Marry/fuck/kill?

marry/fuck/kill?

fuck/kill/marry

do not desecrate my waifus normalfag

Not fair, I like all 3.

marry eris
fuck eris
kill myself because it will never happen

kill kill kill

fuck marry kill

This.

Marry Yunyun

this

forgot rep

Fuck kill marry

marry darkness
fuck aqua, figuratively aswell
kill megumin, nicer than aqua but im not into lolis

marry fuck kill.

Fuck Wiz
Marry Darkness
Steal from Eris

Kill Megumin.
Fuck Aqua in front of Darkness.
Marry Darkness.

...

Marry Lalatina, Fuck Lalatina, "kill" Lalatina

Kill Darkness and revive her
Fuck Wiz
Marry YunYun

fuck aqua and easily mindbreak her into being my cockslut

marry megumin and spend the day looking for furniture to bend her tiny body over

attempt to kill darkness but can never get past her adamantium defence, who also becomes my mindbroken cockslave because im giving her what she wants.

I can't kill any of them, sorry.

Marry Lalatina for money.
Fuck Aqua for goddess body.
Kill Megumin for she's already dying of hunger and it would be mercy.

>All those people marrying Lalatina
She is clearly the best choice for fuck. But she would be a terrible wife. She leaves the house to buy groceries, then comes home reeking of piss because the entire town decided they wanted to use her mouth as a toilet and she let them since she is a huge slut.

marry aqua
fuck megumin
kill blonde cowtit

Marry Megumin, Fuck Darkness, Kill Aqua.

That's because you didn't teach her who is her master.

this

Marry Aqua.

That's all.

>not killing her because she'd be into it

>not being Darkness's ideal man
Half of Sup Forums is already there.

This.

Marry Aqua
Fuck Lalatina
Kill Megameme

Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

^5

Would Wiz be into Femdom/Mommy kinks?

What this man said.

I do like Aqua as a character, but from a personal standpoint, it's hard to imagine that I'd get along with her at all. I'll go with this: , since I love Megumin and Darkness is hot as fuck when DEEN doesn't go full retars.

Kill, fuck, raise as my beloved heir

fpbp

This.

Great taste.

I wouldn't necessarily enjoy it, but this. Who knows, she might return to Heaven.

Marry and hold hands with Aqua. Ignore the rest since they are nothing but trouble

Marry Megumin is the only choice that matters. You're all great human beings and I wish you luck in life.

Marry / Kill / Fuck

This.

Marry Megumin.
Fuck all three of them.
Fuck them again.

Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Kill Megumin

Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua, Fuck Dorkness
This.

>all of the megushitters in this thread
Gross.

wiz

She is best girl after all.

kill/marry/fuck
Darkness will enjoy it and Aqua can revive anyways

this

Sex with Wiz would be gross. She's maintaining her outward appearance with magic, doesn't mean she isn't a rotting corpse inside. It'd be like fucking a cold ham sandwich.

Hug/Marry/Tenderly FUCK Lalatina's perfect body.

Seriously, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>marry
Darkness - I fit her perfect husband description almost perfectly.

>fuck
Megumin - flat is justice.

>kill
Aqua - she's a goddes, she'll be ok.

Darkness is rich so marry even though I want to marry Megumin

Kick aqua into a valcano to appease the goddess Eris

Marry Megumin for passionate love.
Impregnate Darkness then abandon.
Aqua will end up getting herself killed by this point, probably from frogs.

FPBP.