RUSSIA BTFO

RUSSIA BTFO

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>break pencil tip off
>vote how you want

>not bringing your own pencil instead

Is this the intelligence of the mutt?

fold up the paper until your candidate reaches the pencil. Drunk russians can't figure this out

Putin is our God, Father, and Imperator.
No other candidates needed.

You probably don't have your pencil licence

stupid americanski, is just a mekanism to prevent stealing of pencil

>He brings his own PENCIL

Enjoy your vote being tampered

Russia is a shithole M8

>America is a shithole M8
FTFY

I wanted to vote for Mummy but instead her they're placed some leftie kike ex-roastie.
Wouldn't vote, because fuck them.

DAILY REMINDER: PUTIN = HUILO

the pic is heavily outdated
the other candidates aren't simply allowed to get into bulletins, unless they are from pro-Putin forces or paid shills

Wrong picture, in reality, folks like teachers, shit-tier govt workers, cops etc(everyone who gets a paycheck from tax payers) are forced to report they voted for the Midget in Chief by means of taking a pic of ballot-paper. Some use a pice of string/erasable pens to fuck the system over, but it's not enough. We are fucked

break pencil in half
still votes for putin

Potapenko should've run. This guy is all economy.

Kek

Also this.
Keep in mind, user, that working at a public institution equals to slavery.

Just move the paper, you inbred moron

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>Wrong picture, in reality, folks like teachers, shit-tier govt workers, cops etc(everyone who gets a paycheck from tax payers) are forced to report they voted for the Midget in Chief by means of taking a pic of ballot-paper.

[citation needed]

????

Thats pure bullshit. At least in moscow. My father is a ment, and i asked him about how they roll with elections. He said no idea, and nobody forced him or his collegaues how to vote.
Not to mention i am not putin voter. However, you'll probably call me a shill, so no bother.

kek australia is now chinese bitch

You're right, the opposition is clearly the better choice. Let's vote for this literal communist, err or this psychotic man...

>yfw Putin will be in power until he dies
>yfw you live in a perma-shithole
WHY, Sup Forums, WHY WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER????

Russians don't care about who's in charge as long as the economy keeps itself over the recession threshold.
After that they riot.

Putin corrupted as fuck. Goverment is corrupted. Corruption ruins russia. We need some real structural changes. But nobody fucking cares, because "If not Putin then who?"
I dont know who, but i clearly know that i dont want to see putin as president.

Ask around, this is not the kind of stuff state-run media will report. I have few friends and a neighbour who fled Grozny just in time to not be slaughtered(the neighbour of my friend wasn't so lucky) yet slavshits outside North Caucasus call the Chechen Purge a hoax.
Moscow=/=rest of Russia. Why isn't that obvious to you?

I have to agree with you, but your people don't seem to care about politics at all.
The level of political apathy is astonishing and that's because Putin wanted to stay like this. When I visited Russia I was surprised by the little amount of political news in the media, there is barely any criticism against the government.
This is a sticky situation because Putin is a smart piece of shit.

Russhits always whining, but never do anything. Stay cucked.

>but your people don't seem to care about politics at all.

They know theres no politics.
The country is owned by mafia, electoral system is fake, votes and opinions dont matter.
This is not a democracy and nobody ever asked or is going to ask people's opinion.

Also no guns = no revolution so nothing is going to ever change.

As much as I hate The Midget, alternatives are: Commies(of that particulary juicy Stalinist sort), Leftist shills of Navalny(with Third Chechen War coming right after election, good luck being drafted for that shit) or Alisher Usmanov proxy bitch. Pick your poison.

Look who's talking. I almost forgot your country exists.

You did something how did it work out for you?
Have free movement to Shengen yet? How is Crimea doing btw? How is Grivna to USD exchage rate doing?

Inadmissible that countries with "just facade" democracies like this exist, and that there are Russians who defend it. Probably their dad has a government job.

underrated

>The country is owned by the mafia
I don't fail to see that. Your oligarchs are all members of the same clique who made a pact with Putin, and it's pretty clear that the russian mafia operates with the support of the FSB.
I am sorry for you user.

Yeah, state tv is fucked up. Putin knows that he is incompetent with economics and do not want to change anything, so he just excluded politics discussion from state media.

As much as my country is a shithole, you won the shit-olympics in being the worst of the worst. I think even a few countries in Africa are more successful than you are. Your Khazar gov is going to collapse soon, if it wasn't for (((american))) money you wouldn't exist past 2015

autism, my relatives vote for zhirinovsky

>My father is a ment, and i asked him about how they roll with elections. He said no idea, and nobody forced him or his collegaues how to vote.

I work on a factory.
We were offered a free day off if we showed up in pro-Putler demonstration.
I refused.

>russhits
>*tries to dodge draft to lose-a-limb zone*
>always
>*gets caught mid-uni studies and forced to fight*
>whining,
>*magically survives despite rest of his batallion being turned into bacon*
>but
>*returns, having earned whole a hundred dollars over three months of fighting*
>never
>*shits self in PTSD at the sound of fireworks*
>do
>*can't pay the bills for heating, has to start a fire in his apartment to warm himself*
>anything.
>*tries buying food, buys a bucket of quick noodles*
>Stay cucked.
>*dies in the daily grenade explosion*

Hey what one pencil is all they could afford, 150 million Russians share it.

>do anything
Sorry hohol but im not going to civil war. Anyway, i am against putin not because i am libshit. I want Ivan Topor in power, who do not afraid to sell thieves and other mothefuckers like Hohols to Gulag.

Btw war in Donetsk purges Russia from fringe elements and Ukraine from young capable men. More cheap Ukrainian hookers, please!

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Your numbers confirm.
But yeah, that's the best part. We lose, rarely, special forces who's job is anyways to do dangerous shit in nearby little shitholes, and mostly we lose bydlo who'd drink themselves to death if not this opportunity to come back to Russia with big money.
Well, that and we get to use buryats. My inner asiatic conqueror rejoices.
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How much does an ukranian hooker cost in Russia? I mean the top tier, not the STD ridden ones.

this

Absolutele top tier 18-23 beautiful deepthroating hooker with natural big titties is around 150-300 USD, but for 300 you can get a thresome with two porn models, if you search for a while. And thats Moscow, hookers here are the most expencive.

he didnt even respond because the paddywagon already scooped him up for that comment to culturally enrich his ass on paki semen

100usd hookers are fine too. Not models, but you can easily find ukranian 7/10 for this price. Per hour ofc.
Everything chepear is guarantied scam.

Well, that's not a bad rate at all. I can understand why those girls sell themselves into prostitution.

Everything cheaper than 60. The demand and competiton is so high a hooker with good reputation will give you top-notch service wothy of a good hotel manager. To experience this level of hospitality from a prostitute first-hand is mind-boggling.

How will Ukrainian men ever recover?

They won't recover, that's the fact.
Ukraine is an irremediably broken shithole of a country.
I could dine in the finest restaurant of Kiev with 30€ pp at most.

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Literally nobody cares in the least

Well, im ordering hookers at my place, so i am not dealing with hook call centers and crap like that. Only when hooker respond herself.

Today Ukraine, tommorow Rus and the whole of Europe. Gone with the zhidovki and separatists

Why would you want to vote for anyone but Putin anyway?

> Democracy

Nalvany is more right wing than that Leftist cuck Putin.

>raising the minimal wage to the median level is now right-wing

No idea. I live in Moscow. We have shittons of ukranians here, and they're dont give a damn about their countrymen.
As for ukraine, i remember a thread on the russian board with Kiev hooker prices. 10/10 model looking 19y olds for 25$ I am not joking.

Shit, I didn't expect one picture could ruin all of mine political views.

why?

raising minimum wage to 1/3 of that of US is leftist as fuck

>25$
Wtf

> Russhits always whining, but never do anything. Stay cucked
What is enforced hate speech

We're not the US. We don't have that much money. We don't have that much of an industry. You can't just magic in higher wages without an industry to provide said wages.
Gradual lifting of quality of life is the way, not fucking going 'OH LET'S RAISE THE MINIMAL WAGE TWICE OR THRICE, SURELY THAT WON'T BITE US'.

Who will opposition Russanons on Sup Forums vote for/ would vote for if it actually made a difference? I know Navalny was the most prominent opponent to Putin before he got banned from the elections. Most of his viewpoints kinda made him look like /ourguy/, but I could be wrong there because of biased media coverage.

My wife's mom is a teacher and they do shit like that or face losing job. Moscow oblast, 10min from Moscow

He lies. No 10/10 for $25 in Moscow and oblast

>Kiev Hooker prices

No, it says let's cut salary taxes to increase salary 2x

there's no denying putin is charming and cool as fuck but he's actually terrible for russia

Oh, sorry

Yeah you should get back on that American backed Yeltsin juice.

Ukraine is very cheap country. The cheapest one in europe probably.
So if you want some wild ride with hookers, cheap booze and food and dont care much about quality of service and archeticture, thats the place.

>cut salary taxes
>less tax money
>less tax money funded projects
>infrastructure goes to worse shit
>people's money turns less valuable as they have more of it
Genius.

the (((elite))) hate him and thats good enough for me and russia

>Putin isn't part of the elite

Russia's economy is doubled tied with the energy prices.
You should try to diversify or you'll get fucked in the long run.

link to that thread?

>implying taxes aren't getting wasted on corruption and unnecessary activities
Do you seriously think that in the long run people could survive and not trash own health, housing and infrastructure while being paid $150/month?

>diversify, it's so simple!
We don't have technology or quality control to compete with the west, cheapness of labour to compete with the east, and most of all we don't have open for us markets. It's a hard battle to diversity an economy in an already overflooded market.

Look how fast did propoganda of idinaja rosija turn brothers Ukrainians into ''hohols'' russians are so retarded they need an enemy only to not fight between themselves, go overdose on cheep vodka and watch renTV while tzar putin
and he's dworves steals more money and make themselves datchas in mountains while average russian barely buys himself bread and send more young russian men to die in dombass.
SLAVA PUTINU!!

I should probably learn the language and buy a plane ticket. I live a simple life already.

>implying russians don't know that their elections are not democratic
Wew lad, breaking news.

Do you really believe this is not an artificially induced situation, and exactly what the Midget in charge wants? All the pensioners going "well I don't really like him, but who else am I gonna vote for? Dont make me laugh".
Nothing will change while he's alive, and then it's "Kazhugetovich", or some of his sons in law or whoever. I don't honestly know how to un-perpetually-fuck this country.

So if putin is so great why did you flee to migrant infested germany? Tell me Boris

audible kek

Didn't saved. But you can search hooker Kiev sites by yourself. Dont know about current year prices. Last time i checked was an year ago.

t. brainlet

You forgot to switch your flag to a commie one.

At least your extraction plants are much more competitive than just 15 yrs ago and because of that you had your economy shielded (unlike Venezuela) from the latest oil shock.

>Ask around
kek, but yeah it's true
Isn't there a coup happening in Ukraine rn?

>implying you can only hate Ukraine when you support Putin and United Russia
Fucking kys.

>it's the Russians who turned Ukrainians into enemies
>Ukraine didn't send anti-air to Georgia when we had a little war with said Georgia
>Ukraine didn't steal gas
>Ukraine didn't continiously demand special treatment because muh brotherly ties
>implying I'd ever willingly associate myself with the commiescum
That's just rude, Dima.
I think that just suddenly, even if over four years cutting the taxes and raising the minimal wage twice will lead to an economical calamity of unknown size. You don't just fucking do that and hope that hey, magic of the free market will balance out you messing with it actively.
What shielded us is the fact that steadily we were burying some of the oil cash into the ground for when shit goes down, and not spent it all on social services like Venezuela seemed to. We've been steadily burning through our reserves.
Thank god and whoever put that thing in place for that.