Alpenfestung Edition

No Kraut/pol/??? Wtf is wrong with our neighbors ... might as well start one. You know the drill...

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172832396/EU-Asylgesetz-Reform-Deutschland-bereit-auf-Fluechtlingsverteilung-vorerst-zu-verzichten.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/fietz-am-freitag-wenn-martin-schulz-der-spd-einen-dienst-erweisen-will-hat-er-nur-eine-chance_id_8368611.html

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
murdercube.com/files/Training and Fitness/Guerrilla Cardio.pdf (Lose fat when you are short on time)
hussard.pl/en/home/ (Get operator skills and be #1 on the watchlist)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 (update pls)
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city
Inform yourself about population genetics (it's good for you)

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youtu.be/3iaEUWHVI2Y
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ANbZsnjx9Q
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

based Schluchtenscheißer

Thx but did mess up the caption... :/

Btw to start a discussion ... what is this all about with SPD and CDU/CSU fighting whether they now have an 'Obergrenze' or not?!

Where is everyone?

A show. Nothing more.

Solange ihr glaubt, dass es eine politische Lösung für politische Probleme gibt seid ihr alle Teil des Problems.
AFD und IB sind Teil des Problems.

i want to start german internet bloodsports a la racewarski, anyone knows some lefty or rightwinger with low youtube numbers?

European Mars program when?
>pic related

>rightwinger with low youtube numbers
For very good analysis about the current german political affairs, I watch Red Pill Germany.

oh sorry, i meant german speaking youtubers

Unrelated, but a quick question:

Do Germans, Austrians, and Switzerlanders support Pan-Germanism?
youtu.be/3iaEUWHVI2Y

I support it.

>Where is everyone?
Wissen Sie was? Die sitzen im Casino und feiern unsere Versenkung!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ANbZsnjx9Q

Is this some EU 0.9 shit? An if so: Why would we join a superstate where we would lose a lot of our freedom by being the minority? What about the differences that made us start different nations in the first place?

>Solange ihr glaubt, dass es eine politische Lösung für politische Probleme gibt seid ihr alle Teil des Problems.

Waaaaw meinen Sie?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4

When are you going to get your own geert wilders or something similar?

No, I support pan-Bavarianism and that is that.

Ich lernte Deutsch durch High School und Universitaet.

Meine Urahnen sind aus Oesterreich gekommt.

Kann ich hier bleiben?

DRAHT!

Not if you bring back the kaiser

It's because Tayanon automated the whole process, he is nowhere to be found :c

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

NEW PROJECTIONS BY EMNID (usually against AfD and has a skewed projection in favor of grüne)

Austrian? Think I do remember you ... originally Tyroleans? Btw your German is not bad but it would be 'gekommen', not 'gekommt'.

Kladno, Oesterreich. Jetzig Tschechien

>Is this some EU 0.9 shit?
No, EU is about removing power from German people by dissolving nation states.
Pan-Germanism is about uniting people through a strong alliance / confederacy.

Martin Sellner, bist du anwesend?

Gib dem Luder ordentlich Puder.

My friend's wife is Austrian. She seems like a total bitch but I'd like to be nice to her. Any advice? She's a devoted liberal.

How is Pan-Germanism not dissolving nation states (like Switzelan and Austria) by ultimately putting Germany in charge?

do you mean liberal as "freiheitlich" (right-wing) or as libcuck?

Austrian women love a good spanking and be called dirty names like “Spatzi” or “Sackerl” or “Schnuggi”.

Ich habe dasselbe gehoert.

>Schnucki
>Spatzi
>Dirty
W-what?

Ah, from the good old K.u.K. days ... nice to meet people who still do value their ancestry.

I recommend watching the movie 'Hundstage' in that regard...

>mfw i clicked that

I hate how leftism has broken even simple terms as "liberal".

Nah, absolutely no reason to centralize our businesses, especially right now, we'd only pull two beautiful countries in our swamp.

hundstage?

Germans are strong in confederations, not in soviet unions.

(((AFD)))

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*PFFFFFFFFT*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
*breathes out*
OOH-AH-AH-AH-AH

Yes ... the striptease scene is unforgettable ... literally burns itself into your retinas.

Source?

muh dick

Mein Neger.