Quick rundown on Kumite? I'm a newfriend to bloodsports. How do you know who is talking? They arr sound same!
Ayden Rogers
They don't, thats your autism. Just listen and you will figure it out.
Isaac Ramirez
The deep voice one is failure, the other is Tonka. No one else is on yet.
Christopher Gonzalez
The one that sounds like a nigger is TonkaSaw. The saltiest injum in the interwebz.
Benjamin Young
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Adrian Roberts
Wow is that shopped? Is he really that TINY?
Jeremiah Jenkins
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Thomas Cox
I recently went to see Sargon's presentation at Conway Hall in London. When the event ended, everyone was chilling out at the venue and casually chatting. I saw Sargon just vaping by himself so I went over to say hello. "Hi Carl", I said. "Mr Sargon", he replied. I was like "Huh, pardon?" He said "Call me Mr Sargon." I responded, "Oh, ok. Anyway, I love your videos, I'm a big fan." He just continued vaping silently. "So, how are you?" I asked, making smalltalk. He took out a CD and said "Check out my mixtape." I was like, "Oh, ummm, I didn't know you write musi-" and then Sargon just started bobbing up and down and loudly rapping: "Yo, it's ya boy MC Sargon, check it out, yeah yeah..."
>i'm a classical liberal and i'm about to wax lyrical >my bars are so woke and my rhymes are so empirical >i'm a centrist individual, a political miracle >i'm three times your intellect, i'm like genius tripled >they call me the liberalist, the modern john locke >they call me the BQC, the 'Big Quadroon Cock' >when i'm not online or dropping hard beats >i'm dropping bitter red pills out in these streets >if you run your commie mouth then you're gonna raise my ire >you're gonna get burned coz my youtube vids are fire >your lying mouth is rotten so go see a dentist >i got no time for lying coz i'm the based centrist >if you call me autistic or call me a jew >i'm gonna shut you down with my righteous horseshoe >i got marxists to the left of me and nazis to the right >white privilege ain't real coz there's no such thing as white >you're just an amerimutt, you're not even aryan >you're 56% white, not pure bavarian >repping all my niggas in my country bongland >i'm square in the center and i'm here to make a stand
When Sargon finished rapping, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and just started doing push-ups. It was really weird. He was grunting throughout the push-ups and saying stuff like "We got this, baby" and "Unstoppable". I didn't know what to say so I just left.
Wyatt Nguyen
>bavarian
Caleb Wilson
meat flaps
Kevin Murphy
Now post the shoped one
Juan Diaz
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Isaiah Bennett
If we're posting raps made by people who have no business in it, here ya go
Carson Sanders
kys
Jaxson Ortiz
Kek chill m8 I didn't write it
Cooper Adams
bump
Xavier Sanders
Pepti-calm is superior to Pepto Bismol I'm sorry America.
what the fuck is going on? who got doxed and fired?
Xavier Morgan
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Oliver Barnes
>Is he one of (((them)))? oh shit
Ryan Rivera
timestamp?
Jacob Anderson
its a livestream, just go 12-15 mins back
James Morales
Fuck. It's hard to get the right balance of feigned poshness and brethyness, Sargon has a voice that's hard to emulate vocaroo.com/i/s1qGcdgJTYMo
Henry Hall
why are they talking about liz's meat flaps? did I miss something?
Anthony Price
top kek
Ryder Smith
You sound more like Milo than Sargon lol
Aaron Carter
Kumite
Jeremiah Bailey
I know. what did I miss?
Dominic Williams
Seriously. Sargon's a fucking idiot if he thinks the "browning of America" will tolerate his individualist drivel and not beat the gibs out of his fat soyboy ass like a blubbery pinata.
Jonathan Clark
just go back an hour, they talk about lizz meatflap pussy while andy is eating and he almost pukes.
Ethan Cruz
Andy is J-woke now.
Sebastian King
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Robert Green
Milo's voice is far more similar to mine. Sargon is hard because he's from Swindon but affects being posh. That means doing a midlands accent with posh inflections. It's hard haha
Oliver Perry
bump
Nathaniel Gonzalez
YOU HAVE NO PRINCIPLES, RICHARD!
Luis Cook
why did he remove the meritocracy part?
Josiah Allen
It's racist.
Noah Wood
No questioning Comrade Sargon, First Among Equals. Off to Gulag now
Justin Rodriguez
kek, here is the better version of the pic.
Angel Hughes
but seriously, they used to have more fleshed-out ideas, but they kept low-key whittling them down and down every time someone pointed out how poorly thought-out and contradictory and unenforceable they are. So they've been watered down so badly that they're now just extremely vague and basic platitudes that are so meaningless that nobody can even argue against them because there's nothing there.
This perfectly exemplifies the S̶k̶e̶p̶t̶i̶c̶s̶ Liberalist™ mindset of always wanting to be in a comfortable position where you're free to criticize while not having to put up any real ideas of your own. They can't take criticism or defend any of their ideas, so they instead just keep changing them over and over. And these are the same people who kept talking about how important "first principles" are
Grayson Russell
close enough
Samuel Hall
So that's the end of JIM?
Matthew Lewis
I pointed out on his reddit page that it would mean the overthrow of the British political system - we have a constitutional *monarchy*
Our head of state IS BORN, INHERITS his/her position. Becomes THROUGH BIRTH, and BIRTH ALONE the commander of the parliament, armed forces and overseas territories.
I can't believe none of our guys pointed this out, would have made his sperging out about 'principles' completely backfire. It was the self-own of the century and would have completely embarrassed himself in front of his entire audience BUT NOBODY pointed it out. Our guys are fucking idiots sometimes.
Wyatt Sanders
Son of a bitch literally got cancer from this youtube stuff I guess
Luis Gutierrez
>i've only been with a few guys
Ayden Torres
No, no, millenial woes only thinks the way that he does because he has lived within the most stable democracy that has ever existed. Ignore the fact that there was a revolution in Ireland, no the UK is really fucking stable, apparently
Hudson Cooper
He is fucking spoony on us
Jacob Jackson
The whole thing is a ridiculous LARPfest. It's one thing to gather together and talk about what sort of policies they'd like to lobby for. But these retards gather together like they're the fucking founding fathers starting from square one and building a constitution from the ground up, except instead of esteemed statesmen, they're furry-loving NEETs who love sticking dragon dildos up their buttholes.
Like, "we advocate for democracy!", is that supposed to be something these guys are going to lobby for? And property rights too? And all the other things that 99% of people in modern society agree with and already have governments built around? What's next, going to KFC and organizing a march demanding KFC serve fried chicken?
Blake Brooks
I hope that this is his usual brake of internet stuff, but I will not hold my breath...
Carter Sanders
They're conservatives. They have a mental block on admitting it because that would mean being, shh whisper it, right wing.
Maybe they threatened his family, we have to help him!
Camden Gonzalez
That's a spirit...
Isaac Rogers
why would this be the end of jim? I'm sick of you cunts saying this every fucking thread making me think he's been doxed. fuck off
Sebastian Rogers
>making me think he's been doxed. Nah that's never going to happened. He either got bored or is really sick again. Last time he went to the hospital he came back talking about cool ways to end your life if you only have a few months to live so it might be serious.
Alexander Young
Jims patreon massage which warski read on Kumite don't sound to optimistic about his health
Camden Kelly
None of you Nazis know what white is.
Logan Gomez
AHOOOO WHOOOO HOOO HOOOOOOOO WEEEEEE
Isaiah Stewart
Jim has had terminal dick cancer and AIDs for years, if you've been following /cow/
Alexander Gomez
in what universe is warski white?
Ian Gonzalez
Jim is so notorious he now has to live under the Andy Kaufman effect. He could very well be dying, but everyone will always speculate he's trolling. He could die and be dead for years, and people will still believe he's living innawoods somewhere just for the lulz.
Aaron Roberts
Whiter than you, Vee
Caleb Martin
The Berenstein one.
Kevin Scott
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Isaac Bailey
Years back he said he had a brain tumor. Its probably just an excuse for him to bail out of the internet at some point.
Gabriel Foster
Outstanding.
Andrew Gray
>and people will still believe he's living innawoods somewhere just for the lulz. That's honestly how he wants it. He has shown that he hates pity.
Sebastian Gomez
What did Jims patreon say?
Hunter Foster
>Its probably just an excuse for him to bail out of the internet at some point. That's some long con. Even on his old twitter account he casually mentioned that he had to sell his book collection and other things to pay off something.
James Wilson
Tonka: Warski is gonna be in the comicbook the I have had some artist make. Warski: OOOH NICE! We're killing a bunch of POC.
Lucas Morris
you sound like a faggot salivating for dicks, so its a pretty good sargon impression
Juan Reed
Hes the master of the 24 hour op.
Blake Garcia
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David Harris
?????????????????????????????
Aiden Nelson
>internet induced cancer why didn't moot stop Sup Forums when he had the chance
Isaac Richardson
>what about just niggercoin? I think we memed too hard
Grayson Torres
F
Aaron Perez
Need one of trump pointing the gun and the Jew is still on the edge
Blake Torres
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Luke Barnes
Isn't it a regional thing? He kind of sounds like an Owen Wilson from London with a bit of a bubble in his throat.
Nathan Brown
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
Luis Roberts
He's a guy from Swindon trying to sound posher than he is. He also likes to breathe into his microphone. I don't have the talent to emulate that
Connor Myers
>these retards gather together like they're the fucking founding fathers starting from square one and building a constitution from the ground up, except instead of esteemed statesmen, they're furry-loving NEETs who love sticking dragon dildos up their buttholes. Jesus Christ I lost hard m8. So painfully true. It's a huge autistic lolcow and has been for a while.
Oliver Rogers
>who's Euclid?
Nicholas Bell
Whats the deal with bearing?
Colton Price
you actually sound much more like Kraut desu
Jack Moore
The progression of the YouTube social vomiterry autist: atheism+ - furrys - anonymous - mlp - gamergate - skepticsim+ - kekistan - Liberalist (tm)
Juan Murphy
Anyone trying to sound posh sounds like kraut.
Julian Phillips
So when is rage coming back btw?
Jaxon Fisher
DSP and Spoony live while Jim dies. The world is a cruel place.