Former Mormon missionary and former BYU student here. No longer practicing, but not really hostile either

Former Mormon missionary and former BYU student here. No longer practicing, but not really hostile either.

Have an hour to kill.

Any questions about Mormonism?

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Yeah, why don't you stop browning up Salt Lake City?

Live in Michigan, used to live in Provo and St. George.

Salt Lake is under 50 percent Mormon now, so it's basically a regular American city now.

I tried to redpill some Mormons on demographic replacement last time I was there, but they seemed immune to the notion. Sad! Such nice people.

You aren't going to find many Mormons who aren't simply boilerplate The Blaze Republicans. They tend to be pretty center-right.

When will the Satanic cult of smith finally admit they are fraudulent and stop the blasphemy against Jesus? I swear Mormons stand with the antichrist in virtually all cases.

>2 boys that look like they're barely out of puberty
>Elder Adams & Elder Johnson

Aren't mormons practically cultists?

No longer practicing? Why the hell not? Don’t you want your sweet ass planet full of hot ass bitches to fuck?

>Any questions about Mormonism?
did you ever actually find any converts?

Is it really true that mormons take a lot of antidepressants?

>my brand of judaism junior is superior
neck yourself

you are now a son of perdition and will spend eternity in outer darkness for denying the holy ghost after receiving a witness.

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I heard Mormons hate niggers but I also hear they love them. Which is true.

Also why are Mormon women such irredeemable whores?

how many of you are gay

Why'd you stop practicing? A cousin-in-law of mine was raised Mormon but became disillusioned with the faith while on his mission.

Romney is repulsive. Having said that, I like your emphasis on storing food for emergencies. I also like the tightness of your communities, how you give each other jobs and help families in need.

But the Joseph Smith stuff is just too much. He spoke to an angel in southern NY state? Really? Do Mormons really believe this, or do they think it's ridiculous in private.

1. White Ethnicity
2. Mormonism
Choose one

Why are Mormons cucked on the subject of immigration?

Is daughter fucking really that common amongst LDS? Buddy of mine married one them broads, she said all little LDS girls get fucked by their dads.

Used to date a Mormon

Great American people, but I'm very suspicious of the Church's Rothschild funding. What are your thoughts?

There's a couple of missionaries who wander around my town, looking sad. My wife took pity on them and starting speaking to them, and they want to come and talk to us in our flat. What exactly can I expect from this meeting? The wife is a reactionary Catholic and I'm more or less pagan in sentiment, so we're not "at risk" of actual conversion, I just find the notion of missionary work fascinating, and have a general respect for the way the Mormons seem to be founding a major Anglo power in the American West.

>implying religion isnt a cult
even captilism/communism is a fuckin cult
thats where the word culture comes from

koreans use mormonism to gain access to white dna and breed you out

they are of the occult to the core.

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Met this really cute mormon missionary chick who was stuck here.. how do i fuck her? Apparently, i cant be alone with her, but is there a way around this?

Read the Gospel of John. Become a Christian. Ask mormon missionary chick how she can be a mormon and believe the Bible (she cant). Show her that Jesus is God in John.

Live happily ever after.

How quickly is the Mormon church growing/breeding?

>The wife is a reactionary Catholic

You are a lucky dude.

Hehe, in many ways, yes, but she remains a woman, so a lot of this is more or less posing. She doesn't behave quite how a conservative woman perhaps should!

>What exactly can I expect from this meeting?
What any missionaries of give, descriptions of cosmology(it's really something), basics of church history and doctrines and rituals. Theyll try to answer questions, don't ask the hard ones, it just makes it awkward. Do you know which particular LDS group they're with?
I didn't know they had a presence in Spain. They've got this really nice temple where I used to live(well, its Vic which isn't really proper LDS but still).

If you mean wanting to practice a religion based on cucking, then I guess you could consider it a major anglo power.

Whats the deal with getting a hareem? Is it like Islam where if my first wife agrees I can get another one?

Also, do I have to wear the underwear ALL the time?

Smith wasn't into polygamy, he was into having other men's wives

Why do you worship a dude who walked into the desert, tripped balls on peyote, met with native American spirits, and then decided to start a cult dedicated to himself?

Holy shit that is a disgusting building

Is the crime rate of Mormons higher or lower than it is for other whites? Does the answer to this question suggest anything about the cultural benefits of practicing Mormonism?

not a question, just a comment, youre the only people that manages to stop me to talk on the street, youre friendly dudes. I tell you Im catholic, you still insist a bit, but after bit we have a nice chat about USA, how long youve been in europe, etc. Take care

is that explanation enough?

Cheers for the answer. I'll just play by ear and not be to rude this first time, hoho! I've read about the crazy cosmogony stuff yes. No idea about what group. They seem "mainstream", and were talking about their Familysearch website when I brought it up. They carry iPads and Spanish translations of the Book of Mormon around all day. Ah, and that building wants flattening, yes.

Aye, can echo this. I suppose they've taken to heart the idea that presentation and being upright and proper is powerful PR. One hilarious thing though, is that they recoiled in horror when my wife tried to kiss them on the cheek when she was saying Happy New Year to them.

Sorry, I abandoned the thread when I thought no one was interested.

Back for a bit.

They won't. They continually revise history and the doctrine, and have some pretty talented obscurantists to muddy the waters.

"Elder" is the first office in the Melchizedek priesthood. Most 18 year olds are ordained elders.

I just couldn't hack the doctrinal issues. Still generally nice people though.

I baptized about 40 people on my mission. Even hooked 2 of my converts up and they got married. Most are no longer active in the church though.

Women do, yes. Utah has a very high use per capita.

I know.

Most of them aren't sluts or whores. I don't know what you're talking about.

4-5 percent, I think. Most are closeted, but some are out and "not practicing" gay sex.

It was mostly doctrinal. I found that the plotholes in the church were...irredeemably flawed.

Yes, the formation of the church and everything until the 1900s was too hard to swallow. I don't know how "truth" could come from such rotten seeds.

White, I guess.

I don't know, but I know most Mormons are dyed-in-the-wool zionists who love every bland platform the republican party puts out.

I'm not too familiar with the Rothchild's connection to mormonism. I know they had a failed crowd-funded bank in the early days, though.

They should be polite, and unless you find a particularly combative and animated Utard, you'll probably just have a decent conversation>

Koreans, eh? That's a new one on me. I was a Korean ESL teacher for a few years, and they have no real opinions on Mormons, from what I can tell.

You'd have to be baptized. Offer to "write her" and then see where it goes after her mission,

It's not growing because of conversions, Big families though. Replacement rate. .

I don't. I'm no longer Mormon. Joseph Smith admired Mohammed, though.

Thanks. That's pretty much what most people should expect from missionaries.

what do you think of Mormon porn/gay porn, there's a lot of it

I think it's about in-line with the normal population. Maybe a bit more due to being subdued by the social stigma in the strong Mormon enclaves (Utah, Mesa-region Arizona, Idaho, etc...)

>I baptized about 40 people on my mission.
What was the background of most of these people? Unhappy atheists? Protestants?

Did you go on a mission?
As a 22 yr old, can I do a mission?

Actually, lol, your post basically answers my question. NVM.

Lapsed protestants and poor folks.
I served a dual-language (spanish/english) mission in the South.

Yes, you can serve until...I think it's 28 now.

What happens in the temple?

There are many similarities between Mormonism and Freemasonry. Joseph Smith was a mason.

It depends.

Weddings, in a strange cryptic pseduo-masonic fashion

Proxy baptisms for dead people.

The "endowment" is the most notorious ritual though. You can find some youtube vids of the basics.