ONII-CHAN, BUY ME GEIMU, JUMPU AND POTATO CHIPSU
ONII-CHAN, BUY ME GEIMU, JUMPU AND POTATO CHIPSU
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I will, but Umaru will have to pay for those with her body.
Wait till October nug.
>2017
>paying for geimu and jumpu
Someone kick her kickable face, please?
Japs can't do anything about it. Their MUH MORALS forces them to spend so much money on games and manga that honestly it should be
>having enough money to pay for food
Reminder that Umaru's NEET team is accepting new members
Okay, I'll return with Crash.
NOOOO UMARU ALREADY PLAYED THE ORIGINALS!!
In that case, I'll return with whatever Sup Forums said was good this month.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMARU HATES Sup Forums!!!
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It's doesn't matter how many pictures of Umaru bullying you post, this doesn't change the fact that the nugget is getting a season 2
Delete this.
Delete that.
This too.
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>Umaru
Uma?
Uma indeed
Damn you're ugly
Nii-chan I'm here to discuss your acquiring my Nintendo Switchu
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Umaru sucks.
Gabu rules.
Say that one more time.
you're both very wrong
I said
Satania sucks.
Gabu rules.
Sorry but I bought you a WiiUu
I get flashes of rage at this fucking hamster
Meanwhile I get a comfy feeling of happiness when I see her
NOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
NII-SAN
SHOW ME PORNO
no, this is a christian image board.
NII-SAN
I WANT TO SEE PORNO
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oh my
A hamster girl falls in love with her oniichan.
Unable to confess, Umaru Doma is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Taihei Doma, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to her oniichan, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression on his bespectacled face. After some investigation, she finds out that the big bro she called is not the same big bro she fell in love with. In fact, this Taihei doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with his sister as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CORA and JUMPU.
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FINDS
I hate this stupid hamster.
A
Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is now the highest grossing anime film of all time.
>$353.3 million
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WAY
Should I watch Eromanga-sensei?
It's boring.
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oh
It's comfy, though a little annoying at times.
It doesn't hold a candle to oreimo.
>Season two
>Umaru is excited for a new geimu and begs her brother to take her there and buy it for her
>To have enough energy to play this geimu, she spends the whole day drinking cola and energy drinks and cramming her face with chips and candy
>The hour finally arrives and Umaru is driven to the store so her brother can buy the game
>As she bounces around in the line to the cash register, someone happens inside of her.
>All the shaking sets off an eruption in her gut and an explosion of putrid fecal matter composed of junk food blasts out of her anus.
>She freezes as everyone turns to look at her as the shit loudly comes out of her ass and drips down her legs.
>She panics and reverts to nug mode.
>She runs around the story blubbering and crying as waves of foul smelling pitch black ooze sprays out of her like a hose.
>She crashes into displays and climbs shelves as she erratically darts around, covering everything in poo as her onii-chan tries to catch her.
>Finally grabbing her, she has one more surprise.
>Her anus shoots off one more volley directly on his face, coating him in more shit then a little girl should have inside of her.
>The manager runs up to him and scolds him for not teaching her to defecate in public and for not catching her sooner.
>Onii-Chan is forced to pay for damages and Umaru doesn't even get her game which causes her to throw a tantrum .
>Episode ends.
Is Keit-ai the most financially successful anime of all time?
don't quit your day job
Who says you'll be playing?
No, that's Gundam.
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It depends: How bad are your tastes, or, to be more precise, with how much shit can you put up just to be part of the conversation/ up-to-date?
If your answer is 'pretty shit' and 'a lot', then you maybe should watch it, but if you have any doubts maybe not. There are shows that do any aspects that you might like about it better.
The comedy isn't great, the fan service is blatant but bland, the harem is shit, the incest isn't great, the story is neither good as a SOL nor as arcs.
>most financially successful meme of all time
Next to Trump, probably.
Onii-chan, buy amiibo
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>make a level that's a conveyor belt into spikes
>drive Umaru off a cliff
Some good potential for abuse here
I fucking hate this show. Never even watched it, but every gif with Umaru makes me wanna care for this little shit for the rest of my life.
avoided umaru because it looks awful, I admit I judged a book by it's cover. What's the appeal? Comedy?
serious question.
Serious answer: Umaru is CUTE
>wake up
>umaru s2 is still happening
>watamote s2 is still not happening
>tomoshitters are still anal-ravaged
Life is kinda cool sometimes.
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Who asked for Umaru season 2
Surely Japs have better tastes than this
It was meme magic
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It was the nug merch sales, a powerful force.
Stop, lewdposter-kun
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>Papicunt!
they had good taste because they paid for Umaru's S2
alas they didn't pay for Flip Flapper, I liked it too
Umaru > All
Did someone say buying games? Because Skyrim is coming to Nintendo Switch soon with exclusive new content. It would be a great game to buy for someone you like.
Should I watch this anime?
Seems kinda fun.
>mfw I will never hug all these nugs
you should watch these dabbuzu
Umaru is casual as fuck.
Chances are she already bought skyrim more than once.
Wrong, Umaru is a hardcore gamer that only play hardcore games
Tomoko on the other hands plays nothing but shitty visual novels
This. Umaru wins Street Fighter tournaments left and right.
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UMARU WON'T PAY FOR MODS
Don't be lewd, erotic manga teacher, Umaru is a pure maiden
Is that nug giving me the finger?!
Some nuggets have attitude
UFOPORNOOO
>someone happens inside of her.
>>She runs around the story
nice try ESL-kun
>Surely Japs have better tastes than this
funny joke, onii-chan
When will he learn?
Go away Todd-kun
signed and bumped
Based Umarubro
But it's not a joke
Umaru is basically watashit but with games
Buy my geimu
Reminder that Hikari will ruin s2 by adding needless drama
That's his nug mode?
I don't mind drama if it's lighthearted.