/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PLEASE I WANT OFF THE TUCC TRAIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/LEO roundtable on MS13 2/6/18
youtu.be/Tr7LbAtVFBg
>TrumpTV Ad: Disgraceful 2/6/18
youtu.be/L1amVK_5ztQ
>SoS T-Rex in Bogota Colombia 2/6/18
youtu.be/8oAgNTA-IxA
>SoS T-Rex/Peru Pres Kuczynski presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/sWkDVmPz6jM
>SoS T-Rex/Peru FM Aljovin presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/c8MPkPSEZo0
>State DepSec Sullivan on Afghanistan strategy 2/6/18
youtu.be/3xF9ZXbzVFs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/6/18
youtu.be/nAE6hMEwtEY
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/6/18
youtu.be/EI-xAbcqLbU
>WH Video: VP Pence in Alaska 2/6/18
youtu.be/eGetnNTq_PI
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Children's Hospital 2/6/18
youtu.be/1tnL9Eki8X0
>Pres Trump in OH on Tax Reform 2/5/18
youtu.be/1-Fw0pU8MqM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania leaving OH for DC 2/5/18
youtu.be/gfPxgGv8-Kc
youtu.be/KikIfQlPFTs
youtu.be/CLWC6LLCvs0
>FLotUS Melania visits children hospital in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/l4wMpxj76vo
>Pres Trump touring Sheffer Corp in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/P-H9npC77Kk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/YwuIMZAwzWQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart for OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/pE1IzB_7WLo
>SoS T-Rex/ARG FM Faurie presser 2/5/18
youtu.be/IcV1B7xhD1Y
>Pres Trump message to Troops watching superb owl 2/4/18
youtu.be/Qp4gF-K-rNE

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AWOOVEMENT!

The Daily Show: Make light of the incompetence and corruption of the ruling class, so that people feel jocular and get a sense of relief.

Tucker Carlson: Make serious of the incompetence and corruption of the ruling class, so that people feel outrage and get a sense of relief.


Result: Absolutely nothing changes. But you sure feel relieved, don't you?

>hannity is tick tocking again

Soy in black

If blacks demand reparations we should agree and subtract the historical figure of black welfare payments
They probably owe us money at this point

I'm serious Trump you better storm Washington with this parade shit you're planning, if it's just a military pride parade I'll only enjoy it slightly

this guy looks like he advocates for kids a little too hard

How often do you think this man dreams of him watching Donald Trump cuck his wife?

No, I don't. Tell me a story about the old internet, grandpa.

youtube.com/watch?v=xXlitW0LPLg
youtube.com/watch?v=xXlitW0LPLg
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TUCKER!

We must break off our alliance with the UK.

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Kek, you read my mind but I didn't want to say it

15 minutes
tick
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Carter page FBI agent all along

Deep state pants on head retarded

Media blackout including Reddit and this fucking place thanks hiroshijew

archive.fo/yI5tO

No brakes on 8 train

TristAHN is right. Based soyboy.

Are you ready for 2020, drumpfkins?

>gf giving me the cold shoulder for something absolutely retarded
>met a younger hotter blonde QT 3.14 Ukrainian girl today

Always be shopping fellas.

>man
It's person, user.

>not having your elementary school hand out documents detailing what EXACTLY to search on yahooligans

he looks like an orange bill nye

i do not like tuck the cuck

not sure why hes so popular around here

michael cohen is fucking savage
if i were trump i would want a lawyer just like him

>2016 pin
Top kek

>Soy boy and his sleazy faggot sugar Daddy.

This segment is disgusting

>micheal cohen
That dudes like my 3rd favorite jew, hes a total pitbull for Trump

Come on goys, get in here

>56 nuggets
>shitting are like hard nuts
>american standard shit volume per session

Burgers, you may have to start eating better..

>Browsing Sup Forums
>Having a relaxing day off
>notice out of the corner of my eye that my Note 8 lights up.
>Google Listen is searching for something
>I have headphones on so there's no voice commands or anything
>Didn't say "Hey Google" or anything that would trigger such a thing
>Screen goes back to black


Google is fucking creepy.

>Jim Steyer
He looks like a character from Caddyshack

I think he'd rather suck Trump's dick himself

INVEST IN BAT (BASIC ATTENTION TOKEN) TO OVERTHROW THE GOOGLEOPOLY.

>LADY DORITOS

>newsgroups had literally everything digital you could ever want, and (depeding on your provider) were fast and free
>irc was the greatest chat system ever created
>before aol fucked the world, discussions on newsgroups/irc/gopher/etc were serious business
it was awesome

>feminist sugar daddy
>Steyer dying off camera

I like this guy, even if he probably is fucking TristAHN.

>so that people feel outrage and get a sense of relief

Someone say potato chip?

>#MeToo is coming to junk food

>the left can't me-

quiet goy

Pink Doritos, guess the flavor

HOL UP
I just heard Trump said he wants to have a military parade in DC
is this true or fake news?

Person has the word "son" in it. Let's just call it a being.

...

Tucker has done more for white nationalism and identity in the past 18 months than trump

>Feminist chips

Okay, it's official.
Tucker just lurks for show prep.

Check twitter

How would a "Black Marshall Plan" work?

>not having your elementary school hand out documents detailing what EXACTLY to search on yahooligans
>not searching for "boobs" when the teacher wasnt looking

>implying Trump didn't

why do you think she was sick on 9/11?

Jewoogle is here

I wish I would have been around to see early 90s internets.

Wait, doesn’t everybody eat femme chips? What shitlord wouldn’t Tucker?

There are at least two lies in this sentence

I meant "feminist chip eater" lol, reading and typing at the same time.

What you should really do is just ignore the incompetence and corruption of the ruling class so there's nothing to be relieved from. Good advice bro, I think I'll go take a nap

where my /sipbois/ at?

>But you sure feel relieved, don't you?
relief only comes when public lynchings of jews and niggers are made great again

why isn't there a category for perfect shaped solid logs?

All of the aid we've been giving to Africa for the past 50 years is basically the Black Marshall Plan - and it didn't work.

Everything changed when the fire nation enacted a paywall.

Fish or chicken?

Is that Bill getting a blowjob in the background?

#MeChew

I saw that too, I pray it's true. I may even travel from Chicago to witness the glory if it's true.

/k/ommandos
Tell us of the dicc size of a 6'3" Gorka and his EDC

Wouldn’t, marshall plan involved paying us back, and niggas wont. Thats how housing bubble happened.

There is, 3

I'm not surprised.

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I shut my WiFi off so Google doesn't spy on me and it turns itself back on.
>Hey user, want to rate your trip to McDonald's for us?

You know, that doesn't sound half bad. Both halves, I mean.

bbs'ing was fun too, in the late 80s/early 90s when i first jumped in

I really wish I was of age when the internet still had that "wild west" feel. I hardly remember anything pre-myspace

Type 4 is the patrician poo, Anons.

What is more American out of Coke or Pepsi?

right here fren!

resistance

RC

Do not (You) the schizophrenic

I grew up using computers pretty much literally as soon as Google started. I can remember it being 1997, being about 6 years old and my friends brother telling us to invest in Google when we got old enough. He also was telling us about Google working on a driving car during that time too. Now here we are, 22 years later and they have finally publicly announced it and released prototypes.

Fucking wild man.

its tracking you through gps or wifi triangulation

wat stage is the cancer?

INVEST IN BASIC ATTENTION TOKEN. IT KILLS THE GOOGLE. /OURGUY/ BRANDON EICH WAS THROWN OUT OF FIREFOX FOR BEING PRO LIFE

Took me awhile to learn this lesson.
Until you put a ring on it or she bears your child, you are a free agent.
The worse thing you can do is get all wrapped up in a girl just for her to leave you high and dry with no other options and rusty flirting game.
And even though it sounds like a bad boyfriend thing to do, if she knows you can walk out the door and within minutes get better quality pussy, she'll behave.

I've lost faith in both. but coke tastes better by far IMO

What does that taste like

>drinking any sugar jew

coke
they're both sjw infested crap now but pepsi started that shit

Cheerwine

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Airplane mode or turn device off.

>that tweet

I don't wanna go to bed /ptg/...

>patrician poo

It would involve bringing Africa back to the standards it was in in the late 40s

hey bigot
its black history month
update your image to celebrate

Type 8 The Nessie. Rears out of the water, just as rare as its namesake the lake dwelling monster.

>no rules
>no women
>no (social media)


Other than the horrible speed, 90's Internet was best Internet.

Rosenstein looks like nassar