/AAAAAA/ GENERAL - /comfy/ Edition

>Global financial crisis appearing with Chink markets in freefall
>Shitcoin currently crashing with no survivors
>XIV, VXX after hours trading down 80%
>VIX currently MOONING
>Another 1000 point drop for the DOW projected as of 10:30 EST
>It's really fucking happening this time

>GLOBAL MARKET WATCH
cnbc.com/markets/

>/comfy/ GLOBAL LIVECHARTS:
livecharts.co.uk/

>SHITCOIN WATCH
bitcointicker.co/

>LIVE FUTURES (REAL-TIME)
liveindex.org/futures/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Global Market Hours:
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/
>Dow Jones
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw
>DOW futures
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
>S&P Futures
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures

LINKS TO ALL MAJOR ASIAN MARKETS:

>Bloomberg Asian LIVE Feed:
bloomberg.com/live/asia
>Chinks
investing.com/indices/shanghai-composite
>Straya
investing.com/indices/aus-200
>Worst korea
investing.com/indices/hang-sen-40
>Nippon
investing.com/indices/japan-ni225-chart

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livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php
twitter.com/zerohedge/status/960697225419677696
cnbc.com/2018/02/05/xiv-exchange-traded-security-linked-to-volatility-plummets-80-percent.html
youtube.com/watch?v=OI-9iMrWRrw
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Drumfp did this

we're fucked

Give it to me straight lads, when is the correct time to jump ship and fuck outta dodge?

youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU

real talk biz can fuck off for the day even in pol

God dammit OP. I'm tired so I guess you carry the torch.

Joe Kennedy is bidding more than the asking price for U.S. Steel. This will soon blow over.

Thanks shiro poster, sleep tight

2 more hours until Europe wakes up and saves the marker

eeehh.. tell me again why this is good?

I bough 4k of S&P500 today, do you think I jumped in too soon?
Thinking I should just put 1k a day until it bounces back rather than trying to find the floor.

>tfw no money or anything invested cause im only 19
the fuck do i do

Alright Sup Forums, let's say this is the big one. Here's my situation

>$57k in cash in the bank
>$10k in US Treasury bonds that my grandpa gave me
>$15k in retirement index fund
>$2k in shitcoins

The reason for all the cash in the bank is that I graduated college about three years ago and spent that time living at home, working, and saving money like a motherfucker.

I'm 23 years old and make $60k/yr. What is a practical way to handle this?

I feel like I have a good safety net for my age so I hope to ride this out in maximum comfy.

Oh god, user....

>buy high, sell low
good work user, just wait until tomorrow so you can buy even more before panic selling in a weeks time @ 20k

nikkei -1400

Kill yourself when hyperinflation hits and you're just as poor as every other fucker.

>tfw 70% cash

w-we do? how do we do that, Svenne?

businessinsider.com.au/cryptocurrency-traders-in-korea-react-to-bitcoin-bloodbath-2018-1

Sit back, watch the fireworks. Then take advantage of your youth to dominate the locals after the balkanization of America and become an ancap warlord.

Because you've been keeping up with your health, fitness, and stocking of weapons and ammo, right user? Right?

the funny thing about this saying is nobody knows what "low" or "high" is, its all relative.
when people sell you buy, its that simple, that and buy shit with dividends

...

don't try to time the floor
just wait for it to stabilize and buy in once the trend reverses

BTC gonna be below $6000 in a few hours. Can't wait to go tulip-posting on /biz/.

>China flag
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is a terrible time to sell in my opinion, but of course the correction could go deeper into 3-5k if people continue to panic.

I sold on Dec 28th and bought most of it back today. Is this the bottom? Probably not, but I didn't sell at the tippy top either, and yet, I'm happy with the trade.

Don't be blinded by an irrational market, ZOOM OUT and gain some perspective. If 5k is the bottom, it will bounce at least to 8k and probably higher - you'd see that if you zoom out. Even a capitulation down to 3k should bounce higher than we are now. Literally nothing is wrong with the fundamentals and Bitcoin is healthier now than when we were trading at 19k.

If day trading the 15min chart is stressing you out, then stop. Buy at a decently low price (which is now) and just wait. I can afford to wait 5 years, probably longer. See you at 80k!

buy 10k in gold, hold for the rest of your life,
buy the dip in intervals over the course of this correction.
the only other option is to go all in and hope you guessed the "bottom"
pick one.

Never gets old.

Hyperinflation fucks everyone. The only way I see around it is real estate, index funds, and maybe some of the gold meme.

>thinks its reversing
>just bought in at a rally
>market tanks again
buy the dip over time sounds like the right strategy

>XIV shares plummeting
whew lad tommorow is gonna be a ride

I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN YOU FUCKS, IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I was 19 in 2009 and bought in after that crash. I wish I'd bought in more, because the little I invested turned a phenomenal profit. Even at age 19, you should have a part time job and a few thousand dollars to throw around.

>stocking of weapons
i-i didnt have any cash to buy weapons

can i become an ancap warlord with a nailgun from my garage

We're fucked

>can i become an ancap warlord with a nailgun from my garage
No, BUT
I have an arsenal nigga, if you're white, and skinny enough to make a passable trap, I might just take you in.

Mike Maloney has been preaching this shit for years
all you nufags need to educate yourselves right the fuck now, this is the most precious information a stranger on the internet can give to you.
>youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

Dollar Cost Averaging has it's proponents.

>i-it's just a correction!
reminder that the initial contraction in September 1929 was called a "healthy correction" right up until Black Tuesday

Yep. Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse, mainly.

>Inverse VIX down 80%
Jesus fucking Christ it's gonna be a bloodbath tomorrow.

IDK, nobody seems to know what the fuck is going on so it seems like it would be hard to pin it on the right wing.

NIKKEI live watch:

livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php

-6.5% currently

We want 8-10% by close

Lmao I'm 26 and have nothing but a middling wage job, Idek what the point of a fiat currency is. It's like playing "superheroes" with that one kid who always says "I'm immune! Now I know your weakness! I can never lose!" except that kid is a Jew and the superpowers are money

It doesnt seem to want to stop dropping yet.

>(((we)))

Ten grand in crypto coins.
Ten grand in DOW.
Ten grand in physical gold.

Wait a few years.

If Deutsche Bank dies, EU is finished.

Well, what are you going to do with that 9k off crypt? HODL?

Good.

What are you planning with the 8k of crypto? Going to buy the dip?

yep, no need to rush
it could keep bleeding for months before hitting the bottom

just be patient and keep enough cash on hand to buy back in

HODL YOU MORONS
There is a diamond wall of support at 6.1 k. It will never fall veyond that and will moon to 10k.
BUY THE DIP

It will be rough. Yes.

Good for you, 7k of crypto, nice!

>sets out to save the west
>ends up fucking a tranny up the ass
this is so uniquely American.

>There is a diamond wall of support at 6.1 k
I'm assuming this is a meme, but if it's not, then why is that the case?

-1500

Its a meme.

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/960697225419677696 (embed)

@zerohedge
>Trading halted on futures based on Dow Jones Industrial Average from 10:50am to 11am JST after a circuit breaker was triggered: Japan Exchange

JAPS HAVE HALTED FUTURES TRADING

DOW TO OPEN 1000 DOWN IN 6 HOURS

>tfw real

BREAKING NEWS FROM NIPPON:
>JAPS HAVE HALTED FUTURES TRADING
>DOW TO OPEN 1000 DOWN IN 6 HOURS

Trust that you'll know before it's too late. As a Sup Forumsack you are already slightly ahead of the curve. Keep an eye out, if normies start talking about it, you might want to consider taking a camping trip.

Because bitcoins take 6k of energy to make

EU opening will be chaos

This is a crash.

Thanks China bro. Lets get rich.

Even SHCOMP can't hold on, down -2.2%

>look up company for XIV
>get this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE CRASHING THE PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

>-1000 at opening

NIKKEI at -6.6%,

down a full percentage point since afternoon opening 40 minutes ago

Well, you're right. But I never said I intended on saving anything.

>XIV terminated
>no one is talking about it

either im fuckedin the head or crash inc

Its time to end the Fed boys, this is our chance, it will cost us everything we have, but we can free ourselves and our families from the slavery of debt
history calls for us, will you stand for what you believe in?

Hoe long until rich nips an hero?

Reminder that only people who were highly leveraged lost their shirts. Which was 99% of the market. Everyone else got to keep their stocks while purchasing bargains on their ride back to the top. Are you leveraged pol?

Nikkei dropped another 100, red candles everywhere

Approaching -7%

I'm gonna be honest with you m8, I've no clue what that means.

XIV isn't terminated yet. It'll happen at market open.

>Reminder that only people who were highly leveraged lost their shirts. Which was 99% of the market.
>only
>Which was 99% of the market.
What kind of grammar sorcery is this?

Here you go
Shits fucked
cnbc.com/2018/02/05/xiv-exchange-traded-security-linked-to-volatility-plummets-80-percent.html

i am moderatley educated, what is this XIV?
seems to be related to options, I dont fuck with that.

im good senpai lol


youtube.com/watch?v=OI-9iMrWRrw

Are we legit witnessing another Economic meltdown?

>mrw gold and silver

feelsgood.jpg

I don't know what that means.

Is this our chance to redpill Trump on the Jews? We should just tweet that they're crashing the economy to ruin him

Its the inverse of the VIX, volatility index. CS

In a few years crypto will be worth zero. Or $250,000 per coin. I think the only question is ARE CRYPTO CURRENCIES A FAD THAT WILL BE LEGISLATED OUT OF EXISTENCE, OR ARE THEY HERE TO STAY?

YES!

Yes

False. Positions need to be liquidated to pay for migrants.

Pro-tip:

It's pronounced "Jews did this."

>Its the inverse of the VIX, volatility index. CS
Fuck does that mean?

The juden attacking us

youtube.com/watch?v=OI-9iMrWRrw

Credit Suisse says their $550MM XIV loss will have "no material impact" on the bank.

Yes ending the fed is my dream. We could curb inflation for good as no more fractional reserve lending and wars for petrol dollar. Next following this would end the federal income tax as the world will finally enter a peace.

where is the evidence for a 6.1k support wall?

Either way they're useless as actual currencies.