Scandinavia is the best place on the fucking planet to live. Prove me wrong

Scandinavia is the best place on the fucking planet to live. Prove me wrong
>Muh mooslums
>Muh socialists stuppid commies lol

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Go to Malmös Rosengarten you punk.Then talk about living there.

Norway maybe, the landscape is nice.
Sweden and Denmark are more like the rest

>go to the absolute wordt plane in the entire region, then you can see how terrible all of Scandinavia is

You must be a mutt with this level of reasoning

Free market capitalism with social safety net and huge oil money stacks and a small population.
You literraly cant fail but everytime our commies get some power they fuck up tremendously.

Thank god they are dying out.

Why would I go there ? Only Africans and Muslims seeking free housing and money go there.

too cold for me. w-wait is this a ruse?

>go to detroit if u think usa iz good
t.mutt

Scandinavia is god tier

Whoever drew the map so that Norway cucked Sweden and Finland out of Arctic Sea oil access should be a national hero there.

I don't care how nice it is. If the government is taxing me up the ass and won't even let me buy an AR15 in Walmart it's a shithole compared to the US.

So what are the best places for each Nation then?

too expensive, women think they are smart

prove me its a good place to live in.
You included sweden, that was your biggest mistake

Can't argue with you there, but the US centric bullshit is seeping into our culture by the day, and I fear we might have to fight back in the near future.

Sweden.

It was Russia who cucked Finland out of the oil

apart from Sweden, I'd say yeah, Scandinavia seems pretty fucking awesome

Have you seen the prices on beer?

I mean the rest is pretty ok but are you serious?

leave it to the German to only think about alcohol when judging countries

While swedes think about the % of homosexuals in the local population.

>Sandinavia is the best place on the fucking planet to live. Prove me wrong
Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.

Norway and Sweden are still lovely places to live, i'd prefer Norway but to each their own.

this but unironically

Where’s the sunshine?
Where’s the surf?
Where’s the young blokes pulling a beer bong then going for a run until they puke into the cabin of Old man Jenkins Capri vintage MG?
Scandinavia all seems a bit effeminate to me

i just googled the grindr creator to see if it was sven, nope. Simkhai was born in Tel Aviv, Israel. you cant fucking make this shit up, its all real.

>Where’s the young blokes pulling a beer bong then going for a run until they puke into the cabin of Old man Jenkins Capri vintage MG?
You've never experienced Nordic binge-drinking culture, have you?

Its debatable what is Scandinavia though, at least outside of Scandinavia.

I always considered the entire peninsula to be part of it, including the Russian part, the "Kola?" area included.

Sucks you guys lost your Kalmar Union. I still dream of a world where it never fell, and remains as a Union outside of the cursed EU.

It only fell because the Swedes got triggered about us executing their original royal family and majority of nobility.

>kill some nobles
>get pushed in the ass for 400 years by them
worth it?

Considering the current state of Skåne, then yes.

It is well known that anal sex is a thing of (((them)))

Skåne is your land though. No 'actual' Swedes live there. They were all Danish, like you.

You killed the nobles that we didn't even like and as a punishment we broke out, got our own Empire, cucked the shit out of all our neighbours and made you irrelevant. You are proud of this, how? Don't get me wrong I like D*nes but I do not follow this reasoning

its dark days hans dark fucking days, no pun intended man. drink up.

Lived in Stockholmabad for 4 years. It’s not.

I like scandinavians but you all sound like you're coughing up a hairball when you talk.. please address this at your next gathering.

Japan, Slovenia Austria Switzerland....
Should be far better IMHO. Also some parts of France are nice

>Slovenia, Switzerland
Beautiful countries but man are the people boring and robotic. This is obviously a generalization but they seem to have a very reclusive, cold social mannerisms. Just a bit bland for my liking but some people prefer that sort of thing.

>Cold
>Homos
>Islam
>High tax
>Shit food

Slovenia is robotic as opposed to Scandinavia? I don't think that's the case man. Switzerland was quite bad last time I checked but not France and Slovenia

As a American, I have a honest question. Based on "power levels", of who was the super power of the Nordic lands in a timed order, did it go like this-
Norway-Denmark-Sweden? Also, just why did they fall out of power, if you are willing to humor me.

It just boggles my mind, Norway had made it all the way to Vinland, Denmark, well as far as I know, seemed more into trying to colonize parts of Europe/take over kingdoms of Europe, while Sweden ended up going to/ founding Russia, with some making it all the way to India(ulfberht).

Oh and Sweden, thanks for Sabaton.

>Scandinavia
>cold
i bet you think 0ºC is cold

>Based on "power levels", of who was the super power of the Nordic lands in a timed order
In Viking times Danes were the powerhouse, although many Swedes and Norwegians fought in their lines too. Nations were less clear back then. Rurik and his brothers were from Ruslagen so Sweden did quite abit during the viking times but not as much as the Danes.

When the Swedish Empire came around, we had the second strongest military in all of Europe. Even Americans came from overseas to observe and learn our tactics. Gustavus Adolphus cucked the Germans in the 30-years war and after that we kept growing, conquering Estonia, Latvia, Finland ( although Finland had already been part of Sweden for some 300 years) parts of Germany, etc. We fell during the Great Northern War when we fought the Saxons, Poland, Lithuania, Denmark, Norway, and Russia at the same time. Our warrior king Carolus was only 16 at the time but still managed to push the Russians back and invade their country, funnily the Danes actually backstabbed us and tried to invade Skåne again when our armies were in Russia, but the Danes failed even then. So there is no question we were the powerhouse of Scandinavia from 1550-1968.

Denmark is great these days though, least cucked of the Scandi nations and a great place to live. Good people too.

Honestly, though. We could do with a lot less brown people.

thejournal.ie/sweden-funerals-2792223-May2016/ >best

>Fight a bunch of slouches.
>Win.
>Brag about it.
Please, you cunts never lost because you never fought anyone worth a shit.

>he thinks a beer bong is manly drinking
Come back when you've done an akvavit bong.

You're completely right. I mean the Russian Empire, Denmark, the SAXONS, Polish Hussars, Prussians, those aren't dangerous at all. Vietnamese rice farmers however, now that's a force to be reckoned with. I wish we could have such glorious battles to brag about too...

>Finland
>Scandinavia
KYS

I hate when people bring this up

>US: ~58,220 dead
>Gooks: ~1,416,780 dead

We essentially stopped because we realized they were fanatical enough we'd have to essentially genocide the whole lot of em to win, don't buy into the meme that the rice niggers somehow won that fight with a death toll somewhere around 30 times higher than our own. Fighting for foreign clay over ideology and not land ala imperialism just wasn't worth it in the end, that is all.

>Danes actually backstabbed us and tried to invade Skåne again when our armies were in Russia

I remember reading about that. It fucking sucks that the greed of men fuck up everything. The Swedish intervention into the war was to stop the Catholics from mascaraing the protestants. In return for this, they get backstabbed by, protestant nations.

>Even Americans came from overseas to observe and learn our tactics
The famous log cabins of Colonial America, was not a American invention, or a English one, nor a Irish one. The Swedish colony in Delaware/Maryland created them for their growing Empire. Lasted like 30 years before they were called back to the fatherland, but the houses caught on, and became a icon of America for all time.

I got to say though, it kinda sucks that Norway is apparently the third wheel, I always favored them for the fact that they traveled the world more so then the other two, though to be fair, so too did Sweden, just it went east, where Norway went west. I'm biased I guessed, I grew up hearing stories of Erik the Red.

>Denmark is great these days though, least cucked
We are all cucked, every last damn one of us from Protestant nations/West Catholic nations. Some more then others of course, but still we are all being replaced.

what a doofus... Finland is not in Scandinavia... Scandinavia is Denmark, Norway and Sweden and nothing more

both Norway and Denmark were decently powerful during the early-high middle ages, but the plague really did a number on us.

But Polish hussars fucked you over and you were only attacking them when they were in the middle of their fight with russians

>id
>mK
Hmmmmm

Bergen is the best. Needs to seperate from Norway.

You're thinking about the Deluge, which was before our Empire became strong. 33% of Poland-Lithuania's population died in the Deluge. Sad

>The famous log cabins of Colonial America, was not a American invention, or a English one, nor a Irish one. The Swedish colony in Delaware/Maryland created them for their growing Empire. Lasted like 30 years before they were called back to the fatherland, but the houses caught on, and became a icon of America for all time.
Wow, cool. I had no idea about that. Are there still many of them?

Bergen is literally the only commie and mudshit stronghold in Norway. To top it off, it is filled with Jehova's witnesses. I even know a few of them

it would be if it was only scandinavians

Why do so many Romanians come here to work? How much is 150kr an hour to a Romanian compared to the average romanian wage?

A lot more. In some cases probably 10x what they can make hourly in Romania.

islamic shithole

>Wow, cool. I had no idea about that. Are there still many of them?
When I last looked, I think so, but only in Delaware. There is a organization there that is trying to spread awareness of the brief history, and so they are trying to not only bring it back, but preserve it.

Goggle "New Sweden" to see what I mean.

I'm not a fan of cold

The only problem with Scandinavia is what its inhabited by Scandinavians.

>Goggle "New Sweden" to see what I mean.
looks comfy lad

Could you freeze to death? Yes? Then it's cold

I'd say the only problem with Scandinavia is that it's not only inhabited by Scandinavians anymore.

Wtf poorfags. They even get payed less than us as immigrants. A normal laborors wage can be up to 200kr an hour

Norway and Iceland are God tier,
Denmark isn't bad.
Sweden is garbage.

t. shitposter who has been to all four.

Let us never forget the atrocities of ABBA

le ebbin blace

Hey do you remember that time then Sweden got owned in 20 min in Latvia. hahaha

the actual nr 1 with a positive plus sign flag would like to have a word with you , cuckshed appreciators

Yeah bro, worst day of my life. Luckily we came back stronger and conquered that place.

"A truce was eventually signed in 1611, but by 1617 war broke out again, and finally in 1621 the new Swedish king, Gustavus Adolphus, landed near Riga and took the city with a brief siege, wiping away – in Swedish eyes – much of the shame suffered at Kircholm."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kircholm

finns are not scandinavian or nordic either

I blame Poles for trying to take Russians at the same time. Poles always were dumb overachievers.

Gustavus Adolphus was one of a kind, so I don't blame them. We were dumb overextenders too, especially during the Great Northern War.

Get rid of the third world garbage in your countrys and start having children you pathetic fag

BAhahah
Slovenia.... I have been Lake Bled but come on

East Coast America, down to roughly Virginia is a dream land. I lived in this area, though in the Appalachia mountain part, which apparently is a perfect match to the Highlands of Scotland, according to a Scotsman who lived in the area, till retiring and heading back to Scotland. I never knew how good I had it till I went out west...

Anyway, you would be amazed with the number of Europeans living in the area, and I mean Euro Europeans, and not White Americans. I have seen the English flag, UK Flag, Scottish flag, German, French, and of course, Swedish flag. All from actual Europeans who came to live a bit more free, but wanted to pretend they were still living in a colony of their homeland.

Really is this legit true or anecdotal evidence?

Sounds pretty amazing. I'd love to visit some time

1416780/58220=24,335
>around 30 times higher

American education

I'm calling anecdotal evidence

Speaking from personal experience I'd say that is not the case. Bergen is known for it though

Is not what they say it is. Its cucked to hell. Niggers everywhere. Cold. Ugly tractor women, the one you see on here are the bloggers. Economy is tanking.

Dont believe the hype. The US is 10 times better.

weird, I heard there were a few mormons around Scandinavia too.
I can only comment on Svenska I stayed at a really rich girls house who lived near the palace the suburb next to Drottingholm and then I went to a ranch it was glorious in the summer.

Drottningholm is really nice

scandinavia was heaven, just like Germany, but increasing muddification coupled with thought tyranny make it shittier by the day. It seems the Danes are the only ones on a path with a light at the end of the tunnel.

This. Uralic / mongols more like balts than anything else

>Scandinavia is the best place on the fucking planet to live
That is true, where else could you build your own submarine, lure in a woman, slice and dice her and dump her in the ocean.

Petsamo takas ja lebensraum mukaan.

yeah the house was beautiful too almost like the countryside and going for walks in the palace park.
So I don't know i never saw the "ugly' side of Sweden. Infact i saw some of its best the girl who I stayed with parents are super super wealthy like old money rich, connections to royals rich.

The number of grenade attacks in Sweden.

Magyars are doing pretty good. They get EU gibs while cucking the ((EU Senators)) out of their population replacement niggers.

But their women have nothing on an ethnic northern European
> Baltics don't count. Round faced blonde curly haired fucks with Mongol/Finn eyes.
At least the Finn's are like Elven Germans.

>Muh weather
is the only thing i'll actually say against the Nordics. I'd love to live there if the max temperature wasnt 20 fucking degrees celsius during the summer i fucking hate cold weather

Eh. The Nords are usually alright. It's just the Swedes have gone kind of insane in the last few decades and the entire Western Left has decided to showcase Scandinavia as proof that "socialism" could totally work in heavily populated multiracial societies with limited natural resources, thus turning them into a political football as the Western Right seeks to tear them down in response.

Danes > Norwegians >>> Finns >> Estonians > Icelanders >>>>>>>Swedes

Thanks for the insight, it means a lot comng from a country that's doing as great as yours.

also
>estonians
>Nords
dude

>Danes > Norwegians >>> Finns >> Estonians > Icelanders >>>>>>>Swedes

> Norweigans>Danes>Icelanders>Fins>Swedes> Estonians.