A General to keep all the stock market threads from spamming up the board
Overview:
>Dow down 1300 points
>Vix shooting up
>Treasuries tumbling
>WALLSTREET ON SUICIDE WATCH
Get comfy guys, we are in for a long ride
A General to keep all the stock market threads from spamming up the board
Overview:
>Dow down 1300 points
>Vix shooting up
>Treasuries tumbling
>WALLSTREET ON SUICIDE WATCH
Get comfy guys, we are in for a long ride
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Wall Street firms make big money by shorting the market. They profit off of trading trends and volume, not just from rises in stocks. This is a very, very good day for firms with the right short positions.
I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right it
Watch you flush it all away
Newsflash, picture of the one responsible coming in
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>The Everything Bubble pops
>Leftists will connect with the tax cut reform immediately, instead of the practically 0% fed interest rate and markets coked up on QE
>the public WILL believe this because taking the time to understand elementary macro economics is literally only something 5% of the entire western population will do
Time for an Aenima?
Stocks take a staircase up and an elevator straight down. Anyone who participates in the markets to any degree needs to understand this.
Oh god, I'm having so much fucking fun right now.
UPDATE
>UPDATE
DOW NOW DOWN 1500 points
DOES ANYONE HAVE A LIVE TICKER LINK?
Still up 7,000
Finally Stephen Moore is on CNN giving facts about 3% wages increase, Fed claiming 5% growth, and Fed increasing rates
Gere you go desu sempai
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YEAH, YOUR MOM
ok i bought the dip lad...lads
>Fed claiming 5% growth
Lel
>we didn't need a tax cut during a good economy
So only tax cuts when it's bad? That doesn't sound like solving a problem, just pushing to the next President.
That's not live.
Sorry, wrong link
markets.businessinsider.com
Don't get mad at the messenger
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NNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>hur dur, ur mom, hur dur
I'll see you in Arizona Bay.
Literaly absolutely nothing
It changes so fast that it's almost pointless to watch it in real time.
If this shit keeps up, when should I activate my G.O.O.D. plan?
I'm only an hour and a half by car to the nearest city. 1 day walking if things get insane. How much lead time is needed to get west and south?
Look at forecasts for the last few years vs actual growth and you see why I am sceptical.
Also the Atlanta fed is not "the" fed
Dude this is not it
>Republican wins election
>Gives tax cuts to rich people
>Economy briefly booms
>Crashes
>Democrat comes in
>Economy stabilizes
>Republican wins election
>Rinse and repeat
I thought trump was supposed to make the economy better.
That's still isn't live.
Just wait for evening news for a time lapsed video of the market.
For those not redpilled about shit
>2008 happens
>start printing money like crazy called "quantitative easing"(QE)
>zero/near zero interest rates
>printed money given to the banks
>Fed buys stocks to prop up the market
>QE ends - stocks fall
>QE2
>QE2 end - stocks fall
>QE3
>QE3 ends, market levels off
>Trump elected
>Markets blow the fuck up, up, and away
>Record after record break
This is either correction or (((them))) trying to fuck Trump and the mid-terms.
Be ready for possible hyper-inflation.
On a side note, this would complete the Wiemar recipe
It should have a tick every few seconds
>FBN guest bolts from call to make trades
lmao
>Be ready for possible hyper-inflation.
That's literally the opposite of what is happening.
It's huge market runs that cause inflation.
Going down into the close.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO CUT TAXES
The atlanta fed is not the actual fed. They are also notorious for being wrong since they said it was going to be 4% last year and it was 1.8%
TFW boomers finally get what's coming to them
I don't give a fuck about the DOW. Small and middle America are thriving. The Stock Market is the playground of the .01% and the kike globalist elite. Fuck them I hope it all comes crashing down. We need a hard reset.
They don't know about deflation.
i heart market watch
Friendly reminder to everyone who wasn`t here for black monday to get comfy.
After the dow closes we have some time until Asia opens, which when we will see if this shit is the real deal
The US dollar is worthless. There is so much just out there that the minute people stop giving it value it crashes. Add in the possibility of the printing even MORE to prop up the stock market and who the fuck knows how back it can get.
Would it be better in a bad economy, pushing off a crash later?
It's only down due to speculation, mainly Fed increasing rates.
Someone help me understand this, so they are worried about raising interest rates no? But isn't that what was going to happen anyways? Why weren't you scared earlier knowing this shit was on the horizon? That is not something I do not understand, its like they are going as if there will be no tomorrow. No? Is it not fair to say this? I mean if they are not growing now with low interests, what makes them think it will grow when it does get a hike? I'm just trying to understand this logically.
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post yfw you didn't buy the dowcoin
>Market is held up by banks using 3-5x leverage.
>Massive sell off today
>Margin calls
>Oy vey!
>Cascading sell off effect
Post yfw its 2008 all over again.
UST IN: Pres. Trump tweets about the economy as the Dow falls to the lowest levels of the year
Bought 10,000 of VIX last month.
Feels good to be right.
Invest into inverse ETFs now:
SQQQ (-3x Nasdaq)
SDS (-3x S&P500)
SDOW (-3x Dow Jones)
explanation please
t.brainlet
hahaha you didn't learn anything from the crypto over the last month did you.
LEARN TO SWIM
I want to see people walking out of DB carrying boxes with plants in them.
>didnt see it coming
lmao
dow jones more like down jones lmao
Investors have become very, very shortsightned over the last few years due to how easy it was to get cheap money.
Now that this is coming to an end they are trying to cut down to the actually viable stuff
Not Tethering up your DJIA tokens.
>Newfags
>all the brainlets don't remember the '14 and '15 Asia flash crash
It's probably nothing, but if this goes on another week of bouncing around it could pop all the bubbles
aesthetic
thats a cool blanket bro, 10/10 would snuggle up in
>we /x/ /biz/ and Sup Forums now
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
you should have shorted the peak, not bought the dip
This is all BLUMPFS FAULT
NOOOOOOOOO IM IN CHARGE HERE
Who here is rooting for the dow to hit 2000
Nobody wants to catch a falling knife.
Just wanted to get that cliche out there.
Hahah as the DOW goes down my stocks go up! Feels good to be a globalist.
>Invest 170 in July for shits and giggles
>Gets to 200 a week ago
>Now down to 190
>Liquidate, I'll take my $20 and go, or maybe buy bitcoin after Robinhood lets me do it, and it stops crashing
How do people do this with their life savings
it's just the fact that the economy doesn't need quantitative easing anymore since wages and inflation are picking up; therefore interest rates will go up faster than expected; therefore the markets are correcting for that
It's not going to fall 1000 points in 5 minutes
I will sit back and enjoy the fire kek I have nothing to lose anyways.
in the past 2 days
I second all of this. Let their pensions wither away to nothing. Then tell them to work more, like they’ve told us.
They have Balls.
Fingers crossed for it closing down 1000+, or 4%
IT WAS THE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>one number away from quints
Of coursh! Things must crash before they rise.
looking good.
FUCK ME UP INSIDE
YOU SAID THE TAX BILL WAS GOING TO FIX THE ECONOMY WHAT THE FUUUUCK
are there jews in costa rica
Official cause of the drop according to CNBC:
The first thing to know about the stock market's eye-watering slide Monday is that it wasn't caused by anything fundamental.
There was no particular piece of news that drove the major averages to capsize, in a move that sent the Dow industrials off more than 1,500 points — a new intraday record — briefly in the final hour of trading.
Instead, the market took on a mind of its own, where sentiment and likely some computer-programmed trading sent Wall Street into a bizarre tizzy. Fear brewed over a number of issues, with the biggest being trepidation about rising interest rates even though government bond yields actually were lower on the day.
Post comfy shit to list to while watching it tumble down
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google S&P 500, select max range, see the tread over the last 40 years
They really need to teach some simple economic theory in grade schools
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Made 18% in 5 months, now watching it melt, mentally committed to hold it till I retire, just hope I don't end up at -100%
Got balls to do it, some are lucky, too
That smells awfully familiar.
Jews don't like unstable governments, and the memo has done just that.
Attempt to change the narrative. Come on people. We aren't blind. If you missed the rally speech watch it!
whitehouse.gov
Trump calls out Pelosi, talks about catching them all read handed. Says he likes speaking live so the fake news can't shut him down. All the while market is in free fall. MSM cuts away for this "breaking news"! Fuck sake it's a narrative change.
Keep your eyes on the fucking memo!
this
It's that God Damned J.P. Morgan pulling his bullshit again from the grave.
WHAT THE FUCK REALITY IS FUCKING FALLING APART THE THREAD JUST DUPPED WHAT THE FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
abort the ship
>abort the ship
abort the ship
>abort the ship
Just stay comfy and enjoy the ride.
At worst you will have the opportunity to pick up a few more because they are low
Yellen subtly hints that free money might be a little harder to come by at some point
mass panic sell
Simply epic