I just noticed this, but Noire's breasts are pretty big, aren't they?

I just noticed this, but Noire's breasts are pretty big, aren't they?

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She is apparently a Japanese C cup, or American B cup. Those are bigger than C's.

She needs them to lure in old men and extract their shares

Yeah, the measurements are weird. I could see Nepgear being a B, but not this borderline titty monster.

Yeah, Noire and Nepgear are canonically the same size while they are probably 1 cup difference.

They're basically pudding.

The bigger question is why Neptune has such a gigantic rack in goddess for, but is flat in human form.

CPUs stop growing at the age they become a CPU. Purple Heart is what Neptune would like as a fully grown adult. If she became a CPU at an older age, she would have huge breasts in her normal form too.

Noire needs a way to attract the faceless old men to earn their shares.

ahegao and old man, the two worst memes combined into one, amazing

The filename is clever though

She's a big girl.

I love Noire's breasts

Glad someone else appreciates Geb's Nepnoway art, it's the best out there.

I love Nepgear's breasts. They're so soft, so round, so bouncy. Whenever she wins a videogame at one of Planeptune's sleepover parties she jumps up and down in excitement, her boobs jiggling like jello. She's so naive and innocent that she doesn't realize why every boy and girl in the room is staring hungrily at her.

I love Nepgear's breasts too.

She's decently-sized for something of Japanese manufacture, but Vert still has her beat.

I'd like my own Histy for on the go, shame she only has a single use.

No way. Shes like a D-cup.

Case in point: Big Nep.

No, Noire, your skirt is not too short.

How does she have such nice breasts but so few friends?

She has male friends

She doesn't know any males at all besides her oracle, and that's only a business relationship.

All of her guards at the Basilicom are male.

what about the old men?

How did you find a picture of me?

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That's cute, Noire, but you don't have those.

Noire has a lewd body.

Don't lewd my waifu please.

We don't have to, Mizuno Naoko lewds her quite well.

Why the fuck do all all the CPUs change hair and/or eye color when transforming then?

Sorry user but she was made for cocks.

That only applies in Pururut's dimension. Neptune was born a goddess.

I just noticed this, but Noire's feet are pretty cute, aren't they?

My wife Noire is extremely sexy.

>She doesn't know any males at all besides her oracle
Kei is a girl

PS3 has no games

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I love Nepgear.

Noire's breasts are what you'd call a "perfect" size, not too big nor too small

Its there any real reason why Uni breast shrinks in CPU form? or its just an ebin meme?

a meme

Running joke

>Uni is taller than Blanc
What?

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I like Yellow heart extra big funbags more.

>10 kg each

well, HDD form enhances all their physical and mental traits so apparently Uni's flatness was enhanced to become the flattest. Nepgear is the only one whose HDD doesn't because Nepgear has perfectly balanced stats. Not to be confused with Nepgya, her evil twin from the Negadimension.

for you

I want to molest Noire

Which do you prefer?
B > H or
H > B

>too small

yes?

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>nepgya
>evil

nepgya is a nice girl

This is beautiful? I can't believe my eyes

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That's also cute. Uni, you don't have those.

cum-bucket heart

you mean sister, candidates don't have the "heart" part after all, but Noire fits the cum bucket role perfectly

I'm pitching names. Uni can't be a candidate forever. Noire even said in one of the games that it's getting to the point where it wouldn't be right to call Uni a candidate anymore.

Noire is incredible in every way. I love her, guys.

even if she stops being a goddess candidate, she will still be the biggest slut candidate of the cast

>Magic's cup size second only to Yellow Heart
>No doujins
>One lewd picture
There is no justice in this world. At least there's that fanfiction with some Magic/Corrupted Noire.

You stop that. Candidates are not for you to think of in that way.

I don't think you understand how this works. After she stops being a goddess candidate, that doesn't make her a slut candidate. That makes her a slut goddess.

incredible body you just want to ravage every day of the week
incredible hair you want to wrap around your dick
incredible butt you get to touch secretly when she makes public speeches
incredible blowjob and titjob skills
incredible at cosplay sex
Yes they are, everything about Uni screams "please rape my anus"

I only lust after her.

She was pretty flat in the games I remember that much.

Fixed her for you. No need to thank me.

I want to give her my shares.

this guy gets it

S2 never ;_;

Noire fantasizes about all the other girls holding her down and teasing her ticklish body with smooches while she unsuccessfully tries to escape!

Why is Nep fanart always so bad? Or rather, why do people post so much shit art? While it probably has more art than other similar series, it shouldn't mean they're all bad nor that people should use the shit ones. Every single Nep thread, regardless of what board it is, always has DeviantArt garbage that looks like this

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I know next to nothing about this series but I want to kill things to protect the small purple one.

Why are Nep threads always so bad?

No, I have not noticed

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They wouldn't be as much if most of the images weren't so terrible, but it's a fair point.

Case in point

Porn and lewds can't save Nep threads.

That's almost like saying a terrible book would be better if it were dipped in brown sauce.

>That's almost like saying a terrible book would be better if it were dipped in brown sauce.

if you want to complain then learn to draw better neps than what we have

Yes. That is the one. I feel that many must fall in her name.

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>you can't have an opinion unless you can do a better job at something
I see summer is truly here
the underage ironic weebs are finally getting some free time

This is what is good in the world.

I guess it's just hard to live up to the Tsunako standard.

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you can have an opinion, but unless you can provide something better there's little point in complaining

That's not the point. You can find quality Nep art, be it official or not, but since you actually need to put some more time into finding it, downloading whatever shit you found at a google search is easier. Either that or all of this garbage is actually produced by people posting in these threads, which wouldn't surprise me.

It's not really that popular in Nippon

then post better art if you found it mr. art critic, the image limit is nowhere near full so I'll post what I have

I like this.