After extensive research, I have figured out your extensive mental and emotional profile, user...

After extensive research, I have figured out your extensive mental and emotional profile, user, as it pertains to Sup Forums:

>"smart but lazy"
>either a total slob or obsessively tidy (but just your bedroom)
>spend alot of time on the internet
>obscure interests/hobbies or no hobbies besides sitting online
>under 28
>believe you would be more successful, probably in STEM, if not for ______(jews/blacks/muslims/whites/women/your family)
>struggling with _______(aspergers/ADHD/depression/autism/porn addiction)
>occasionally LARP as something different, get really into character before reality crashes back
>introverted

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i have a good profile for people like you

>wastes time trying to figure out others

looks like this struck a nerve

>describes over half of the world's population
>wow good job

>thinking half of the population is as sad as you

Well what OP describes is definitely the profile of the typical Sup Forums user. He probably figured that out in less than a minute.

this

it[s typical for most young adults. OPs time isnt worth much but i congratulate him for cracking the case

>most young adults

imagine actually believing that most young adults are shut-ins that accomplish nothing

Go fuck your hat, I'm 18 working two jobs, going to jr. college and saving for a car and a transfer to a nicer school, not everyone here is a pathetic loser.

How do you recognise a foundation myth? It fulfils three functions. 1)It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society). 2)It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power). 3)It determines what is held sacred in that society. For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions. 1)We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII. 2)Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on. 3)The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust. The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative. Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction. Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the centre point of the WWII story. Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity. Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.
> Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.

great job user

>I have figured out your extensive mental and emotional profile, user

Hi CIA.

You only got your job because you are stupid enough to believe everything you are told, and you were GIVEN your OP post... you didn't come up with it on your own.

mira ong chua can you shut the fuck up and get hit by bus

Got any lewds of Julie?

Anyone done a Deepfake of her face on some porn yet?

You have a very high opinion of yourself, and an inflated sense of your own talents...

You are somewhat attractive, and this has carried you through your entire life... but you fear ageing, and the wall.

You are confused now, where once you were assured, now you are beginning to question your own motives, feelings, and memories.

yeah it's hard to imagine most children these days are living in kaczynski hell playing with ipads all the time. are you sure your analysis wasn't just one big projection? you seem a little sheltered HAHAHAHA

2/9 try again faggot

it gets more and more difficult for you to do your job, each and every day...

You find yourself unable to explain away the things you learn here, that contradict your own worldview.

You are now literally shaking.

After extensive research I have made a profile about OP.

>posts retarted profiles with no actual research
>makes him feel better about himself
>sucks dick

You are thinking about quitting your job, and taking what money you have earned, and running away... far, far away.

Hiding from this life you have found yourself in... maybe starting a family instead of lying for perpetual liars your whole life.

I'm actually extroverted as fuck and everyone likes me.

Ironically, the more time you spend away from people, the more you learn how easy it is to charm them.

Nope

Not even close

You are now breathing manually.....

Deep breaths, user... deep breaths.

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>>"smart but lazy"
no
>>either a total slob or obsessively tidy (but just your bedroom)
neither really
>>spend alot of time on the internet
obviously
>>obscure interests/hobbies or no hobbies besides sitting online
no
>>under 28
yes
>>believe you would be more successful, probably in STEM, if not for ______(jews/blacks/muslims/whites/women/your family)
no, I am in STEM and reasonably successful
>>struggling with _______(aspergers/ADHD/depression/autism/porn addiction)
no
>>occasionally LARP as something different, get really into character before reality crashes back
yes
>>introverted
yes

4/9, you didn't pass. I am sorry user.

it's not your fault you got caught up in this...

This doesn't have to be your life.

the OP is a commie agent.

this doesn't have to be "Who you are"

Kike detected

This is now a Julie Andrews GILF Thread.

Post your deepfakes here.

Wrong, false, zero, null.
I'm light years from that.

>Gives traits of the average internet user
>GOT YOU
Mutt

Kek thank u user

That could be said of any base on the Internet, nice try faggot

>occasionally LARP as something different, get really into character before reality crashes back

Pls stop

Yeah, I work in STEM and I am most likely an Aspie with obscure hobbies ... though over 30, not lazy, and neither particularely tidy or messy.

Also sage for rather ham fisted attempt at trolling...

You're describing the left-jewish-western mind.
There are other western mindsets where the foundation is the constitution and the bill of rights, ultimate good are the individual rights, and pure-evil is collectivism/communism/socialism.

not everybody here is under 28. You'll be surprised. Extreme free speech is attractive for all ages.
You missed "High IQ", that's a common trait here.
>believe you would be more successful, probably in STEM, if not for ______(jews/blacks/muslims/whites/women/your family)
I don't see people here blaming his level of personal success on other groups (jews/blacks/muslims/whites/women/your family)

You seem to be suggesting that polacks who lose their place to niggers and women wouldn't be doing better if they weren't being actively discriminated against because of their race/gender, why is this?

>believe you would be more successful, probably in STEM, if not for ______(jews/blacks/muslims/whites/women/your family)
>struggling with _______(aspergers/ADHD/depression/autism/porn addiction)
Everything except these. We get people of all generations on here though, even underage b&.

why do white people look like birds?

youtube.com/watch?v=xg5S4Pax3-4

Delicate features, big eyes, and small triangular nose bridge.

Do you write Horoscopes?

>2 correct
wew lad, are you even trying?
also you are just describing reddit

Wrong i'm a black trans women and i'm here to fight you nazi fucks with logic and reason and i'm winning >; )

/nsg/ Made just for (you)

Get in here goyim