What is his end game?

What is his end game?

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mars

no shit

A full head of hair

He is also a high ranking alien hybrid ambassador.

bankruptcy

The call that saved the automotive and transportation industries.

>The ship becomes a car
((Space travel)) is so funny.

allegedly to help make humanity a multiplanetary species to increase our odds of survival long term

but who really knows with billionaires what they're up to. so far musk seems legit though. but we'll see.

spacex has the only decent vision for a mars plan. nasa isn't going to get us there anytime soon, they've made that clear i think with this sls they're building right now which is just not affordable. a sustainable long term system for access to mars only seems to be on the spacex agenda.

spacex talking about a 200 person fully reusable rocket that refuels with methane on mars. and he's just crazy enough to pull it off.

black science man is all like "oh no, private enterprise cannot into space, only public enterprise like nasa can expand the frontier"

yeah well we waited decades and they didn't. so lets give private enterprise a shot.

Conning the US govt out of billions of dollars.

Well he plans on putting his personal car in orbit around mars. Seems like great advertising for Tesla.

Who's gonna volunteer to be the corpse in the driver's seat though.

>implying he can't do this cheaper then nasa can
fuck, give him more money

He's a fucking shill. 'Muh Tony Stark in real life...'
He talks out of his ass and people believe the shit for some reason.

We WUZ martians n shit

/kino/

Verse:

He's a Redditor with money and drive
His wife left him to fuck younger guys
He spent his millions on hair implants
Now he's worshipped by sycophants

Google image search embarrassed him fast
Top result "how did his hair grow back?"
Now he's built himself a new fancy car
And he's planning on driving to Mars

Chorus:

*Distorted fretboard wankery*

Chorus

Paypal taaaannnnnked
Tesla never stood a chaaance
SpaceX is doooooomed
The faggot thinks hes going to the moon
Now thats what you call a hyperloooooop

Bridge:

Do you trust this man muussskkkkk
Spending your tax money on comics and stuff
Do you believe his far out lies
His rockets explode and lights up the skies

*more guitar wankery* wweeeeewaha twang wooowwaasssifhfh wah pedal weeee reverb hwhaaawwaashh waawoooovrummm butwang

He's Elon Musk

fyi, hes a jew

i doubt, but he probably work for them

he just wants to think of the future and not be sad.

:)

He plans to cause a large enough explosion in deep space that will create a noticeable amount of lag on Earth and let us know that we are living in a simulation.