Haven't masturbated in over a week

>Haven't masturbated in over a week
>No urge to
>Looking at any kind of porn does not rouse me
>Feel good about not wacking off
>Still no desire to improve life

I feel like I've been lied to. "no fap" is just "not fapping"

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It's just nerd logic user.

its just an incentive to go out and talk to girls

but I like men

It's called a flatline. The process of rewiring your brain takes more than just a week. Keep at it. It sounds like you might been rationalizing relapsing.
yourbrainonporn.com/porn-recovery-and-mysterious-flatline

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At day 11 you start murdering people

Re-wiring my brain to enjoy human porn again, hopefully. Thanks user

Then why aren't you picking up guys in a public bathroom somewhere?

Because I have hygiene standards and crippling self-doubt

breh the whole no-fap meme is to have sex and jerk off mentally

its to avoid porn cause when you beat it and watch porn, it fucks with the brain chemicals

Ah, shit. I guess I'll hit up Craigslist or something then

Lol. I remember my first time on antidepressants. Enjoy your total loss of libido!

>crippling self-doubt
Harsh truth, unless you're a fat guy, it's crazy easy for you to hook up with guys. Well, assuming you're not in some podunk little town, too. This self-doubt is just low self esteem. Gay guys aren't known for having high standards though. Hence, that reputation for random bathroom sex. If you just want dick, just be 'not fat' and you'll have no problem getting some.

>hygiene standards
Excuses, excuses. You'll either have your penis up another man's ass, or a penis up your ass. No fag should be lecturing about hygiene. Get on grindr already and come off that high horse.

My desire to have a dick in my ass is rivalled only by my fear of getting poo on said dick. And no, I'm not fat (6'1 125 lbs)

Okay, you're lanky. Everything I said stands. You'll have zero problem getting dudes. Find your nearest gay bar, or hook up app. You could have a cock in you in under an hour.

If you're paranoid about leaving poo on dick, just do oral. It's not as if you won't enjoy that. The cleanliness of your asshole is a topic for many other websites. But to bring this back on topic, it's not fapping if it's another guy's hand on your dick. So stop talking yourself out of it, and find that anonymous stranger to ejaculate with.

I just saw a deep-fake vid of Gal Gadot.getting fucked. I swear to whatever God.you believe in, it looked just like her.

People often confuse between NoFap and NoPorn.

You're right. I like sucking dick. Thanks for the encouragement anaon

takes way longer than a week OP. Find a new purpose in life, stop living for pleasure, stop playing with your dick, find a passion or a pursuit.

Check them digits. kek thinks you litterally suck on penis

youtube.com/watch?v=OI-9iMrWRrw

No fap just helps your dick from porn desensitization it doesnt automatically improve your life

That i do

It is a meme. I did it for well over a week unintentionally just because I was busy with other shit. Made zero difference to me.

>im dying of ass cancer
>satan frog
well "sir". im fucken whackin it to your tanking markets. so how 'bout dem apples. no need for pornography

Congrats you successfully lowered your sex drive and testosterone by falling for the nofap meme sponsored by mr reddit mcsheckelstein

Thanks for the input, Ajit, but I have a strong fear of poo

You have to take it further user. Like negative masturbation further. The next time you feel the urge to not masturbate push your penis into your scrotum and bite down hard on your thumb.

Your Wish is Your Command CD set

I've been no fap/no porn for at least five months and notice no difference

>Grand incel shows up as expected

>Looking at any kind of porn does not rouse me
so you turned yourself asexual?

Then you should go back to masturbation. It's not bad for you. Nofap is just a joke. Stay at home, it's clean and safe.

i think it is more important that you fap at a healthy RATE
emphasis on RATE

this
nofap is a meme that is only relevant for people with an addiction to masturbation that gets in the way of them functioning as normal human beings
there is literally nothing wrong with masturbation in moderation - in fact it's actually good for you
not to mention that people on nofap just have nocturnal emissions anyway since the body needs to ejaculate one way or another

don't forget prostate cancer.
gotta empty that shit and make sure it's not getting rusty.

wait
are you telling me masturbating isn't supposed to get in the way of normal human function
because i've found my nuts are ten times as powerful that way

are you me?

by not fapping?

you shouldn't be staying at home to masturbate instead of going out with friends
if you have a wank at the end of the day or as you get up and it doesn't inhibit your daily schedule and ability to get everything important done, you have absolutely zero need to do nofap

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO FAP

>tfw the only reason you do no fap sometimes in spurts of 10-15 days is because you ejaculate quickly and want to have plenty still in the tank for round 2 and possibly 3

10-20 if I'm not extending it on purpose

that's in minutes

well duh, okay go out with your friends after 10 minutes of fapping

I love watching girls poop.

OP have you tried watching girls poop?

anyone else play soggy biscuit with the lads? I always win

I don't like watching girls poop but I am interested in seeing where they poop from, but it never seems to be the girls poopers you actually want to see

>I don't like watching girls poop

It depends on if I'm fapping because I'm hard, or if I'm just fapping; 5 minutes / ≥ 20-60 minutes, respectively.

ah, so you are female then... r-right?

Hahaha Zogmerican posters are a disgrace.

No.

>over a week
takes more, at least a couple of months
also, take a picture of yourself every day

It would have to be poo kino like watching Taylor Swift poop or something like that

but the testosterone level only rises when you quit it for 1 month or so

>I don't like watching girls poop
youtube.com/watch?v=cN2VCBTYgHI

lol you dont get the rope i like you

>Homosexuals and poop fetishism

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

HAHAHA. FAGGOT!!!

BTFO