Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - AfD wirkt! Edition

Shitlibs and Leftist TV scum gets drowned in waves of normie outrage
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>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=HB8uhcOxofM
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=AfM8CYnyUks
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

>old bread

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Deutschland erwache

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welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173286756/Grosse-Koalition-Union-und-SPD-einigen-sich-auf-Koalitionsvertrag.html

fug

>Work all morning, good day
>Look at this in my break time, bad day

dont worry
they just sealed their doom

guten Morgen allerseits

fuck that shit

this
also fattyanon reporting in

pic related the SPD right now

Its confirmed?

well technically they still have to vote on it don't they?

>expecting anything different from parties that are ideologically the same
Lol

this is your minister of interior for the next term

Moin moin, Sven

yes, but i don't get my hopes up.

That's okay, but ministry of finance to SPD?

>Ankündigunshorst
>okay
The absolute state of Sup Forums. /the_Donald/ was a mistake.

As if it couldn't be worse...

>mfw Martin becomes finance minister

>That's okay
Yeah I am sure Impotenzhofer will be a great minister of interior, but yeah, you are right on the finance ministry, say goodbye to your surplus.

Everyone (including foreigners) who is a member and over the age of 14 is allowed to vote on this issue.

Everyone that is a member of the SPD that is. Let's hope they publish that Schulz wants to be a minister in the cabinet that will absolutely destroy any Goodwill the party still had

>great minister of inferior

ah welcome back

>Nach WELT-Informationen soll die SPD das Außenministerium bekommen, außerdem die Ressorts Finanzen, Arbeit, Familie, Justiz und Umwelt. Das Finanzministerium soll Hamburgs Erster Bürgermeister Olaf Scholz übernehmen.

Merkel really gave up everything for another 4 years in power.

...

wtf and bump. i visited welt de 2 hours ago and it wasnt there, they said still no unity

>Justiz
Okay, if there was ever a shred of doubt it is now clear, they have completely lost their minds

Nope, there are already lawsuits about that. The verfassungsgericht will deem such a vote unconstitutional.

things are getting way to retarded.

Nice now rapefuggis will get 10000 Euro a month

Your only hope is now that the SPD members vote with No on this, but seeing how they voted Schulz in I doubt that is going to happen.

They lost their minds years ago

I don't want to be the guy running away without a fight but emigrating has never been more tempting than now. A good friend of mine is currently in the process of working things out so he can leave Germany for good. He's been travelling through SEA for some time and is loving it there. Says he can manage to live well on 1000€ a month.

>SEA
Your friend is a degenerate

traitors get the bullet too

There aren't enough people who give a shit to put up a significant fight. "We" (as in German men around 18-30) make up 5% of the population.

and if i would be the last german amongst niggers
i will never leave my country

Katholiken anwesend? Könnt ihr mir das mal erklären, bitte?

Why im posting with a meme flag?
>fuckingm00t...

fake

Was gibt es da zu erklären, du Spast? Such dir mal lieber einen richtigen Beruf, du Pisser!

wtf
those arab names?

didn't he also canonize Nick Foles after he won the Superbowl?

Want to visit a non fucked up countryside part of Germany.

Is Bavaria any good? The black forest?

>black forest
is baden württenberg
i recommend the bavarian forest next to the czech border

saxonian Switzerland is nice

>SPD
>FAmilie
>Justiz
>FInananzen

>CSU
>Digitales xDDDD

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAhahhahHAHHAhahhahahahahhahahhahahahha

Deutschland is finito!

Who is getting Landwirtschaft now, the same guy that cucked them on their glyphosat thing, also will Maaslein get to be minister of justice again.

>CSU
>DIGITALES
youve got to be joking

no and probably

>Justiz and Familie to the SPD again

Great, we're getting 4 more years of the unholy leftist clusterfuck of "charities" funded by the SPD advising Maas on what constitutes a hate crime.

> leftist clusterfuck of "charities" funded by the SPD advising Maas on what constitutes a hate crime.
led by literal STASI spooks.

>welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173286756/Grosse-Koalition-Union-und-SPD-einigen-sich-auf-Koalitionsvertrag.html

Schulz gets Auswärtiges Amt = full pull EU cuckery
Hamburg mayor Scholz (see G20 riots) gets Finance Dept. = i.e. total spending spree for niggers and shitskins

This is Sweden-tier excellationism in it's purest form.

>Neuland check

classic gif related

not gonna hold 4 years anyway

The comment section, though.
The Normie is getting restless.

the next 4 years are going to be a fight and we will win it
you can count on me just as much as i count on you my beloved kameraden
nice trips
>"joa jetzt mochma amoi a gscheites kabel eini des kann ja do net so schwer sein - i moan....des is doch koa hexenwerk! des kenna da die asiaten a"
>"i mog a a schneis internet mocha! da geh her und schau her wie schnei die seitn da aufbaut!"
>"ja horst zukunft is scho was faszinierendes ge?"

CSU will be decimated in autumn state elections if they are playing along to this clownfest.

The Mitgliederentscheid will fail.
The GroKo leadership fucked themselves by promising Schulz the foreign ministry.

>jo Sacklzement nocheins, des Weh-Lan-Kabel is hie... wos moch man do?

pic related

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havent thought about that actually
duuuuuh we will wreck their buttholes here
i am so ready to convert my whole block

It was only a question of time but somehow I'm still hoping it fails haha. They don't do themselves a huge favor with that however. It the most obvious now it's all about maintainance of power and not politics. And whatever they do, the AFD will pour salt into their wounds in the parliament.

oh hopefully people will start jumping the CDU ship as well

topkek user
>ich muss mich besaufen
also very nice

>"nah i glaub des is da routa"
>"ge des a switsch"
>"zefix i glaub mia müssna do O-tuu oda glei die telekom....wie sogt man...konsultieren?"
>"i woas net i moan a megabyte in da sekundn is do zünftig oda ned? i moan mia redn hia von sekundenbruchteilen"
>"joa da is wos dran - mia san scho guad aufgstellt"

>pouring salt

Ohhh they wil suffer in the councils

>Chair of Judiciary Council
Stephan "Zeckenkärcher" Brandner (AfD Thüringen, right hand man of Holy Höcke)
youtube.com/watch?v=TYLoULaEvas

>Chair of Domestic Budget Council
Peter "Hayek Hammer" Boehringer
youtube.com/watch?v=xoHnPpFCaj8

Send us more gibs or we will remove the fence

Welt.de is ronnycentral you genius.

no, JF comment section is ronny central.

Ahahahahahaahahhahahaha that distribution of ministries ducking hell

You know you won't remove it.

basische Gestalt über den Mitgliederentscheid bitte?
kann Merkel-kun denen nicht mit Repressalien drohen wenn die aufmucken?

Please do. That's exactly the escalation we need. That joke of a GroKo will do absolutely nothing to stop another couple of millions of illegal immigrants and then it's finally showtime.

go ahead plox

This is not Sup ForumsDeutschfaden, Bernd. Please write in English or some autistic mod will kill the thread.

As for your question. Technically Merkel can do nothing about it other than "or else..." rhetoric. ATM there's consideration on a constitutional level to prevent the referendum but that also is kinda idiotic, since SPD is a political party and not a nationstate.
I think the Jusos will wreak havoc before the referendum. Maybe there will be even a majority that will decline the coalition. In that case they will repeat the referendum in good EU manner until the "result" is """correct"""

BUT, with the current situation and SPD getting WAY TOO MUCH for their electoral mandate (6 major departments including Foreign Office, Justice and Finance), the Jusos will probably stop kvetching and reee'ing and try to elevate themselves into those departments.
They are, after all, socialist apparatshiks.

>ATM there's consideration on a constitutional level to prevent the referendum but that also is kinda idiotic, since SPD is a political party and not a nationstate.

I think the argument is that by allowing non-Germans to participate in the internal party vote they'd indirectly influence German politics.

That's actually a valid point. Didn't think about it, although I'm keenly repeating that SPD is literally trying to replace their electorate because their old voter base is literally dying off.

remember their faces guys

I've read that, and it's a retarded argument.
There's no difference between party members electing a national comitee, and the comitee saying "No, we won't have this coalition", and party members directly saying "No, we won't have this coalition".

me gud americansci speak now ok

SPD vote good because happy, Merkel happy.
CDU not happy, vote bad, Merkel not happy, what do?

There's no difference, because in both cases people who are not eligible to vote in state or federal elections get a say in this matter

> i will never be a minister in a merkel government
> ez foreign minister in merkel government
people vote these spineless cunts, baka

this
>i fucked up
>i am minister nao

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1uN5QoxB5k

new vid by anabel /ourcanister/

What a punchable face.
Gas the kikes race war now!

hats off to him though. they knew merkel would sell her parents to a bunch of raping niggers to remain chancellor. the pressure they put on her with the mitgliederentscheid earned them the most important ministries

cuckservative thot

>muh evil "brown" höcke :'(

and he is just as awful as the face suggests, literally everything that's wrong with politics

OLAF SCHOLZ TO BE VIZEKANZLER
>OLAF SCHOLZ TO BE VIZEKANZLER
OLAF SCHOLZ TO BE VIZEKANZLER

That guy said "Seien Sie unbesorgt: Wir können die Sicherheit garantieren." prior to G20, international commie-fuckfest.

> "Do not worry! We can guarantee Safety and Security!"

are u a woman?
no? then why waste half an hour on a dumb broad blabbering her meaningless opinions into a camera hmm?
shit like this is literally women giving advice to other women about how a """"rightwing"""" woman is supposed to conduct herself, it just happens to be slightly politically themed, cuz the attacks create a strong emotional response in them

Das Innenministerium soll zukünftig von der CSU geführt werden,
>das Verteidigungsressort weiterhin von Ursula von der Leyen.

to be fair she is some sort of journo and writes for tichyseinblick. but still, she is an insufferable cuskervative thot:

>i won't settle down and have children because MUH CAREER and to expensive
>what? why are they flooding the countries flooding with muslims??? muslims are icky; i don't like them

i don't even know why i still follow her on twitter

these quads
nope but its better to hear this in the background like a broadcast instead of listening to mindless gabber kek

hier ausfag, hofft du krauts bekommst dein handeln zusammen und beeinflust deine Landsleute wie die guten Kinder Deutschlands. Godspeed von Down Under

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exactly!
>CAREER
>muh imma model why isnt there some rich fag marrying me after my beauty went down the drain
>muh german men are fags

The worse it gets, the better it is. Another term with even crappier govmt and maybe we'll see enough people fed up with it to actually change things.

If get: AfD, FDP and CSU coalition next

the amount of beta-orbiters repyling to her tweets and worshipping her is utterly disgusting, too

I want to see her getting fucked by a bunch of fresh of the boat black.
she could breed lots of qt mixed babies