Why are bongs so obssesed with gambling. this seems insane, are you ok anglobros?

why are bongs so obssesed with gambling. this seems insane, are you ok anglobros?

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i've never gambled in my life. not even a scratchcard
it's not something everybody does, but there are a lot of people hooked on fruit machines and shit like that
i had a friend who would sit at the machine, light a cigarette, and just let it burn down while he pressed the buttons like a zombie. he'd go through 20 cigarettes like that and only leave to buy more.
but then, i had another friend who would spend £1 every day on a scratchcard, never more
i remember several times when he won 4 or £500

*laughs in bitcoin*

waarom zijn nederlanders so geobsessiert met intergratie? waarom heeft rotterdam, schiedam, andere plaatsen soals alphen a/d rijn en groningen só véél mordenaars? waarom is het nederlands 14e in het wereld voor homocide?

sorry I don't really speak gutter german I just guess the words

They have freedom and don't need a nanny state to ban gambling. Also, if you know what you are doing, it's incredibly easy to make money gambling

I thought the same when I went to Aus and saw similar set ups in strip malls and the like.

Then I realized it's kind of an opportunity thing. If people can, they will. In the US many states don't allow gambling but the sovereign injin casinos make a killing year after year.

People all over just love gambling. I'm sure if you're country has made it illegal there's the same percentage of people who want to who just can't or turn to a much more dangerous black gambling market.

In Minnesota we hold charity meat raffles. In fact our bars can legally do charity pulltabs (little cardboard affairs with 3 or 4 strips you pull and simulates a slot machine, winners are marked on the bucket you pull them from so as time goes on your odds get better to win if it hasn't been won already).

The type of people you see loitering around these vice dens are the lowest of the low. Drunk white men, sinister blacks and arabs, just the filth of our society gathered together. They are absolutely everywhere, especially in poorer areas.

actually, successive governments since 2000 had legislated a lot of regulations on gambling
and gambling has been illegal in pubs since 1963
not counting regulated electronic machines and a few lowstakes games

>They [the UK] have freedom

makes watching footy even better

Literally everyone I know gambles and admit that they lose about a tenner a day.

only chavs and benefit scroungers go to betting shops

>make money gambling

You can't be serious

>They have freedom

user I...

>he doesnt go down to the bookies with the lads to put a few accas on

This. Gambling is like smoking, degenerate and scummy; only fucking plebs do either of them.

If you are trying to make a point try not to do it in a language you are absolutely sheite in.
Also all your "points" are gibberish and false,vieze kagaroopijper.

>citation needed

Compare us with Finland.

Yeah if you truly know sports its easy to be right 75% of the time or better

Same in this country. I swear every other cunt is a degenerate gambler. All of our pubs are kept alive by poker (slot) machines. Dumb cunt landscapers spend half their weekly earnings on the horses, lower to middle class people think they're Kerry Packer while sports betting from their iPhone.

bongs are easily tricked, like animals of prey

>Yeah if your truly aware that most professional sports are rigged then it’s easy to be right 90% of the time.

FIFY

I know a firm of ex city-boys who take a methodological approach and employ maths graduates to make algos using data - they are very profitable

Many many people into horse racing especially who know what they're doing make a consistent return, too. I guess the argument you could make is that it's not gambling.

Fuck you it's a fun hobby to turn small amounts of disposable income into profits

Organized Crime used to run the numbers like in a old time Pedowood gangster movie with James Cagney

I guess if the State wants to do it to collect tax money and fight organized crime...not any fucking different from a scratch ticket I suppose

Just got back from vegas.
protip: If you ever go to vegas for a convention, you'll probably stay at one of the main resorts. If you have a mild interest in gambling learn how to play craps. Its probably the most fun game there is.

But here is the tip: don't play in the main casino's because the table minimums are too high (unless you're rich). The smaller, non hotel casinos have 5 dollar minimus or or even 2 dollar min bets, and you can have fun and stretch out your gambling dollars.

Also the big hotel/casinos have a 20-30 dollar resort fees. And some now make you pay for parking.

>I just guess the words
Fucking hell. That's retarded.

There’s a casino within 30 miles of practically anywhere in england. My brother is retarded and likes to go to them but they are basically full of chinese and drug dealers

I plan to make 1 million euros by the end of the year thru betting ama pol

>Ladbrokes

Makes a lad , broke huh?

>I know a firm of ex city-boys who take a methodological approach and employ maths graduates to make algos using data - they are very profitable

>Many many people into horse racing especially who know what they're doing make a consistent return, too. I guess the argument you could make is that it's not gambling

how right you are. yes, thats actually pretty much is my job too. strange i never hear about betting on the horses on Sup Forums considering it's solely based on year 9 math, deductive reasoning and actual discipline. i been involved since i was about 11 or 12 and was typing out form and recording odds. much love to my bong bros especially those accounting students who pioneered "matched betting" way back when.

>>Many many people into horse racing especially who know what they're doing make a consistent return, too. I guess the argument you could make is that it's not gambling
>how right you are. yes, thats actually pretty much is my job too. strange i never hear about betting on the horses on Sup Forums considering it's solely based on year 9 math, deductive reasoning and actual discipline. i been involved since i was about 11 or 12 and was typing

I am not familiar with horse betting mathematics, what books would you recommend?

Even with betting in general what books do you read?

Pachinko and slots are found practically everywhere. But some spots take some of the earnings to donate to rescue helicopter maintenance and education, but still turn a huge profit.

In the UK you can have a flitter on the horses without getting machine gunned by boomers tho.

tick tock beaners

I only play in the Wynne. I dont gamble often but when i do i like to take a couple grand and go all out. And i prefer to gamble with the higher calss people, even the mid level strip resorts are full of drunk retards dumping booze on you and spilling your chips everywhere. Vegas is not for people who are "trying to make their buck go farther"

Thousand doller shrimp comp?

Those are mostly populated by niggers.

See them stood around in the city centre all day smoking weed and drinking, and routinely flitting between the cash converter & betting shops.

All day, every day. While I'm working my arse off..

Gambling is degenerate.

>I plan to make 1 million euros by the end of the year thru betting
famous last words

I understand North America, becasue we have always been open societies, but you bongs really need to ask yourself, why is England and Europe even full of niggers in the first place?

Those are mostly located in the nigger and muzzie neighborhoods, like 9/10 pf them are in those places, and the majority of the people gambling are nogs and muzzied as well.
You can find whites but they're mostly divorced boomers or some shit.

Tbqh its a good way to get some money back from non-whites, considering how much of an economic drain they've because of gibs, just put some of these in their neighborhood and you'll get some money out of them.
Same thing happens in the US

learn the form guide. every single term and how it is related to a win or a loss and to the odds themselves. read everything and anything by Don Scott for starters (a little dated but a great indicator of what "turning pro" will require) and then a LOT of paper bets and practice. learn "matched betting" to build a bank and abuse the fuck out of it- you're not serious until you're using your grandmothers ID and bank account to matched bet and arbitrage danish reserve grade handball on a Monday. then the one thing nobody can teach- discipline.

Why not? I am an academic and I have a mathematical approach to betting with high risk that enables me to be constantly over 100% ROI, even with bullshit such as combined strategies

Oh yeah you are talking about arbitrage, I am doing that too, I use checkbestoods for that but I don't plan on becoming a multimillionaire with it, have you read moneyball?

I wil morder you and shit down your neck and become a webm on bestgore, little islander.

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Most of the visitors to vegas strip hotels are there for conventions. I was there for a convention last week (insurance services) and had a nice time, but I only allocated a couple hundred for gambling. Table was hot with the shooter keeping the dice for about 40 minutes. Doubled my money.

No, but I did get 3 dollars off my meals so I was comped about 9 dollars a day.

>kagaroopijper
crikey that cant be good

Stay in your low budget containment resorts

>I am an academic
>betting with high risk
>constantly over 100% ROI

I really didn't have a choice since the convention is assigned a group rate. The good thing is that the expense is tax-deductable, and their is a per diem return.
The gambling money is excluded from that, of course.

>wynn.
I've been watching the stock for any downside, but it has not dipped am much as I would like.

i have def read moneyball!

truth be told, if you're not involved in horses now- but you're active and successful on football or tennis or whatever- stick to it. when i went to Europe the first time i actually switched to football there for a joke and to keep active. o/u2.5 and btts and made bank without the headache of complete form of 12 or whatever runners 5 times a day starting in NZ and finishing up 14 hrs later in SA or the UK and sometimes never seeing anything of value. football is much easier. i grew up doing horse form but i wish i grew up watching football instead.

it's fairly easy actually, all you have to do is to look for opportunities and bet small against the bookie, you have skills and luck, skills (analysis) will get you to a level of certainty in your bets while luck is what in the end determinates the score of the game, but that goes 1/2 for the bookie and 1/2 for you, so you can actually turn an unfair game into neutral and fun to play

actually mate I never bet on football, it's very low value for the risk of 1/3 win 1/3 draw and 1/3loss. The best sports to bet on are hockey, baseball, volleyball and basketball.

Boxing is probably the best sport to bet on. Once you know about it after following for a few years you can easily pick 90% of the fights straight up and also look for really good value in the odds since most fans are fanbois who bet like crazy on retarded shit.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL

No nigger.

No physical game is worth the risk. What happens if a star player gets injured?

The only time anyone I know has gambled is once a year on the Grand National race.

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Eddie making a cheeky little move to the bins - and what's this! OH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SET OF FAG ENDS! He's crumbling them into a blue Rizla and it's fantastic how they aren't damp! He's sparking it and OH WHAT'S THIS, OH IT'S A FUCKING CAN OF K CIDER WITH SOME DREGS IN IT, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ASSIST! He's really flying down the field now, it can't get any better than this, can it? BUT WAIT, THERE'S A BUNCH OF CHIP ENDS IN THAT GREASY WAD OF PAPER! OH WHAT A FUCKING RESULT IT IS FOR EDDIE FC! The atmosphere in the KIA will be absolutely ELECTRIC tonight!

GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

GOOOOAAAL! ole ole ole ole

I know a girl who make £1500 a week doing spread betting

>gutter german
fucking hell

Yeah I've never been that much into it myself, I put a few quid in a fruity now and then but that was really it. But some people were just obsessed and got sucked into it. I remember once a friend was left like 400 pounds in his grandad's will and ended up putting it all in this fruit machine, it was a really sad sight, everyone just standing around him trying to convince him to stop but he was in a total trance.

It must tap into something in some people I suppose.

you are a moron if you think a star player carries the entire team. Sure it has an impact on the game, but often it doesn't affect the outcome by so much, given that there are so many other variables that will help you in determining the outcome. The 'star player' falacy is the reason why so many people are wrong when betting money and loose.
Read moneyball or at least watch the movie, you can get rich you just have to be humble and learn.

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>yeh, kick racism out lad, making monkey noises at black players just ain't football m8
>there is nothing wrong with the fact that 80% of the players in the "local" team I support are not indigenous British
>CUM ON UMBONGO MY SON, GET IT IN THERE
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

>ROMELU LUKAKU
>HE'S OUR "BELGIAN" SCORING GENIUS
>WITH A 24 INCH PENIS
>BELLEND TO HIS TOOOOES
>IN MY WIFE'S ASSHOOOOLE
OH LOOK AT THAT
HE'S DONE ANOTHER GOAL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BANG A FACKIN MANKEY ON FACKIN WEST TAM YOU FACKIN CCCCAAANNNNTTTTTTT

I don't understand why those places are still open when you can do it on the internet.

How about you fucking Kick It Out, lads?

kickitout.org/

There is literally nothing wrong with Mbwembe and Ngubu hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MIMBWASA! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!
AL RASHIDI COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SPLASHES ACID RIGHT IN MY UNCLES FACE HIS SCALP IS COMING OFF LIKE POTATO PEEL, NICE LITTLE STAB AS HE GOES DOWN!
MIMBWASA DODGES ME DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTERS CUNT!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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they have that we have scratch tickets
people like to gamble.
the end.

i suppose i get it in a way, having played a lot of games like diablo in my youth. the loot drop system is very much like a fruit machine
the feedback loop of input and reward is quite compelling

Since when is it called Ligue A?

"It has an impact on the game."

There's your logic nigger.

There is even less reason for niggers to be in Canada.

Uhuh.

I think shes preading something else

Kek, gr8 pasta

The Toto monopoly is against EU law, which just shows the Dutch government selectively follows EU regulations and are fine letting refugees in but won't let bookmakers do business here.

She uses the free bets you get when you start an online account and exploits the differences between the odds from different companies. She is an accountant and no doubt cleverer than you, so you won’t be able to replicate the results I’m afraid.

It's volleyball
Even you buying a fucking condom for your wife's bf miles from there can have an impact on the game you retard

>pro volleyball

The absolute state of europe

>tfw granddad is a fucking degenerate gambler who spends all his time in these betting shops
>refuses to admit his problem and refuses to ever leave these shops
>wastes all of his money he spent fucking 60 years making in them, is almost broke now
>tfw he never wins
>tfw he ALWAYS makes the same bets
>his 'system' is that if he shits himself in the night, he bets on the teams playing away from home because 'the bed is shitty' and if he doesn't he bets on the home teams because 'the bed is clean'
>all his bets are accumulators, so all the teams he bets on have to win
>usually bets on at least 7 teams
>tfw he will be homeless soon

Oh ok.

Uhuh.

Uhuh

although that is not the point i made...it is true. fuck these kikes running shit. over there in Brussels and over here in the most beautiful country on planet motherfucking earth.

gambling is not really much of a problem. every activity has people taking shit to far for their own good. but also people who just like to have some excitement in their lives.

Kek

who here /bet/

>dutch tips

You can also bet on semi pro and amateurs. I doubt the French volleyball league is 100% pro, though I could be wrong.

>sorry I don't really speak gutter german I just guess the words
No worries, that's how we speak actual german too.

Here is an example of a 20% surebet, if you bet let's say 10K total you are garanteed a 2K profit, it's fairly easy once you know how to build these algorithms

ie. total return of 12K

i member the days with lieberman, they were comfy

Volleyball is pretty well only played by school children over here. It's hilarious to even think of it being a pro league

>acca
>tfw this is actually a thing

>most beautiful country on earth
>A collection of flat damp fields
No. Pic is a random location 5 miles from my house

Sports betting is not gambling. I make a living on it.

Why are nederlanders so obsessed with being sensible and not smoking weed or fucking prozzies even though it's legal? And why do they love planning so much

Doe normaal?