Imagine falling in love with a fucking Pigeon just to surpress your true nature.
Brandon Cruz
>188mm
Robert Brooks
People had less food back then which stunted their growth, dumbass
Daniel Jenkins
A pigeon wont give you a butt full of AIDs
Brandon Parker
Honorary
Angel Sanchez
>JESUS CHRIST HEIGHT (estimate): 5 ft 1 oh wow, this changes everything #imwithher now
Lincoln Young
>5 feet what the fuck
Grayson Hernandez
Everyone knows manlets are superior from an evolutionary point of view. We are smarter, live longer, have healthier spine and bones, more composed, lower center of gravity so more agile and dexterous, a harder target to spot and shoot down, need less food and water so we can perform longer and more efficient, take and need less space which is beneficial in these times of overpopulation, our dicks look bigger etc There is really no reason to be a lanklet unless you want to play niggerbasket professionally.
Aaron Ramirez
Sorry professional deformation. >machinist German should understand, at least.
Jackson Long
THE DAY OF THE LANK IS OVER
Kayden James
>Middle Eastern or what?
Rus Vikings (Slavs for the NAZI).
Justin Wilson
You do understand that people were smalle back then?
Sebastian Roberts
>lanklet dies a virgin
Elijah Gonzalez
>dies a virgin
Typical amerimutt with African IQ. Go read his story first before you come to a conclusion autistic american subhuman.
Liam Cook
>That was very interesting.
Luis Williams
Don't be stupid. Serbs did not come from north, it was reverse. The tribes that predated Serbs, lived exactly where they live now. And Slavs are not fucking genetic tribe, they are linguistic group.
Christopher Howard
FACE IT THE DAY OF THE ROPE WILL NOT BE LED A BY A BEATIFUL LANK MAN THEY ARE CONTENT THEY ARE KNEE DEEP, THE CHADS OF HEIGHT OUR TIME WILL COME WITH AN AVERAGE LOOKING MANLET
Gavin Sullivan
>Serbs did not come from north
>And Slavs are not fucking genetic tribe, they are linguistic group.
ethno-linguistic group
Chase Bell
fucking kikes! Use the metric system now ...
Asher Wood
>mfw 5'11
Kayden Flores
>Ethno Based on what Ethnically they are Russians we are Serbs. Genetically they are Baltic west with Asian mixture east. We are Dinarics with lots of admixture. Linguistically our languages are as close as the Danish is to English.
People are mixing politics polluted History courses with reality.
Christian Kelly
I'm sorry i can't hear you all the way down there.
Mason Brooks
>bulgaria
Ryder Peterson
You had the same language with the Nordic Vikings. The Byzantine Emperor invited you both (Rus and Nord) down here to settle. Watch the the next season of Vikings to learn some things about your past.
Luis Allen
>Based on what
On your history and gene pool.
Jayden Sullivan
>gene pool are you intentionally ignoring the data? see;
Aaron Allen
Portugal is innacurate af
I'm 5'10 and see lots of guys taller than me...
Julian Brown
>Portugal is innacurate af
Gabriel Morgan
Are you color blind? You send me a picture who shows exactly what i said.
Nathaniel Moore
Solid 6 feet right here.
Is 6 ft the cutoff for being a threat?
Tyler Gutierrez
>everyone was a manlet in the past misconception my dudes
Kayden Morales
Because he would have probably eaten well from the day he was born and grew about as well as any human of the time could expect too.
Aiden Walker
he's right.
Jason Russell
6ft 85 kg ripped. Look like an Arno Breker statue. I will rule the world
Samuel White
Ya'll never will learn will ya'll?
Jackson Nelson
How can you possibly know how tall Christ was?
Hunter Parker
i-it was a joke
Eli Richardson
shit, i was gonna sell it if u posted a brainlet, somewhat dissapoint
Camden Clark
They were average to above average height for their age when nutrition/diet and medicine wasn't as good and people died in their 40's and 50's.
There is no excuse in the year 2018 for those heights. 6ft is the new average. If you are below 6' then you are by definition below average
No you wont because you're satisfied because of the way you look and get pussy without achieving anything lasting.
Mason Phillips
lankelts are like women
they don't have the temperament to lead
Oliver Jenkins
You say that like it is a bad thing.
Dylan Barnes
can anybody name a lanklet that was actually influential and made a difference in the world? I can't
Gabriel Cook
>188mm >1.8cm >0.7"
Noah Brooks
people used to be much smaller, humans are getting taller and taller on average.
Wyatt Torres
Mini Me gave me quite a few laughs. Certainly made my world a little better.
Angel Lopez
Reeeeeeeee
Mohammed Prophet Height was 6 ft ++
He was Taller than Normal Height man and Shorter than Taller man
Kevin Allen
>n-nutrition has actually gotten b-better over the years >that means those guys are t-technically tall, haha manlets b-btfo
lanklets. not even once.
Anthony Reed
freud described how everyone that ever acomplished something big not because of inertia was an individual highly unsatisfied with his life, with his body, etc...
the book is called the "The Interpretation of Dreams"
Oliver Morales
>still no time machine to let us go back and pat the greatest men in history on the head
Kevin Campbell
You will never know the joy of looking down on a manlet with a joyful yet slightly disgusted expression. You will never know the look on a women's face standing in your presence neck tilted almost 90 degrees.
Being a lanklet is a gift from God he loves his lank let children more than any other.
Logan Thompson
6'4
Samuel Powell
>objectively he didnt acomplish anything
Luis Bailey
More like shortest con
Michael Peterson
fuckin' lads
William Russell
> Adolf Hitler Correct Height >Alexander the Great idk his height >Stalin indeed manlet cuck >Eva Braun women are supposed to be shorter >Napoleon they now say he was either 5'7 or 5'8 >Christ He was exactly 6'0 you manlet >Isaac Newton idk his height >Mohammed Probably he was between 5'9 or 5'10, people said he was taller than average >Caesar Could be 5'7 since meds were shorter in dem days >Cortez >5'4 kek fuck no, he was prob 5'10+ The Aztecs were manlets 5'0-5'5 And you're probably a manlet poo in loo kek
Hudson Parker
I'm actually 6'4 anons, but slightly underweight at 180. What do shorter anons think about their height.
Joseph Kelly
Yeah real generous. He would have genocided you without batting an eye, NEET.
Ryan Bennett
Forgot Vladimir Putin (5,6)
Joshua Morales
>mfw exactly 178 Yep, it's time for leg lengthening alright.
Charles Ward
europeans are actually manlets, it's not a meme anymore
Isaac Williams
mfw when 6'5 Black man
Elijah Bailey
>6'4 at 180 I'm 6'1 at 180. I feel like I'm too skinny.
Do you do any form of manual labour (even for hobbies and stuff)? How do you deal with the crippling back pain?
Luke Gray
>mutt joke measure system sage
Jack Russell
>mfw i'm 5'11 and too skinny
Daniel Allen
The entire world used to be shorter, retard
Jonathan Powell
180 at 6'1 is great, my brother is actually 5'11 and 180. I barely do manual labor, this is because I am currently studying. I'm trying to get into the lift meme, but I heard lifting can be very difficult for lanklets.