Little Witch Academia

This is a lich.
She is undead.
She has had her growth stunted.
She has no voice.
Do you like this little lich?

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She speaks at the end. fuck off dweeb

Reminder that being a techno-lich is the reason Constanze has not aged since her soul was removed from her body.

Do people actually believe this edgy bullshit? I thought it was obvious that yoshinari pulled it out of his ass

>pulled it out of his ass
Even if he did, that would mean it's canon.

I like Constanze a lot.

Are you supposed to do the little "ee" at the end of the name like in the show? I'm too scared to scour the dub to see how they do it.

>her phylactery is an ssd

I love this stinky dork!

why does Akko hate bathing?

Nah, those are the Stanbots.

I want this Witch to bully my cock with her big delicious rump

Does the little lich itch her little ditch?

Not really.

Dont think I'll watch it but does the dub manage to keep the same levels of yay?

So what con is Tattun in no?

Who would top?

Anime Midwest, Chicago.

It technically is but since it was never made as an actual part of the show, I guess anyone could choose what to believe in

They're both switches.

Popular concensus is Diana, but I like to think Akko likes to switch it up once in a while.

EYE see what you did there

>Things Constanze likes

>gassing jews not on list

horrendous pic

The official answer will be revealed next Comiket when that doujin comes out.

>Diana and Akko walk in

>Aren't you done yet? I told you we'd be using the room in the afternoon.

Akko a shit

>implying they don't join in
>this is our thank you for bringing back Diana, Akko

It's my favorite witch. I want to believe that the literally heart magic actually healed her soul a little towards the end and that's why she could speak.

But the doujin isn't canon

Yay is a very versatile magic.

5 facts about Diana!

1. Diana is cute!
2. She's tied up in my basement!
3. She thinks her name is Yoko!
4. There's no escape for Diana!
5. Diana!

>ywn have a Diana harem

ganbatte hikasa-san

Megumi pls.

It is in our hearts, Megumi's and Shiori's.

>tfw nissed their autographs at AX and at AMW now

I think they would both be super shy and awkward about it. If anything I could imagine Akko with her arms wrapped around her neck and Diana unconsciously pulling her down

I'm genuinely concerned for Yoko when they do the stream together.

Would that mean that they're both subs

>unconsciously
You can't have consensual sex while unconscious.

>He thinks doujins like Pretty Neighbor can't be canon

Stop being silly! Diana will be fine! But I am a little nervous about our first time out together as a couple, after our big victory over Croix, that is! She's nervous too. She won't stop twitching, but I've managed to keep it down with the rope!

Is that an official explanation of why she could speak at the end?

*subconsciously

What if you fucked her phylactery?

>Coztanze

tfw wrong gender to be a witch

when she dies and comes back to life, your life essence will interweave with hers, dooming you to the fate of an autistic lich, while she is doomed to a fate of cheeto eating Sup Forums-fag.

Along with her talking in the final episode, and considering she has different opinions from her bots despite her SOUL being in them, regarding Akkos robot design, I'm guess the things said about her backstory aren't true anymore.

Either A.) she fucking dies
B.) she gets her voice/height back and gets sick again
Or C.) She's like moat locked and is simply vulnerable to a permanent death, and must remake her phylactery should she desire to keep her immortality

Awkward first times are cute!

Why are you still making generals for this shit?

Show ended, stop making these threads and go back to Umaru season 2 generals or something.

I'm rooting for you two!

>um... so you w-wanna do this again another time?
>I would love to and I will be looking forward to it.

>Not wanting to be a little witch (male) and use your "Claiomh Solais" to open a little witch's "Grand Triskellion"

LWA was meant to be edgy in the first place.

It's his creation. If he says Sucy's mom brutally raped her as a baby or something then it's canon.

but i hate being a boy

>not wanting to be a cute witch (male) with a plump rump and become other witches' sex slave

Why arent you faggots making normal threads?

Then be a man for your witchfu.

Is Tattun really coming back in the 10th or something?

But my witchfu is a fucking dyke.

Maybe, but it seems like they're busy with one more con right now.

Even if he is, we really dont need constant threads just for him.

...

nerds!

>20 years in the future
>everyone has a happy, productive life
>everyone but Costanze
>being an immortal lich is stressful on its own
>but being rendered a mute child forever was too much
>she cannot reliably communicate with anybody
>she can never be taken seriously or find genuine romance and make sexual decisions because of her body
>the pressure has driven her mad
>locking herself in a cellar somewhere, she slowly combines herself with her magitech until she's barely even human
>what was once a tiny witch is now a hulking mixture of rancid girl flesh and machine
>the 9 foot monstrosity works madly on awful new inventions, mixtures of necromancy and engineering that drive experienced warriors to gag
>what was once left of her mind is gone
>all that's left is malice and a dire intellect

Wait I missed something. Why is Constanze a lich?

I want to do unholy things to Lotte and Barbara's butts!

I am visiting a LWA thread for the first time
Does Sup Forums actually not hate a /u/ship this time?

is Dianna/Akko a plausible ship?

He needs his wife's aproval first.
>Producer's face when Yoh is back at Japan.

it's plausible and they get quite a bit of hints, but Sup Forums still hates /u/ in general.

Her soul is in her robutt.

I just wanted to have a specific date so I don't need to go back to every thread.

>but being rendered a mute child forever was too much
read that as 'a maid child'
/r/ing constansu as meido

You hate peeing standing up without the need to constantly clean yourself and not bleed and cramp a few days every week each month?
Just because in this scenario I may be a cute witch (male) doesn't mean I won't still try to bully the little witches with my "shiny rod", by God I'm a man! Not some pansy ass fuccboi

>Star
My waifu

Yeah, good luck with that. He just shows up whenever he feels like it.

Was there like an interview or something?

I'm a male and I pee sitting down. Also I bleed a lot.

I'd sacrifice standing to pee if I could wear pretty dresses and be a witch. Hell, I'd do it just for the pretty dresses~

I sit down when I pee
There's nothin' that crazy 'bout me
I'm just takin' a whizz
Mind your own biz!
Why is everybody always staring at me!?

Stop being so gay you bunch of faggots.

>stop being gay
>posts a gay ass witch, second only to Croix

You first.

I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.
Y'all niggas gay
But then again, I know exactly where I am.
Dream of being the little girl anons. Shine on.

Man she looks like a burn victim. Poor Yoh.

Which witch enjoys anal sex the most?

Looking for canonical answers only.

I'm a male and I suffer from chronic non-bacterial prostatitis, also known as chronic pelvic pain syndrome. Every night in the middle of the night I will wake up and go pee. If I drink a bottle of water, I have to get up to go pee. I am a young man. I was once fit as a fiddle. Now I'm nothing more than a hollow shell, basically an old man running to the bathroom every few minutes. Doctors predict that one day I will have to wear an adult diaper to prevent myself from peeing my pants.

The only satisfaction I get in life is masturbating to pictures of Chariot du Nord. It's the only thing that makes the pain go away.

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Just link it

Nice thread you fucking autists

The obvious answer.

me

Would you fug a mad technolich Costanzs?

What if there was a LWA metroidvania where every boss is an evolved, corrupted main cast member?
>Elder Lich Costanze
>Potion Master Sucy
>Spirit Saiyan Lotte
>Punished Lesbians H&B
>Ice Queen Diana
>Darth Chariot
etc.

Also not looking for Anonymous witches. Reveal yourself.

>Akko who transformed into an eldritch monstrocity

2edgy4me

Just make it fun and wacky. Still waiting for a Trigger crossover fighting game too.

That's ok, Mrs.Hidaka will be there to keep everything under control.

kek

I was thinking Sucy would have a second form where she turns into dream monster Sucy.