Monogatari series

A-Ararararagi kun fucked Karen, right?
So the bastard has canonicaly
>fucked
>crab and bee
>kissed
>bat, snail and phoenix
>licked and touched by
>cat
>wants to be fucked by
>snek
>left
>doll monkey
Can some one stop this madman?
Why is this allowed in a harem?

Cause its a harem, faggot

>fucked his sister AND his love interest
Wew

Him and Doll kissed. Monkey molested him, possibly far enough to be considered rape.

Also
>You can say that it hurts, for me to see her tiny and skinny body showing the shape of her bones at some places.
>Even if she asked me how was it, my honest thought would be, 'it feels really pitiful'.
He has literally no sexual interest in Snake.

So Sup Forums, why haven't you brushed your sister tooth yet?

>fucked
>crab and bee
>kissed
>bat, snail, doll and phoenix
>licked and touched by
>cat
>wants to be fucked by
>snek
>raped by
>monkey
Is there an harem MC more based than Araragi kun?

He's not based because he's still dating crab

Did he FUCK all of them or just pretended to? Like, penis in vagina and all that?

bat best

He waked crab home gently and brushed his sister's teeth, araragi is pure

And I thought I've dropped something interesting. Into the trash it goes.

they will never show yo literally penis-in-vagina, but in op's pic you can clearly see that they even were in bed holding hands
that's the japanese equivalent to fuck

This art is really cool.
Is it Mushi-shi out there?

cuz i dont want to fuck her

It's crab's birthday today! Happy b-day you magnificent cunt

Nadeko snapping and telling off her classmates was the peak of any and all character development

Happy birthday you magnificent crab

I hope this one is the last

Man I wouldn't even mind listening to Chiwa Saito insult me for hours

I don't get why people watch this.
Is this some bizarre proto-NTR fetish that makes people come back to this?

Because it's got good characters. That and there's literally a waifu for everyone

He's currently living alone with Karen
Of course they fuck

He didn't fuck Karen. He thought of Karen as a virgin at a later chronological date to that scene.

He does express several times how much he wants to fuck her though, and she obviously wants to fuck him. Them living together alone is implying that they are fucking without the author pissing off his publisher with incest.

Why did they all have to get shitty haircuts?

>began to get along better

that doesnt mean they had sex. rather it actually means that they just hold hands and had some sibling discussion.

Why not?

Are you retarded? Do you really think that Araragi would fuck his sister?

So we are assuming the following subtext.
>I am trapped writing this story without incest.
>So just assume they are fucking, if I allude to it.

Regarding the others:
Bee, Sex (from toothbrushing) maybe cuddling before
Phoenix, very Jealous, maybe cuddling

Crab, Fucked after getting walked home gently
Monkey, Reverse Raep
Tsubasa, Nothing? Or (previous) friends-with-benefits without love? Or just thirsty as hell (and even successfully raped him as cat).
Ougi ???
Math, Maybe just kid-bullshit. So nothing before. I dunno about Owarimonogatari

Shinobu, might be a given.

(Kaiki might have bought some talking time (without any fucking) with Nadeko (Enjo kōsai) and talked her out of it.)
Kagenui ???
Doll, Probably fucking, because they live together?
Gaen ???

Hachikuji, Do we have faux-raep (as in consensual play)? Probably not. Just molestation and kissing.
Nadeko, Creepy girl he did not touch?

I think the new haircuts are better, except for college Araragi's haircut, fuck that

Do you think he wouldn't? He told Monkey that he wished he could legally fuck her before deciding that it being illegal was more exciting

Ougi *is* Araragi, in case you don't know

Do any of you guys remember the thread maybe a few years back where that guy thought that Araragi-kun didn't fuck her, and didn't realize he fucked anyone?
That was great.

I missed these types of threads. Why did everything change, Sup Forums?

Crab is such a slut, having sex after such a little time she spent with Ragi

There are tons of lolicon and siscon jokes in monogatari but they are jokes. Araragi would never fuck his sister because he is not a retard. He is honest with himself and finds her hot but that's all.
And real incest in monogatari? Total bullshit. Araragi has a soulmate vampire loli and a bride and he is no insane to fuck his sibling.

Happy birthday best girl

Happy birthday Hitagi.
See you soon!

>t. virgin who's salty about being a virgin

Well, perhaps you would never fuck your sister because you're a retard, but that doesn't apply to Araragi.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday crab

>A-Ararararagi kun fucked Karen, right?
No. Did you miss the part where bird was about to come back and go ZA WARUDO on them with a bunch of awls?

Every time

Reminder that Araragi, Hitagi and Shinobu are doing threesomes for 5 years.

>"there's still time before Tsukihi-chan will get back"
Did you just read the first sentence of the OP and started posting?

That's because anal doesn't count

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