Kraut/pol/ and AfD General - Lillehammer Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172832396/EU-Asylgesetz-Reform-Deutschland-bereit-auf-Fluechtlingsverteilung-vorerst-zu-verzichten.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/fietz-am-freitag-wenn-martin-schulz-der-spd-einen-dienst-erweisen-will-hat-er-nur-eine-chance_id_8368611.html

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g [Open] (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 [Open] (No excuse for being fat)
murdercube.com/files/Training and Fitness/Guerrilla Cardio.pdf (Lose fat when you are short on time)
hussard.pl/en/home/ (Get operator skills and be #1 on the watchlist)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs [Open]
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40 [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs [Open]

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg [Open]

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 (update pls)
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city
Inform yourself about population genetics (it's good for you)

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الله أَكْبَر

Why isn't he wearing suits his size?

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What browser/plugin are you using Sven?

Chrome based open source stuff. I get those rarely tho

We got two Kraut/pol/ threads now?

Great, Ösi is drunk again and doesn't use ctrl+f

Oh I did ctrl+f vehemently but then took forever to post as I was too stupid to find the image I wanted... btw ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY LEGITIMATE KRAUT/POL/ (this one)

And yes I am drunk again...

Should I start namefagging here as well?It's in ur name mang

So due to the shit ATMs in my city I missed half Anne Will today. What did I miss, did Lille sl4y?

At least I can recognize you that way. Don't even remember when I started namefagging, think it was some drunk mad rant about genetics signed with "t. a drunk geneticist"

Kinda stuck, that name ... btw should maybe drink less, there is a veritable stack of beer bottles on my balcony, too lazy to take them out. Fuck Mondays ...

>And yes I am drunk again...
don't mind, how else...?
i mean i...

only few minutes left of /comfy/ sunday

it woul be proper

Oh I do function quite well on ethanol, Sir...

Btw where is the German bro I was discussing philosophy with in the last thread? Had no chance to reply to his last post...

would i mean, sorry

Yeah ... it sucks. At least my boss is on vacation currently. Think I am gonna spend my time in some nice and comfy cafe tomorrow while my bacteria grow and my female colleagues most likely shop dildos online (no joke, ran into our office last time and they were too slow closing the browser window)

hope you find him, missing a german and even asking for him, i am moved.
and sure you can function shitfaced
Herr Obstler.

Es ist Montag

>Obstler

Davon halt ich mich derzeit fern, zu Weihnachten hat mich mei Oma damit unter den Tisch gsoffn ... scheiß Migräne am nächsten Tag ist das net wert.

>bta captcha
> a sign saying 'SAUF DESSERTE LOCALE'

Na prost...

great

>Es ist Montag

Scheissn...

digits of enthaltung.
stay strong half brother

AfD is 100% run by Jews. 100%. Jews.

Germany is over.

WTF FUEHRER QUADS?!?!

EBIN!! :DDD

did you give em cock?

Germany is run by weaponized autism...

>Don't even remember when I started namefagging, think it was some drunk mad rant about genetics signed with "t. a drunk geneticist"
I was in that thread.

Nah, both Germans, not really my type (the hot half Iranian Master student left a week after I started there, dat Indoaryan ass!)

Also girlfriend would freak out then.

wen wir unten sind ist unten oben

Oh boy, here we go ... I only halfway remember that night. Was frustrated due to a failed Western bot back then and drank myself into oblivion. How bad was it?

you're alcoholic and gf owner? mang, get your act together and some austrian-hungarian babbies fren

don't mind

I mean you're right but coming from ZOGmerica this is rich.

>Western bot

should of course mean WESTERN BLOT

*Weimerica

BORDERLINE alcoholic ... girlfriend sometimes annoyed by my drinking but quite autistic as myself so minds her own business mostly. Us both procreating might result in some really messed up UBER ASPERGER ... the world is not ready for that yet.

Thx... I am sometimes embarassed by the shit I post in between the more serious stuff

what percentage possibility of giga nigga asperchu?
Also any advice on traits in females to pursue? And how does behaviour relate to genetics if it's not too yuge a question?

>Davon geht doch die Welt nicht unter

Not bad at all. You coherently answered a bunch of questions about neanderthal ancestry.

last time i was here i was shitfaced and got in a needless argument with a bong so as i say, beeing shitfaced is germanic, we even had our arguments shitfaced read up how our germanic ancestors did their thing meetings.
aufschlussreich, fast so als ob wir gerne mal einen kippen würden:)
we wuz drunk and shit

Ooooh, quite a high percentage I think. Asperger's is more prevalent in men as the symptoms usually tend to be suppressed in females. Coupled with my fucked up brain genetics this might turn out quite ... interesting.

Genetics and behaviour? Well seems many baseline parameters of a personality depend on variants of certain genes. Many are not identified yet but some candidates are known. A certain variant of MAOA (aka the 'warrior gene', a stupid name if you ask me) lead to a high incidence of violent or criminal behaviour ... think it mostly affects impulse control. May have been selected for under certain circumstances as it seems to keep you on edge constantly. Variants in the dopaminergic system (genes like DRD4 or COMT) do also strongly affect behaviour (mostly through the reward system of the brain) and one may even make prediction of a person's political views based on variants in these genes. One very solidly researched area are the so-called CLOCK genes ... they control your day-night cycle and depending on the variants of these genes you are either a lark (most active in the morning) or an owl (most active in the evening and can't get out of bed).

Oh yeah I do remember! Neanders it was! My personal WE WUZ KANGZ considering my awesome brow ridges and fuckhueg jawbone...

A drunk discussion with a britbong (like they are not always shitfaced) about drunk Celts on a thing?! EBIN! :D

Interesting. Thanks for the insight, gotta read that book you recommended

Tacitus beschreibt in seiner Germania (De origine et situ Germanorum) den Ablauf eines Things. Demnach wurden am ersten Tag der Zusammenkunft unter starkem Alkoholkonsum wichtige politische, aber auch militärische Dinge besprochen. Beschlüsse wurden dagegen erst am nächsten Tag in nüchternem Zustand gefasst. Dieses Vorgehen hatte Tacitus zufolge den Vorteil, dass am ersten Tag die Teilnehmer leichter mit „freier Zunge“ redeten.

see?

Hope you like it. Else it is rather handy for smashing some idiot's skull in with more than 1200 pages...

So wie bei uns in der Politik auf Gemeindeebene ... erst alle Stammtisch und am nächsten Tag dann Gemeinderatssitzung. Kluge Regelung, muss man den alten Germanen lassen...

German Anons, as an Amerimutt who studied in your state of Lower Saxony, can someone explain to me reason as to why many Germans are so...meek? Every German I spoke to about politics looked like they were consciously trying to hide how they really thought of something (refugees, this was back in 2016) and they always stammered or cut off and said something to sound more "open". Where is your pride? Is the whole "we're not proud to wave our flag" a meme?

...

>who studied in your state of Lower Saxony,
please elaborate

This. Their once proud nation has been fucked by decades of propaganda. There is simply no mature discussion about that one episode of German history possible ... it is all about guilt. Frankly, who cares .. they (or we) have lost the war, so what, we did some nasty stuff like everybody else at that time. If I look at Germany nowadays I do even think that the totalitarian stance of the leftists is simply a reversed and perverted remnant of the old National socialist ideology, simply reversed by 180 degrees on the political spectrum. By constantly feeding some masochistical guilt complex instead of simply and coldly analyzing the mistakes of the past this whole mess has been created. Might be wrong about that but hey ... I am fucking drunk and it is already Monday so fuck shit dicknipples.

It was a typical American study abroad for a summer in Hannover (is it with one or two"n"s??). It was a weird trade off. The more Americans my university sent, the more Germans could study in the US at my school. Weird system. Anyway, I was an assistant doing some research on the prevalence of Diabetes among Germans and comparing the German and American healthcare systems for some big project in the States. Super dry stuff. I would then go to the beer gardens, get German drunk and chat with the locals about politics. Was totally unaware there are actual card carrying members of the "communist" party. Made me chuckle.

aha

come on it is not that bad:)

Ok there is still hope ... not everyone was affected by that shit ...

good night anons

good night

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