Soy Boy cringe thread

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I win.

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Isn't the one on the lift 15? He's alright in my book!

Soy boy? More like Soy Toy's.

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Thats like stacey cringe
that girl knew he "liked" rick and morty and did all that gay shit for him
not like he did it himself

>missed by one

On the other hand, he has someone who cares enough about him to cater to his truly execrable tastes like that. That's kinda heartwarming.

few soyboy amerimutts from the whole political spectrum

Jesus Christ those guys are fucking sad.

I bet he'll only fuck her if she wears that morty mask

(((Zimmerman)))

>You will never fuck your girlfriend while she goes "Oh jeez, ooooh jeeez" as you snack chicken tendies off the table
A bit jelly tbqh.

Fuck... that front row.. They look like they all just got done feeling one another's balls, while saying 'no gay' because..

That MAGA shield guy...

Sup Forums is so cringy real life.

white nationalists are the same thing, but with the black sun symbol instead of pepe
which is why I don't associate with either cringy groups
the west is dead friends

(((You)))

Its dumb, but it was nice of her.... Although I am pretty sure they planned that out for weeks so they can get Reddit ass slaps.

the entirety of Sup Forums

Dame, dude got fucking slammed hard

That mask is too much

That coon on the right looks like he's really seen some shit.

Let it go, friend.

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She looks like she's got pretty nice tits from here.

>Redditor on his birthday vs Sup Forums on his birthday

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that's cringe but at least he has a girlfriend that loves him

delete

Yeah, that's a fair amount of effort and planning if real. Cringey, but would display a person who genuinely wants to make you happy.

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I guess you can say he got burned by the coal

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Why bother? It's true to any regard. And to be completely fair, I'm quite glad to spend a day shitposting with you faggots than do cringeworthy shit, because you're all better friends than the scheming mudshits down here in Southern California. So cheers, I suppose.

kek

>morty mask
>not a mask of the milf mom or the sister
what a creepy pedo couple these two.

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Bruh

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damn...

>These guys actually reply to you

I'm never responding to US ip anymore

Lol holy shit, these are the guys you see in vice news Facebook comments defending women who hate them

Haha, why is Sup Forums so pathetic? I agree with most of its politics, but why are you all virgins with no friends?

Remember “Make Donald Drumpf Again”, current year man’s forced meme that went nowhere?

i-im not a virgin, I fingered a fatty once

>guys
I mean nerdy looking kids and nu-male looking betas and niggers

too true for me..

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I wish I was left alone on my birthday.

You know, if you actually put yourself out there instead of being a nervous autist, you could score something.

>Thinks Drumpf is worse than Trump

I kekked but then remembered I have the same amount of experience

Why do they all do that pouting thing like in where they curl their lips together? It's super common, just not as obvious as the gaping mouth

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Good you dirty nigger.

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Looks comfy as fuck.

But lad, different user but I have tried to talk with women but nothing happens for me. Go to degenerate clubs and all but still no game. Feels bad man.

Wow is this what replies to these posts, jesus.

>why are you all virgins with no friends
We're not, it's called self-deprecating humour, we should know about it more than most.

not real, way too /fit/

BASED BOOMER

Because no one likes Hitler or stormnigger natsoc larpers irl. Duh

>totally his gf
>totally not him

yep, every time i respond to an american i regret it.
there are depths of stupidity only a mutt is capable of

because autism and lack of charisma so you're unable to spread your informations among the people.
I'm not here for long but it's quite obvious that lots of people here have an IQ above 70. That's also a thing that makes it more difficult to relate.

Lmao

I use to be a complete degenerate manwhore.
I went out every single weekend to find a slut to take home.
Sup Forums eventually made me realize how fucked up it was, how much I was contributing to this Jewish degenerate society and adding to the destruction of these girl's lives.
Finally I stopped.

I'm sure some other fellas on here have similar stories.
You can't be as funny as most of Sup Forums and not get laid.

Thanks mom

>I went out every single weekend to find a slut to take home.
how?

>That eye patch
Cringe

Holy mother of God.

>I'm never responding to US ip anymore
This.

>You can't be as funny as most of Sup Forums and not get laid.
>as funny
most of those guys are 100% serious, its simply stupidity speaking
you are talking as if drunk women were hard to get if you arent deformed or fat

The almost hexget added insult to injury. I would be over the moon if my wife was that into my interests, but this is extremely unsettling

and thats a good thing

Same reason they do the soy mouth. It stems from severe insecurity over how people will percieve their lips look.
Basically they think like women

That's sweet of her.
Only thing I expect to find waiting for me at home from my girlfriend is either the mail man on top of her or her waiting for me to make her a meal.

Having a few drinks at home, then heading out to nightclubs around 11 pm.
Or am I misunderstanding the question

To be fair, you have to have a high iq and decent personality to be able to truly appreciate your own company. Also, switch the dark cold room to bright, book bound, work scattered comfy den. Look, most of my friends are literally normie tier. They all like to go to sports events, music concerts, popular restaurant chains, jazz clubs, social gatherings and so on. The truth is that these kinds of things are boring 9 out of 10 times. It's just personas confronting personas. Invite me to a drinking bout and I'll wreck you all. Also no girls allowed. My guy friends turn to absolute cucks around women. It's infuriating. I have myself and MY books. Cold friends but sure

delet

well I'm not but fail everytime
do/did the same for the past year but still haven't succeeded once
What's the secret?

That not soyboy/nulemale, that is a different categorization of cringe.
Always happy to see retarded leftists play the "no u" game though

nothin wrong with that rag tag bunch of misfits

>well I'm not but fail everytime
are you very submissive?
do you behave like an inviting, very walkable rug?

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>are you very submissive?
Well no but not much the offensive type either
>do you behave like an inviting, very walkable rug?
What do you mean?

Well I am shy and typically don't know what to say to women but when smashed I could talk for a bit
Maybe that's why?

Do you approach?
If you find that rather nerve-wracking, the bar itself is always a good place to chat.
While you wait for your drink just comment on some random/silly shit you're thinking of or noticing at the moment.
Also, yelling sucks, rather get in really close to talk to them.
It serves two roles, first off you save your voice and second you get plenty of excuse to bump into her and get comfortable and intimate.
Periodically check her eyes, if she gives you that relaxed/kind-of-high face, you're good to kiss.
From there things should be straightforward fellow user.

>That not soyboy/nulemale
Have you seen the two guys at the front?

Coach us your ways master. What's your game plan? What would you say? Were you always skilled?

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Nice ID fag

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The level of almost white has activated my almonds

>Do you approach?
Nah not much (I kind of fear rejection or looking like a creep), don't know what to say either
Cheers for the bar advice SA bro, but don't go to bars much.

>Invite me to a drinking bout and I'll wreck you all
bold words...

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>no think rimmed glasses
>only 1 has an unkempt beard
>no gaping mouth
>not spouting some progressive/feminist/marxist cuckholdry

not soyboy/numale

just cringey reddit fags

>ID
>Gay
Sucks2leaf