HAPPENING: STOCK MARKET CRASH PT 1

>Dow futures currently down 300 points
>Shitcoin falling 10% in anticipation
>NYSE opens in 2 hours
>Sup Forums is not talking about a real fucking happening

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Thought it was 200.

trump economy is here boys

>finally get a full time income
>just in time for a crash
Im fucking excited

Buy the dip.

>mfw i sold my buttcoins at 4800 right before they mooned to 20000

A-atleast I avoided the crash haha...

so, time to buy stocks is what you're saying?

Was planning on selling off some stock next week but maybe today is the day.

Black monday?

/biz/ is panicking, it looks like Black Monday lads.

/biz/ always panics tho

You call that a crash?
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MFW moved my positions to cash when the House Intel committee voted on the memo.

fucking hope so
I need a happening!

This time it's different though, Bitcoin hitting 3 month low and dropping lad. Normally this doesn't happen until Americans wake up. 5000 today + DJI dropping 500+ = HAPPENING

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Fuck that gets me hard.

>real fucking happening
Wait for the elections to come around. Things will probably have been getting rocking and rolling proper before Summer is over.

It's the coke I think

chinese dragon rising

>>Sup Forums is not talking about a real fucking happening

You must be new, we've had thousands of these threads over the years talking about muh crash. It's not happening and it never will, it's literally too big to fail. NOT HAPPENING.

This picture smells awful

too big to fail. I know you're being ironic.

Maybe that's actually your shart stained clothes.

Don't be stupid user

Sell the dip, goy!

Sorry, I didn't think it was your self portrait, it's not that bad.

>DJIA down a percent or two

Wow, such happening. 500 points ain't what it was in 1987, dipshit.

>Shitcoin tanking again

Always fun, but I'm saving my gloating for the day it drops below 1000.

laughed hard at this image, thanks user

I laugh at all the retards who bought buttcoin at 20000.

I'm not, the kikes literally can't let it fail at the this point, not with all the other social pressures, a crash would likely spark something much darker.

It'll be back up next month, retards, they're correcting for the possibility of a rate hike. Watch the money get shuffled around and the numbers shoot back up.

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>jews bought into cryptocoins half a year ago
>market crashes
typical

I told my dad to think about selling last week. Any time something goes straight up you should anticipate correction.

Yeah no shit it would spark something much darker.

But you fearing something much darker isn't a reason for them being too big to fail.

They barely managed to sort their shit out in 2008, if anything they just prolonged the inevitable. And this time we will get the unresolved brunt of 2008 AND whatever is waiting for us this time.

>Checked 401k investment options to find a hedge against stock drop
>All equities moving in tandem with US stock market
>Bond market bloodbath
>Mfw

>Sweden
>401k
Are you on a military base or something?

You have 401k in Sweden wtf

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENNING

lol the market is going to go back up again you fucking idiot

300 points is nothing, the point value does not matter, you need the relative percentage its fallen. 300 points is not even 2%

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it's a dark day in New York btw...

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>Wow, such happening. 500 points ain't what it was in 1987, dipshit.
what is margin call

The market isn't even open yet lad.

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American, just passing through

Biotech and medicine will go up while tech goes down

The crash is going to happen sooner or later. The west wont be able to sustain rising inflation and stagnating wages for much longer, its only a matter of time. Just sit back and relax.

Smashing the last of the pure Swedish pussy?

The NYSE isn't open yet, even if it falls 1000 points it'd still be up 5000 points from the begging of trumps term. We're likely to see reversals anyway, the stocks will return climb back up because consumer confidence is still high.

Just a market correction nigga.

Don't forget that the Fed is in a panic because there has been no spending bill passed and revenues are down from the tax cuts

The reason it didn't work itself out in '08 is because (((they))) didn't let it, just like they won't let it happen this time. TOO BIG TO FAIL. I'll expect your apology once the market opens higher and finishes 2 points up.

Income tax doesn't generate any revenue in the first place. It's 100% irrelevant except as something for Jewish experts on the Jew Stream Media to lie to you about.

put your money where your mouth is and buy the dip, then post screenshots as proof.

>stocks are on sale
>it's the end of the world!
this is a regular occurance

So what about in the event of hyperinflation?

>Vlad has surrounded himself with fiscal conservatives
>deathly afraid of deficit, debt and repeating the fiscal mistakes of SU in 1980's
>genious of a woman presiding over central bank, loyal ally (Elvira Nabulina)
>rising gold reserves
>never stoppes being a semi-autarky, increasingly going towards it since 2014
>never trusted cryptocrap

Bring it on.

I don't go in for shares, haven't got the cash.

These are simply reflecting fears about interest rates and low earnings from a number of companies. It isn't necessarily the start of a catastrophe.

Bitcoin is getting fucked because Lloyds has banned purchase of it with cards and a whole bunch of other banks have hinted that they will follow suit.

You seem to be missing the point, it's all rigged and has been for the last 100+ years. They won't let it fail because it's exactly what empowers them.

HOLD CASH AND MONEY, DEFLATION WILL KICK IN DURING THE RECESSION WHICH MEANS YOU CAN BUY CHEAP STUFF DURING THE RECESSION AND SELL IT HIGH ONCE IT'S OVER

Wew
Moved most of my holdings into cash and some physical bullion 2 weeks ago. Also picked up a few shares of ASA cause why not

why not just sell your position

You have no idea what you are talking about

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>recession
>q2 GDP estimate revised up to >5%

Stock market =/= economy. Economy is doing fine. Stocks are down because interest rates are rising

300 point futures drop is about a 700 point drop in the DOW

If your currency crashes Ill buy some sweet new PC parts with mine. XD

If the stock market crashes, this will also influence the economy you nigger

The economy is not quite as exposed to the stock market as it was a decade ago however. The leverage with piss poor mortgages bundled together under AAA credit ratings isn't there anymore, which was what truly fucked the U.S economy and in turn spread around the world.

Correlation does not equal causation. A million things are happening in the world. Doesn't mean they are causing the correction. Maybe it's just sinking in that Prince Harry is polluting the royal bloodline. Maybe it's because the US is involved in the 17th year of an unwinnable war. Or maybe the market was just overheated. Oh, and Bitcoin was always a ponzi selling worthless garbage. At least you can plant a tulip and get a pretty flower.

BLACK MONDAY.

>stock market has been growing for like 1.5 years non stop. Up some 40%
>tax season, after a major reworking of the tax code set to go into effect this year.
>surprised some people will want to sell their equities and readjust their portfolios.

Also cyrpto are all scams and should be ignored.

Nice - the juden are going to lose more shekels today :)

i'm hoping bitcoin and other crypto currencies will crash to the ground. I wanted to build a new PC and it is impossible to get graphic card. And if they get some cards they are heavily overpriced. I won't pay the same price for 1060 as I would for 1070 year ago.

The crash has been a long time coming. Most of the doomsayers predicted it woulf happen as soon as interest rates came up.

kek

>joke's on you

The economy is exposed to the stock market, and the stock market is a good indication of what might happen next, since it shows the economic expectations of the economic agents.

Since it's mainly expectations and expected returns which generate growth, one may expect poor expectations to cause a recession as they always have.

Plus, there is this business cycle theory which states that recessions occur at regular intervals, and we haven't had one in a decade - a good sign that something is around the corner.

ALL OF MY DEAD CATS WILL BE WORTHLESS

NOT EVEN A BOUNCE. They are just falling off another cliff.

WHY ARE THINGS NOT CONSTANTLY GOING UP, HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?! WHAT IS A WAVE?!?!

i have a 1080 you can have

bye 401k :(

>inb4 it's just le market correcting itself brainlet, literally nothing XD
no.

aapl is green. Repeat, Apple is green.

Nobody cares about that soystock

's OK. It just ripened.

>literally just started investing last week and was feelong really good about doing something with my money

You sound like a fucking retard when you talk like this just FYI.

Protip buy MTCH

Wow sorry I will change my ways

>a real fucking happening
I really don't give a fuck about the jew casino

warned yall about that bull trap..tsk tsk

Yeah man, pro trader right here.

> Oy vey! trump is starting to win ova tha goyim cuz he keep touting muh economy!
> none of our usual jew tricks are working on him (false flag shooting, media assault, muh russia)
> i know! tank the economy and let the world burn!
> hahaha, goy btfo

We should be happy about this no? It doesn't get more elite, jewish, liberal open borders than big business.

This is what we wanted.

>Dow futures currently down 300 points
It used to be down 666 a day or more ago.

It's actually normalizing you stupid brainlets