Mister, do you want to come over to our pool party? We have root beer and fireworks

Mister, do you want to come over to our pool party? We have root beer and fireworks

What about the music? What will you be playing?

Why are you asking this to an old man like me?

HAVE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE WASHED AND BROUGHT BACK TO MY ROOM

THE OTHERS...BE ON YOUR WAY

And touching. Lots of touching.

Is this the thread for the most intelligent fanbase on Sup Forums?

Maya>>>>>Chino>Megu

Yes.

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Reggaeton.

Will there be a Dewalt jobsite speaker sitting by the grill playing my "Classic Rock & BBQ" playlist? What about fold-out fishing seats for the guests?

That doesn't look like root beer, don't lie to me you sluts. What do you really want?

Which is the most fuckable?

Isn't there an anime with this premise airing this season

all 3

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

Shit taste lolis get the fuck off my porch.

My (our) wife Chino is so cute!

maya is the best, she even has the best girl moe fang

Are lolis allowed to drink root beer?

Lolis take what they want. Even you!

Why is my wife in a leotard knocking on strangers houses?

I'm terribly sorry that you had to found it out this way, user, but your wife is a serial rapist.

Springsteen

Oh, you must be here for my wife.

I have one question. Indirect or direct heat?

silly I am your wife

I actually feel insulted that you call yourselves that, even ironically.

>My Wife's Taste In Music Was So Shit That Being X Turned Her Into Worst Girl?!?
>Volume 26 on sale 11.07!
>anime production announced!

autism

Rude desu

Don't tard shame me.

>Root beer
Pleb soda to be quite honest

Correct. Cream soda is the patrician's choice.

How did I go years before ever knowing of Hizashi no Naka no Real until this afternoon?

Red* Cream Soda

my loli likes doom metal
wat do? what did I do wrong?

I think you mean Cheerwine, dear friend.

incorrect
pic related: the best brand

Shift her over to MeloDeath and she'll at least be bearable.

forgot to say: I'm retarded. Here's the image
probably didn't love her enough

I hope you people never have children, or even get near them

>Cheerwine
Go be transpohoic on Sup Forums North Carolina

It was at this moment that the OP that got trips had, in fact, tricked user into getting kidnapped.

Hey
Fuck you faggot

Fun Fact: Barq's has Bite!
Best served in a styrofoam cup.

>Not liking Cheerwine

You gotta have the shittiest of all taste, and that's impressive considering we're on Sup Forums.

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If only you could see what I have seen.

What do you mean?

Old ibc>a&w>barqs

I want to pet that tribble kitty thing on her head. It looks so fluffy.

Hey ojisan wanna low and slow with the girls

>You wanna explain what you're doing here?
>J-just visiting friends, just hang out
>That's not what you said here on the chat log

>Not loving Cheerwine

Kill yourself

t. Burlington, NC

Nice anime thread.
Can we go back to talking about lolis?

Which one instinctively starts leglocking the man fuckign them?

remember Sup Forums, if a loli touches you inappropriately you need to tell an adult you trust. Only lolis you know can touch your private area. If a loli tries to touch your penis you need to run away and immediately tell an adult

I don't want to go back to prison.

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Plum is the sexiest filthy slut.

Nigga, Who's the artist? RIS doesn't work with cropped images.

What if the loli is a police officer? I can trust the police right?

cheerwine doesn't even exist in my part of the states.

I tried it when hitching through the south. tastes like cough syrup. gross.

>Which one instinctively starts leglocking the man fuckign them?
That's my fetish.

>I hope you people never have children
But of course I won't. For that I would have to put my dick inside the most disgusting thing known to mankind: A 3DPD old hag.

Higenamuchi.

Sometimes a loli may try to trick you by pretending to be a authority figure like a doctor or police officer. That's why you must pay attention to what the loli is doing at all times. If she acts lewd run away and tell an adult
Lolis are very tricky people user

Did you have the HFCS one or the one sweetened with real sugar?

No

Show me your feet

Its an angora rabbit

But my doctor has been a loli for years! Am I in danger?

real OG coming through

>alcohol

>perreando con lolis

This may actually be the purest form of love.

user, he said root beer
you are being silly

My wife is such a glutton.

>Root beer
>alcoholic

Depends, does she ask for you to take off your clothes?

3 Inches of Blood

She said that was just a regular part of checkups.

It's hard to tell you this, user, but she was just taking advantage of you. I'm sorry.
Penis inspection day was also a lie.

That's too cruel.

You kids are to young to be lighting fireworks.

Sparklers are fine.

>Do they float?

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>>perreando con lolis
I would.

How the fuck do these lolis keep getting these easily abused jobs? Is there some corruption in the government?

There's probably a ring of ojicon lolis in the government that abuses old men and cover up the stories.

>rock cds
That's how they lure you in. Soon after you find them living with you.

Is there nothing that can stop them?

A lot of you people joke about being lured by lolis using rock CDs. Do you think they are in touch with us or they are trying too hard?

What is your wife's favorite food?

The found their niche.

Watch your words user.
Objecting against loli laws could get you in even deeper trouble

What? So I just have to stay quiet and take this violation? Surely the police can help me.

have you been listening? The police are lolis