This is the father of all of America. say something nice about him

this is the father of all of America. say something nice about him

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He warned us about the Jews and subverters of the masonic lodges. He knew. We didn't listen. Sorry George.

Amazing leader.

Yeah even I'll respect a president who is on-record for dodging real bullets.

>Father of all America
>soft spoken general who didnt want to lead

At least post Adams or Jefferson

I want a lifesize marble statue of him.

Adams and Jefferson both literally tried to crown him "King of America" and he said, "No, don't be cucks".

>soft spoken general who didnt want to lead
A free people should need no leader

Why say it when you can sing it?

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Ultimate white guy. Sadly like modern white guy, did not leave offspring. Perhaps in a thousand years the brownish stem-cell cows that comprise most of humanity will worship him like god.

The ideal American.

>fights in French and Indian war (North American theater of Seven Years' War)
>due to his success in this war, is asked to lead the Continental Army against the undefeatable British
>defeats them anyway (with a lot of help from France tho)
>becomes very first president, establishes hundreds of precedents for future presidents
>after all is said and done, just wants to back to Virginia to grow tobacco
Not even Jimmy Carter was this humble
That's just folklore
Jefferson wrote a long-winded "Fuck you we're tired of your shit" letter to King George III and had all his bros sign it, so what makes you think all these dudes would want to bow to King Washington instead?

I appreciate his military tactics and his balls to tell the king to fuck off

He knew he was the only one who could lead America. As the former general there would be no military coup against him. He was the most well-known American throughout the states and Europe giving the presidency some legitimacy. He was not as reluctant as often portrayed. Washington was rather shrewd. He turned down pay during the Revolutionary War knowing that congress would be unable to pay him so he instead requested copious amounts of land. Plus even if they could pay him it would all be pointless if they lost as it would be confiscated.

Ate opponent's brains,
and invented cocaine

nobody gives a fuck what you think you commie faggot

your kinda thicc not gonna lie

>I imagine myself in Tejas, leading my platoon.
>Our mission is to stop wh*Te gringos from advancing.
>We mow down wh*Te gringos but they keep coming.
>I shoot wh*Te gringos but I run out of ammo.
>I draw my Macuahuitl and begin slaughtering wh*Tes.
>Since wh*Tes are physically inferior to me, I slay them by the dozens.
>I get shot, but I don't fall, I keep fighting.
>Then I get shot again, and again...
>wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards that they are.
>I lie down, facing up to the sky and I see HUITZILOPOCHTLI smiling at me.
>I smile back...
>Then I wake up, in Tenochtitlan, my homeland.
>My BROWN brethren give me a warm welcome.
>I finally made it...
>This soldier of Aztlan has finally made it into heaven...

Washington's military tactics weren't that great. It was basically just live as long as possible. He did make many smart decisions such as inoculating his soldiers at Valley Forge and bringing in Barron Von Steuben to train his troops. Benedict Arnold was the best tactician the colonists had and they treated him like shit so he defected.

Honourable man.

>I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong.
George Washington

>Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?
Donald Trump

Whoops

HE'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE!

Great teeth.

People liked him so much that his birthday spontaneously became a national holiday.

First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen.

When Washington was about to get ass raped in the war he turned to this Jew to help him get financing so he could win. Solomon got financing from France and Washington went on to win.

There would literally be no America without a Jew helping out. What now, goys?

>to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind
So in other words, white males?

>virtuous
Is the key

>kicking his grave.

Wake up mother fucker, we have some traitors and kikes to hang!

another oblivious goy

This was when they stood for somthing good.

No he's not, he's just our first President. And he fucked us hard when he signed the Postal Service Act. Been slipping down the slope of socialism since.

i know more than you

Should have established a monarchy, instead.

he had huge fucking balls
>made of wood

Fucking amazing general who didn't give a shit about being nice. He did what was needed to fucking win.

The real father of America is Thomas Paine.

he's coming, he's coming, he's coming

Actually, George Washington wanted to retire asap due to his declining health.

His oral disease made life miserable for him.

Also, kings are suppose to produce heirs.

George Washington was infertile due to a childhood disease.

Number one requirement for any royal dynasty is fertility: the ability to produce heirs.

Had George Washington not suffer from any disease, especially fertility issues, he may have had more ambition to become king or serve more than two terms.

How many British did he kill?

>Fucking amazing general
lol... he actually wasn't. he lied about his exploits to save his own ass.

Perhaps thats why he was chosen of Kek.

I'm sorry, we couldn't preserve what you helped build.

I would die for him. If they ever start to try and tear down his statues or monuments people will die.

The greatest man the Royals turned down. Rest in peace President Washington.

Can either you or Hitler come back anytime soon please

he never would have let this happen

>The greatest man the Royals turned down.
wat? Kansas City wasn't even a thing yet.

Saratoga in 1777 and Yorktown in 1781 victories were due to washington. Nice try

Traitor to the British Empire.

Enjoy hell burgers you are fucked long term.

>could have been referred to as anything he wanted to
>went for Mr. President instead of some cucked, histrionic nonsense

This small decision shows his personality, based

President Washington had dreams of becoming a British Royal Army commander in his youth. Ultimately he never got the commission.

242 later and you limeys still mad.

-Good job defeating Lord Cornwallis.
-Sucks your doctors kill3d u
-I've seen your grave and it felt like i was at the tomb of christ himself.

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

I'm sorry we let you down.

Thought he grew hemp.

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your history isn't accurate. Yorktown was a French victory. You should be thanking Rochambeau.

Actually, the Founding Fathers not only suffered from ill health but also experienced a lot of tragedy.

Some loss like 3/4 of their children so only 1/4 managed to safely reach adulthood.

Thomas Jefferson had like 6 children. Only two survived to adulthood.

It's pretty sad, actually. I blame the location's capital. Deadly mosquitoes, shitty climate, etc

Should have chose the Great Lakes as our nation's capital. Access to fresh water and much easier to defend against the British.

didn't he? I thought he fought Indians for the King.

he's a good man. great leader. excellent warrior.

that's a boy.

He indeed served and lead men, but he was never awarded the commission. He failed to perform up to their snuff.

>He failed to perform up to their snuff.
I heard he told men not to hide behind trees for cover...

He could have taken the chance to become a military dictator but rejected it.

He was a 666 Freemason

666 isn't evil you retard. they jews DISTORT the truth about everything so that your perception of reality is skewed.

Move the capital to Utah. NSA data center already there. Lots of mountains to build bunkers.

My country 'tis of thee...

shooting for an evil number

putting our capital near Mormons

>Uh......no

666 is 6 x 3 = 18!

But the Star of David has 6 points. It isn't necessarily the Jews that are evil, it is the Rothschilds, the Black Cube. They're a Saturnalian Cult life-force from outside of our dimension.

The Christians and the Jews believe in the divinity of the number "7". This is why the menorah has "7" branches.

who is it user.
>You dint sez.

Washington was mediocre in every did, though, he was tenacious enough to suceed. Polk is really the most underrated president desu.

666 is the number of man.

You should've implemented an absolute monarchy. Oh well. Too late now.

Washington
Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands

Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Washington
Washington
Six foot twenty f*cking killing for fun
Spread Spread Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart
He'll kick you apart

He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children

He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears
He threw a knife into heaven
And could kill with a stair
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why

Washington
Washington
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Did I mention his four nuts
Well he also had four dicks
If you took of his boot you'd see the dicks growing of his feet
I heard that motherf*cker had like thirty goddamn dicks
He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party

Master of
Was pissed his slaves had to uproot male pollen plants

Respect

He's white.

Washington would've hung every leftist if he was alive today. Only back then they were called loyalists.

Nice Whig.

He was the kind of president every future president should have aspired to emulate. The modern political process is a disgrace in comparison.