Oh look it's user! We haven't seen you in several days! What have you been up to?

Oh look it's user! We haven't seen you in several days! What have you been up to?

Just growing out my bush.

Studying. I'm very busy with classes.

i jizzed in your drinks lmao stupid mudshark roasties

Sniffing your panties.

Beating muh dick to 2d anime porn and trading butt coins.

>w-who let all these thots in
>i better call thot patrol before they get to the liquor cabinet

BEGONE THOTS

ALLAHU ACKBAR

I have been sick.

Jerking off and saving western civilization with the power of memes.
please clap

Not killing myself. It takes up much of my time.

Pirating movies, ordering pizza, masturbating, drinking in paced moderation, and waiting for my latest existential crisis to pass.

Hi ladies. I've been busy smelling the cheese from the top of my ass crack and wearing your dirty panties like an oxygen mask.

>jerking off
>saving western civilization

>Hortex Juice, Tax stamp on alcohol.
Well I have mixed feelings about it.

>Unzips dick

Drop your panties and show me the roast beef.

watching the news

I would just do a 360 and walk away

>Oh look it's user! We haven't seen you in several days! What have you been up to?

Hunting.

reported. fuck you and all your samefags shill

It's too late user, they stole all your booze.

Jerking off is what allows me to dedicate myself to my memeing. Otherwise I'd be too busy trying to get laid.

Pass the nachos

Damn. That's all I need - wake up to have a nightmare.

>Co sie kurwa gapicie, wypierdalac, koniec imprezy.
They would understand, I bet my kidney on that

I got a job. It's not a whole lot, but I don't have many expenses.
Been doing a little writing, just for fun.
Reading a lot of serial fiction.
Not a whole lot, just getting money into the bank, you know?

let a crack whore spit in my mouth while I was high on drugs.
I ended up getting strep through also thinking about getting a hiv test done as well

>saving western civilization
>anything other than breeding with white women

Every time I worry that batshit crazy is confined to late night AM I come to Sup Forums.

You guys are great.

What? No. No not me. Someone's gonna do it thanks to all the memes. I'm more of a big picture guy you know.

>I got a job. It's not a whole lot

A job is a job, user. Any $ is better than $0. Congrats.

>"hey user! What are you looking at? Look us in the eyes, user!"

Work, making money.
Still don't have a job yet, Stacy? :^)

Your eyes are brown and unimpressive.

Leave me alone, I’m being a genius.

You're not making any of the 4 anime facial expressions I can recognize, quit wasting my time. I'm trying to think. The fate of western civilization is at stakes and only my autistic brain can come up with memes to save it.

I dont get how this situation is somehow intimidating.

A bunch of roastie whores gathered together gossiping and engaging in other shallow meaningless drivel. How is that scary?

How is this even close to politics

HOW DO WE STOP THE BIG DICK MENACE??!??

Because a lot of anons get overloaded with anxiety when just one girl makes eye contact with them. The thought of an entire room looking at them is some peoples' worst nightmare.

Smoking pot, pissing in empty monster cans, suxoxone. Shit in a bag because I didn't want to leave my room. Sup ladies?

>white.
>Canada.
That's a Chinese my friend.

This desu

I just bought Battlefield 1 (((Premium))) and a new mic and headset to chat with my bros. All in all it's been pretty good babe.

Get some Gatorade. Even if you don't like it, they made the perfect piss jug. The width of the mouth is perfectly dick-headed sized, has a respectable 32 oz. capacity, are much easier to dispose of, and it has a cap so you don't have to worry about knocking it over. It's good for up to 3-4 uses.

Plus if you have enough energy drinks to piss in you're probably a little dehydrated. Just looking out.

>dirty panties like an oxygen mask
big guy

Shut up bitch.
Now the three hottest ones of you come with me and you're gonna give up all that ass. And the pussy and the mouth too. Little hoe

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