Wait I got drunk on the 26th because you kangaroo fucks told me the story of how the British dropped a bunch of beer stealing convicts off who then proceeded to fuck the abos over.
Yep, except most convicts got busted stealing bread or fruit
Tyler Reyes
That city has gone to the dogs. is Sydney any better?
Jacob Wood
>leftist cucks literally just got done trying to fuck with australia day and now immediately try to fuck with fucking anzac day why does the left hate australia so fucking much? the self loathing is insane
Nathaniel Turner
Do you guys actually believe in that "ANZAC spirit" from the Gallipoli landings? Just wondering, also Churchill was a dumbass for wanting to do that.
Jaxson Diaz
We will always reign supreme on this website no matter how many leafs blow our way
Ethan Butler
These are the same white kids that are calling for the eradication of all white people. You have seen that film Idiocracy, right? This is where we are heading, courtesy of these cowns
Michael Peterson
>smoke meth
A mate of mine is currently in the depths of ice psychosis after long term abuse.
Honestly any cunt dealing meth should be hung for treason. Funny thing is they're the ones most likely to be waving the flag and getting southern cross tattoos, yelling at migrants, when they're doing the most damage to the country out of any group. And because we've got this culture of "hurr don't dog ya m8s" and "snitches get stitches" then people are more inclined to see their own country go down the fucking shitter than see the arrest of some bogan cunt who thinks he's in an Underbelly episode cause a cancerous rot to everything around him.
I would bash in the skull of any ice dealer I met.
>inb4 hurr i bet ur a skinny 10yo tho No.
Lucas Jenkins
the left is bickering over internal positions of power, manufacturing a crisis is their way of rallying their troops for internal issues
>I got 100 people to attend a rally therefore promote me to mid level organizer
Sebastian Rivera
Antipodean Resistance have started up our own female division
Heil victory
Jaxon Jackson
the fact that the assault on gallipoli was a stupid idea forced upon the anzacs by incompetent poms and they fought valiantly regardless is kind of the entire fucking point
Evan Miller
>Anti-racism rally held to support African community in Melbourne.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL THEM ALL
>thinks he's in an Underbelly episode anyone else lovin how they glorify criminals? on the ad for the new underbelly they literally say chopper is "legendary"
Adrian Watson
No. It's a myth, but we still honour those poor bastards whose lives were taken from them. Well, its a myth to an extent. We have a proud tradition (well we did have up until recent years) of looking after our pals, especialy in times of trouble or distress.I guess this was first properly documented during WW1. Of course this was then used politically. Churchill was advised and financed by (((them))) - we know this for certain. He was was directly responsible for the horror of that beach landing plus so much else, in that and the next world war.
Xavier Myers
>Antipodean Resistance Those idiots are fucking retarded. For starters, no one even knows how to pronounce "antipodean" or even what it means. And why the fuck would you refer to us as the antipodes in everyday speech anyway?
>we stuck swastika stickers around universities lol
Yeah, and they peeled them off the next day and it was never thought of again. Wow.
>oh we also bushwalked and took photos of ourselves
Okay.
Chopper was a fucking grub. Just because Eric Bana is a good actor everyone thinks Chopper's a cool dood.
Logan Wood
Yeah, that underbelly franchise has been done to death. Its shit.
Samuel Kelly
Don’t get angry mate. We’re here to help.
Thomas Ortiz
The very first one was interesting. Whoever is in charge of editing should be fired.
>new character enters >slows down to a slow-mo walk as the music flares and they look smuggly to the side
Get absolutely fucked.
Gabriel Robinson
>Antipodean Resistance bunch of edgy larpers.
Christian Brooks
I'm sure spraying Rexona into a Bic lighter in a drain really achieved a lot.
Let it fucking burn. I know someone who's next door neighbour is a prime time news reader (and is an absolute cunt) and their job is on the rocks because they're too expensive. Meanwhile the networks are banking on shows like "Will they get back with their ex!?" and "Married at First Sight" and bullshit like that. You've got The Block (also ch9 so probably the same producer fucking up Underbelly) trying to be Hey Hey It's Saturday with "omg now they're all dancing and he's getting his chest waxed!" instead of just building a fucking house. They're absolutely fucked. No vision except to "widen their audience" which is translated as "make everything suitable for kids, and appeal to bored bogans" which is a weird combination that results in MKR drama and whatnot.
Nobody I know under 30 ever watches free-to-air. Most don't even have the antenna plugged in.
Oh he's a fuckwit, no doubt.
Aiden Wright
Thanks. The VIC Premier has lost the plot!
Ryder Taylor
>Urethra Brown Silly kid
Cameron Stewart
>500 bucks for an hour? Yeah, that's a bit steep, the most expensive brothels in straya charge no more than 300-350 an hour. The average one charges 200-250 an hour.
Brandon Scott
I'm sure to find a job this week. Wish me luck.
Xavier Wright
Fuck off low life cunt. Everyone knows AR is an ASIO funded psyop deliberately designed to discredit the counter cultural right. Quit posting your shit here.
Jack Ross
What if there was a system of government that incentivised the rich having a lot of children and punished the poor having more than one child. Less poor cunts spreading their seed, those with money spreading it out so one faggot doesn't get all the gibs leading to complacency.
Dylan James
fuck yeah cunt. There are a bunch of these iced up bogan shit bags on the south coast. Mostly they are dumb as rocks. dumber than any boonga ive met.
Luke Perry
I pretty much stopped watching TV in 2005-6. I was sick of it then and I loathe it now
Adrian Ortiz
Good luck Pal. Make it happen
Jackson Foster
Not really.
Eli Baker
cringe
Jackson Brooks
In the back pages of my local paper, the regulars advertise for $100.00 This is the problem. As the lazy get more and more comfortable they also, through technology have found mass-communication. 20 years ago, they were confined to talking shit on street corners. Now they can have an audience of millions almost instantly if they want it. Not good, for obvious reasons.
Kayden Fisher
It's insane, because for the budget of The Block or MKR you could get a couple of good writers, a couple of good directors, a handful of good actors, and have a show as good as Breaking Bad or something on your hands. Low budget, but high in talent. But nope. They can fuck off to California, we'll just make increasingly desperate shit for an increasingly diminished audience.
Absolutely zero hope for them, and no desire to change. And if the supply dries up, the go into full fucking meltdown. Strychnine would do them better.
Tyler Morgan
i swear the media and australian people fetishize crime in such a weird way - note the narration of an aussie crime show and how fuckin sexual it sounds with the same deadbeat actors
Ryder Thomas
eshay
Thomas Lopez
mate are you implyign that 'cats will make you laugh out loud' is trash? how dare you mate, this show is like the next MASH
Asher Lopez
couldn't agree more
Isaac Jones
>implying bongs had a nation to defend can we please nuke melbourne. you fucking cunts are destroying this country
Jordan Green
Sorry mate. There was a line and I crossed it. I've got 7 Mate on now to catch up on what American truckers were doing in 2007.
Luke Parker
Yep, they milk it for all its worth, and then some. It's pathetic. Its all about the easy way to riches. Forget producing anything meaningful or educational. If you force feed the masses enough tripe, they become dependent on it. This of course results in advertising revenue, which aside from social anesthetizing is what this is all about :^)
Landon Hall
Prime Minister Turnbull is delivering on the promise of jobs and growth. Over 1000 jobs are created each day.
Jayden Robinson
fuck that kike piece of shit, probably a 1000 jobs for chinks
Colton Cruz
Has he closed the loopholes Apple and Google and all the rest are using to skip out on their fucking taxes yet? Taxes are your rent for selling us your bullshit. And now Apple wants to bulldoze a building and build a flagship store in Federation Square. I mean, an Apple store would be like a temple to the Melbourne anti-capitalist-except-for-apple-and-twitter-and-facebook Shariah Socialists, but fuck off though.
Aiden Wilson
Assign one to checking filing cainets
Dylan Martinez
Am going to the dunny. Back in 20 mins
Adam Price
>Over $37 billion in Budget savings since the election >On track for a balanced budget in 2020-21. >Landmark trade agreements with China, Japan and South Korea. >ABCC restored to protect small businesses and economy from CFMEU lawlessness. >Secret payments banned between businesses and unions. >No boats in three years. 17 detention centres closed, saving the Budget billions. >Cancelled visas of 3,000 serious criminals – including murderers, rapists, child sex offenders, armed robbers and drug dealers. >Undertaking the largest regeneration of our Navy since WW2, with 54 new ships (Labor commissioned none). >Banned registered sex offenders from holding an Australian passport. >Introduced legislation that means paedophiles would spend longer in jail, be less like to get bail or parole and face mandatory sentences. >86% of GP visits bulk billed last year – 21 million more than Labor’s last year. >Hospital funding at record levels and new reforms introduced to improve private health insurance.
I see the Young Labor shills are working overtime tonight, but the facts speak for themselves.
Carson Morgan
>Young Labor shills Fuck off you deadshit cunt. I asked a question and you revved up your austim and grabbed some TXT file you had to smash that Ctrl V. Jesus, reassess your life.
Jordan Garcia
Bill Shorten and his union mates will send this country backwards. Turnbull is the man with the plan.
Jason Thompson
Hahaha get a load of this cock sucker shill
Eli Jenkins
Who said I voted Labor? I said you're a sad dickhead.
Ryder Barnes
Just out of curiosity, how much is the CFMEU paying you spread your garbage?
Juan Cruz
His a fucking kike, who stabbed tones in the back. He couldn't give a fuck about us
Lincoln Carter
Abbott would have given Shorten the keys to the lodge on a silver platter. He had to go. Abbott and Turnbull's policies are very similar anyway.
Nicholas Butler
Nothing I've said in this entire thread would suggest I'm a Labor voter, and I'm not. And I don't even believe you're trolling because you were dead serious.
>someone asked if Malcolm fixed tax loopholes >I BET THE CFMEU IS PAYING THEM
Fuck me, mate. Have a think about yourself.
Evan Sanchez
every time i watch Bill Shorten do the slightest bit of public speaking, the very fabric of my soul cringes, this man is as robotic as hiliary clinton
Adam Wilson
You have been attacking the government so viciously this entire thread. You have said NOTHING about Shorten. It's clear to me you will preference Labor above the Coalition next election.
Not that I care what morons like you chose to do. Enjoy your sky high energy prices.
Colton Brown
topkek
James Edwards
I've been attacking ice dealers and shitty television this entire thread. Are you clinically retarded?
Joseph Collins
>tfw 28 year old virgin >don't care anymore and no one suspects
Asher Brooks
I'll root ya, mate. Get it out of your system.
Logan Adams
No thanks, nice digits tho
Jaxson Lee
inb4 hurr i bet ur a skinny 10yo tho
Gavin Miller
Australia is cucked. There is no way for Australia to redeem itself when there's only Labour and liberals in canberra
Jack Nelson
>Are you clinically retarded? No, because unlike you, I vote Liberal.
Luis Flores
Come down here and convince our pollies that public floggings are a good deterrent for petty crime, please Chang?
Jacob Morgan
Are you trying to say that Liberal voters are pro ice dealers and shitty Television then?
William Walker
Pooftas Fuck Off
Adam Mitchell
>voting labor, liberal, or greens >ever calling anyone retarded
Aiden Myers
I remember when auscucks hate us for a period because we decided to hang a gook Australian for drug trafficking. The majority of australians took up arms against singapore and then prime minister of australia threatened it wouls cause major diplomatic repercussions to our states. The absolute state of Australia .
Jack Robinson
>ywn be a good looking Australian cunt who surfs
Ryder Morris
it's not my fault girls don't make me hard and dicks are suckable
Samuel Davis
>major diplomatic repercussions Mate, even the Khmer Rouge didn't cause problems.
Luke Scott
>tfw the boomers let them take the guns away after an obvious false flag
Jack Ward
>>ywn be a good looking Australian cunt iktf, i'm 24 and girls still call me "cute" like what the fuck... it's completely emasculating
Asher Torres
Bill Shorten supported Rudd, then supported Gillard, then supported Rudd again. Hell, he even backed traitor Dastyari until the ever end.
This man is so dangerous and duplicitous it's not even funny.
Andrew Martinez
I know. Thats how Australia is cucked. They only talk big with no action.
Brandon Brown
>>Antipodean Resistance A .gov 'de-radicalisation' program for 'lost young white men'. I'm not surprised they have a female division since that's what 50% of their government handlers probably are.
Isaiah Cox
Sydney people won't march. Because it takes a year just to get to the next burrough let alone get into the city.
Sydney people will just say suck shit under their breaths and be more concerned with how their feet look in thongs.