DOW DOWN 1500 POINTS FINANCIAL CRASH IMMINENT

Is this it pol? Has the music stopped?

zerohedge.com/news/2018-02-04/dow-futures-open-down-200-points

That's scary.

Don't worry. Trump's been preparing for months.

It's all part of draining the swamp.

this may go on a day or two more but I'm not too concerned and I have ALL my money in US equities

It's all rigged anyway

Holy fuck we're actually fucked.

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DO IT DAMN IT I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE CRASH THIS BITCH

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thank god bitcoin is still cruising...

>not having 100% of your money in TSLA puts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Neat! I’ll buy more tomorrow. Nothing like a good ol sale to start the week

It's Obama's economy finally kicking in

DON'T MISS THE DOW JONES DIP
BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All this over the fact that the FBI/DOJ is being exposed? WTF? What does that have to do with actual markets??

It's about interest rates.

Okay

You idiot shill, it was a correction due to employment, productivity, interest rates and inflation which cause changes in bond yields. All of the above are indicators of good economic strength but the markets need to adjust valuations related to one another as conditions dictate.

I am not worried is /biz/ is not

Forgive me if this is a retarded question because I know very little about stocks, but isn't this just a natural correction? The DOW has been way above average for a while has it not, so isn't this just the market correcting back to average or should I start investing in the pavement cleaning companies which will clean up all the wall street traders about to lose everything?

>h-he-he guys, i-it's just a correction. Don't worry we'll all be fine.
Life as you know it is coming to an end.

im only invested in memes

No it's not you incompetent faggot. Take your shill agenda, shove it up your ass, and fucking kys.

Put out another episode you lazy faggot

you know that $18bn that Soros 'spent' last year, what if he seeded the economy?

Isn't that what he does best? hasn't he always been able to break economies? isn't that how he was able to just give up $18bn?

has George Soros hamstrung Trumps presidency by bringing yet another economy crashing down?

>posts this
>but doesn't tell us what its really about

We literally haven't had a correction since 2010.....

Because its a giant fake bubble. The correction will be when it bursts.

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Impeachment when?

It's too soon. At current course it'll be at least 2 more years.

I'm not arguing the realness/fakeness of the bubble, but bubbles need to release steam from time to time

uh guys, am I going to lose my neet bux?

the bear will leave its cave forever

Anemic global growth last decade in spite of stimulus like never seen before, 0% interest rates, record gov deficits, more than $20T of assets bought by (((central banks))). Debt is now at record levels too and far above where it was in 08.

Tick tock

This. Bond markets are looking more nice right now that because of that, not to mention the US government is asking for an 84% increase in debt issuing. Somebody's gonna need financial incentive to continue to buy our debt.

Time to buy cheap.

the larp will gorge itself on reddit

Thats hard to say. This is a complex few days.

I'm pointing out that the narrative portrayed is identicalto the bullshit that was peddled on Friday.

>the rise in the market makes everyone fearful of interest rates. Even though the Fed didn't hike rates.
>this is different than 2011, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 because we said so.
>the Fed said inflation so rate hikes are imminent because of the obvious bubble. Even though they didn't raise rates and mention inflation at literally every meeting since 2009ish.
>this one day is all because of interest rates even though every sector is falling and there are no flights to safety
>nothing to see here. Just totally normal market behavior.

Any more problems you incompetent fuck?

God I hope not, if you do all this work I've been doing will be for nothing

Nah. Bloomberg and other financial news types have been predicting a market correction for months now. Pure upwards market trends eventually pass optimistic and hit the bear.

The bear has come out of his cave.

Y'all bunch of morons, this happened the same 2-3 years ago.

smfh

im not even the first guy, check IDs next time you incompetent fuck

>zerohedge

Even though there's nothing to indicate an actual crash, I still want a full balls to the wall crash.

Fine. I'm going to reset my portfolio for cheap.

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I'm aware you incompetent fuck.

Continue adding nothing.

>Any more problems you incompetent fuck?
yes, why dont girls let me fuck them in the arse?

maybe I will you incompetent fuck

Because you ask. Just slip the finger when they're climaxing.

This. The only thing holding inflation down all these years was stagnant wages due to shit trade deals designed to benefit a few robber barons at the expense of middle class workers. Now that that shit is being unwound, expect wages and thus headline inflation to pop.

>reads the guardian

The great flippening is upon us.

I tried that but it turned out the girl was a dude, now what?

You sir are an idiot.

>im only invested in memes

lol

>not investing in pink wojacks specifically......

Profit?

brainlet is superior, it is soaring my man

New leader of the fed starts tomorrow. Shit is gonna hit the fan. I say the market will end this year at 22k.

TICK MOTHERFUCKING TOCK NIGGERS

Lol no, Bitcoin is back down to its 8,000 support level again. If it breaks that, its breaks through its long uptrending channel and we are fucking beyond fucked.

You dumbass faggots not evenTalking about getting a new fed chair this weekend. Jerome powell. Surprisingly, not a jew.

Chinese and Jap stocks tanking THIS IS IT LADS PREP YOUR PREPHOLES

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Chinese "stocks" tank whenever it's necessary and Yuan was mighty strong lately.

Seriously. This might actually be the kikes. If the next week is like the last few days, the only thing left for it to signal is global turmoil.

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WTF IS GOING UP!!!! where is the money going?

The only thing biz is good at is posting crypto wojacks

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Every thread on /biz/ is about crypto lately. They drown out everything else

So I assume you mean after all this growth in 2017 we are raising interest rates- correct?

More debt than can ever be repaid. I suspect the plan is to let inflation run wild to whittle the debt down.

Nice, just bought 100k

Source? What about Korean stocks?

Crypto University taught me that all these fucking normies buying their Normiecoins ATH were going to get JUSTed.
I will consider picking up their bags after the Dead Cat Bounce, the Crash, and the Bull Traps have played out.
I doubt any of these Normiecoins are worth my fiat tho.

This perspective is terrifyingly fair.

We might be turning the entire 1st world into 90s Japan. And that would make btc the modern equivalent of expensive purses and cash in mattresses.

wat you mean source, go to any finance website
korea is down 1.58% so far

So what? Increased interest rates then?

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Buy what cheap? Stocks are only cheap if you expect cash to depreciate at an accelerated rate.

I salivating at the thought of buying dirt cheap property in South East Asia. Let it all come tumbling down.

how big is a correction on a 9 year bull market where interest rates are already almost zero just curious

666 dropping on Friday was the dogwhistle for all Jews to pull out of the markets. The markets are going down and the Jews will use their wealth to rule with an iron fist.

This is the last great happening. Prepare for the kill squads.

HERE WE GO LADS
YES

The difference is there really is inflation coming now thanks to increasing wages due to the Trump economy.

>zerohedge
whew literal fearmonger the website

They weren't dirt cheap enough already?

If you're too right in the way you're thinking, historically, your investment gets fucking nationalized anyway.

This might be a precious metals moment. But they're already pretty high.

-158.00 / -0.62%
no

TIME TO BUY

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vechain is the buy of the year nigger

As defined by what? That's possible. Why now? What was the tipping point variable? this feels more like a manipulation via fixed income getting shorted in the short term.

Which is very much a Soros kind of play.

>someone's doing the raping

If stocks continue to decline, high risk shit like Bitcoin is the last place you want to be.

Bangkok and pretty much all of Cambodia is overpriced as fuck in terms of property. Still cheap by western standards, but still over valued. Most of this is because of gooks and pajeets treating South East Asian real estate like a fucking giant casino.