Don’t worry everyone, Kurt Eichenwald says the market is fine

Don’t worry everyone, Kurt Eichenwald says the market is fine.

Time to sell everything I have and buy a gun

Shit.

>not blaming blumpf
What’s his angle here

so this is it, then?

time to invest in tentacle porn!

That’s honestly the least crazy thing I’ve seen out of him in years.
>no fbi strobe conspiracies
>no cp or tentacle porn

Current year, not owning a gun.

Newsweek is about to go belly up so Kurt's gonna need that 401k.

This, wtf is going on?

Making money by giving false advice?

>buy the dip

Thanks Kurt, I was worries

Project Purple is in full swing it seems.

>he's not blaming drumpf

what kind of jewish trick is this? i'm actually fucking terrified right now

yeah but what happens when the tentacle porn market collapses

>he tells the truth knowing everyone will think he's full of shit and drop everything because he said it would be fine

He's probably not wrong. Market has gone up more than 40% since 10/16, and we've had nearly a decade of low-interest-driven malinvestment under Obongo.

I'm more concerned about the the propaganda impact than the real economy.

God damnit I’m not ready for the collapse

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Now that’s funny.

Well shit, now I'm legit worried the world is going to end.

literally no one can predict the market and any kike that says they can is trying to kike you.

INVEST IT IN SEAFOOD!

He is probably fine because he stopped investing in hentai?

It means the market really is fucked

That's the point.
When the guy that's wrong 100% of the time tells you the market is fine...

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>Taking investment advice from le seizure tentacle porn man
wew lads, hope none of you are that desperate

he bought out before the election - he wants back in

FREE JEW GOLDSTEIN

>Don’t worry everyone, Kurt Eichenwald says the market is fine.

god damn it... this is why... i love Sup Forums...

top(fucking)KeK

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Incest in what tentacle hentai and child porn research?

Stupid niggers whom are often wrong aren't a wrong weather vane. You can't just listen to what the have to say, believe the opposite and be right by default. That's not how it works.
You simply DISCARD w/e they have to say without even hearing or seeing it. They are meaningless.
SAGE