Fucking Gold- Senate dumps 10000s of FBI texts today

Mine the 470 pages of newly released texts between Strzok & Page for gold:

hsgac.senate.gov/download/appendix-c_-documents

Some of this shit is cringeworthy.
Some of this shit is sad.
Some of this shit is cryptic.
Some of this shit is fucking hilarious.
Much of this shit is fertile meme gold.

Autists and DC-Anons will be required to help make sense of some of it.

Get in here faggots; it's a gold rush!

Other urls found in this thread:

hsgac.senate.gov/download/appendix-c_-documents
c-span.org/video/?415070-1/federal-officials-testify-fbis-investigation-hillary-clinton&live
hsgac.senate.gov/download/appendix-c_-documents
washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/5/dnc-email-server-most-wanted-evidence-for-russia-i/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Reading these and Hillary/Podesta emails, it's insane how all they do is talk about what is getting published in the Post and the Times

>all they do is talk about what is getting published in the Post and the Times

That's not entirely true: they also talk about NPR.

Remember: it could be illegal to read this stuff, guys. We should probably wait for CNN to vet the information for us.

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PDAnon predicted this

>please don't ever text me again
Pete Strzok the cock blocked

LISTEN TO THIS MAN, GO TO BED EVERYONE.

Some previous breads to find user's finds
PDF of the texts (75 MB)
hsgac.senate.gov/download/appendix-c_-documents

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Good bread OP, have a bump.

Bumperino

>Having all your cringy texts with your lover published online, and an army of autists and trolls poring over them.

When one of them gets suicided, it won't be suspicious.

checked. Impressive work user. your a warrior.

Thank god this thread exists, reminds me of yesteryear Sup Forums

Pizzahut user predicted this.

She's looking rougher these days

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SPREAD IT ANONS.

Made a graphic, might be helpful

thanks, this is rather big

Hillary is an android

the 1 post by this id train rolls in, another quality thread no doubt, i look forward to all of your expert memes and concise infographics.

>REDPILL MUH NORMIEEES!
>NO NOT ON THE KIKES, ON THE DEMS!!

He likes em with big noses

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

wow holy shit I remember this gif coming up before and we thought she had some kinda stroke

everything is falling into place

The Legend of Zelda user predict this would happen. He also gave me a red candle.

Side note: OP is not a fag. Don't go to sleep. Read through this shit.

Can't attack this until morning, but Have a bump.
Godspeed, anons.

Palm Pilot user sued him and stole his predictions.

what that person is lisa page right? they look so similar?

they're all reddit fags dude.
it's like the opposite of all the bullying is true. the real world (reddit) is full of pussies that cant handle the internet (Sup Forums)

bump faggots

>Reporter co-spazzing in a synchronized duet.

Fucking Kek! Good one, user. Have another (You).

I hope you faggots are actually sharing this shit in the normie-verse somewhere. If we don't spread it, there's no point in even discussing it here.

i will repost some stuff but please look again through these threads . Even if it was already found, it doesn't mean it can't be posted again, and since this is like 12 hours old there are probably things missed.

Who is the Bill they constantly refer to?

context on this frequently posted image

That's a good rundown, thank you user.

c-span.org/video/?415070-1/federal-officials-testify-fbis-investigation-hillary-clinton&live
>Related investigation on the same day. (42 min mark is probably the most relevant)

Watch this and view the texts together, they are freaking out over Jason Herring "not following the script".

Bill Priestap, one of their superiors

This is good, user, but there's so much more interesting in these texts than any Obama implications. I spent a few hours reading them today, and although I've read less than half of them, they gave me such a clear impression of how shitty, petty, and political the upper 3-5 echelons of the FBI is, and how pathological the relationship between the FBI and the DOJ leadership is. I think this is more important than any indirect implication of Obama, and I don't see how it can be reduced to a screen cap or infographic.

Please do not text me ever again.

added their pics cause it's funnier that way

Look at those fucking horse teeth

Page 499 and 500 are CRITICAL!

Page 499 discusses deepdives. Which is what it's called when they use prism looking you up. The programs are x-keyscore and deepdive.

Page:
>Maybe, maybe not. Honestlv, were just going to try it out while still trying to keep me on team. And l got us both invited to the case deep dives they are doing every day this week.

Strozk:
>Thanks for the deep dives. l knew Andrew was going today but had our meeting as a conflict and didn't have a chance to say l should be there.

And pg 500 Strozk gets limp dick btfo! Looks like his usefulness ran out.

Strozk:
>And l deeply sincerely meant it earlier when l said l simply want I vou happy.

Page:
>Then don't join the team

>Annotations are very helpful.

Have a (You).

might as well do this famous one

>what is inadmissible evidence

That's page 502. Im working my way backwards from 502 - 1.

All I can think whenever i see that pic is
>ewwwww, more gum than teeth

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lol, you think this is ever going to court?

Oh no, not by a long shot. Every bit of info that comes out is another bullet in the chamber, every lie another reason to pull the trigger. Those who are doing wrong are being judged by the only court that matters, the court of public opinion.

Jesus she looks like slenderman or the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas.

These people still have jobs.

why does she say "please dont ever text me again"

>pg 500 Strozk gets limp dick btfo! Looks like his usefulness ran out.

My thoughts exactly when I read it. She clearly had made the calculation that she had extracted maximum use out of him, and it was time to exchange him for a new host. Seems like she was targeting the "Aaron" mentioned on the last few pages as her next stooge to suck and fuck her way up. He was certainly dealing out some cockblockage to poor little Peter...

One bump of cocaine for everyone in here. No sleep til gitmo!

What made her say that like that?

She realized she was going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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Page 498, message 7. Page to Strozk
>Perfect. Did you bounce the idea of SC off of (redacted) (Short name only 4-5 letters)
>SC stands for "Special Counsel"

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She was calling the shots. And he was strung along with pussy.
>Lesson learned user, NEVER let pussy weigh on your conscious between 'right' and 'wrong'

I see I found what they're really trying to slide.

Top kek if this is true.

This is the important thread? Oh good. Comfy time.

Can't we at least get some hot bitches subverting our country? I get that they are essentially lackeys but come on, please send us something better than roasties.

added more stuff

Can't find it

>Unironically believes in slide threads
Probably should kill yourself fatso

Nah kys

I know, she's gross as all hell

True if Big

All we have is a trashy pdf?

wew lads

Good work, user. We need a growing rubric for all the acronyms, abbreviations, codenames, nicknames, and other jargon. I could figure out much of it as I read, but there was a lot that I didn't understand, especially at first. All the arcana makes the big barrier to comprehension caused by the disjointed nature of the communications that much more difficult to surmount.

How did we miss the DNC digging at the socialist grandpa

Page to Strozk also page 498
>And we talked for about an hour on Friday night and used exactly that word, partners. With a plan to give the grunt work to two of the younger attorneys

2017-06-18 Strozk to Page
>Yeah, l think you two would be super good to get her. \n\n And l'm getting you great agents and analysts...

This is them setting up the (SC) Special Council...Robert Muller

hsgac.senate.gov/download/appendix-c_-documents
Up top, it will say 1 of 502 in the top left corner. Change 1 to 498 then hit enter. Scroll down a few lines.

>in what universe is it the DHS' job to track foreign govt agents inside the US
are you fucking kidding me?

My favourite. Immediately following Trump's win.

Fucking post it nigger

You have been kidded for the last time.

this

>PS: I just saw my first Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. Made me want to key the car.

>LP: He's an idiot like Trump. Figure they cancel each other out.

Kek. What page was this, user? Need a cleaner image.

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page one of the actual text I believe, and doing my best.

Thanks, it seems people get left out because they don't understand the jargon or the numerous actors involved. Here it's not a case of LURK MOAR FAGGOT because it's only been out for less than 20 hours. I've followed this well but didn't even know about strzok until today, but now it seems he is type of cancer we need to get rid of.
It's not because he is liberal leaning, it's because he is a lunatic who bought into CNN plus influence from his lover.

He needs to be punished severly. I would be in favor of a firing squad or hanging, but I think this would miss the point. His connections need to be evaluated so shit head sluts like Lisa Page can't penetrate the FBI. There is a huge club in D.C. which you probably saw from pizzagate, but it goes much farther. Nobody in the rest of the US would approve of this country club mentality the top DC officials abide by. Normal people buy clothes that will survive their work, while this exclusive, nepotistic DC club buys expensive garments and feasts on lobster and champagne, and attends their thinktanks that promote war without any regard for the working man.

Fuck them all to hell. But fuck them all to hell in a way that doesn't kill us.

Nice thread, but unfortunately.... These are pretty worthless.

I just spend hours scrubbing this entire thing, and there is literally nothing worthwhile.

Oh well.

Maybe next time.

faces on posted excerpts are mandatory, thanks!

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Use image from
Or similar image, no need to make her look more attractive for people to sympathize with.

Not on my computer faggot, and this hunk of shit is barebone beyond normie version. Go to the page I gave you lazy fuck

Page 496:
Strozk to Page:
Plus, that will get out and go a long way in the court of public opinion. Maybe. That, or evidence of just how f'ed up we are

Well Strozk if your watching, at least you were right about 'one thing'. Merry fucking Christmas! Evidence of just how "f'ed up you are" (faggot) did get out...

Actually, I personally like
Even better

ITS clear she did that not as a breakup - but thats when she realized they might pull their text logs

Thanks, user.

p. 29 of PDF

you should do post some of these anti-Bernie ones on a leddit

stoke the fires a bit

might as well go to sleep

>Dems will never recover
Dems will never recover
>Dems will never recover
Dems will never recover
>Dems will never recover
Dems will never recover

Here ya go. Distilled redpill image

Gums take more space than the teeth on this "beauty"

>"Please don't ever text me again."

Forgot to mention the Think tanks like Atlantic Council.

The original accusation of Trump/Russia collusion came from CrowdStrike, an internet security company. The CEO of the company is part of the Atlantic Council, a pro war with russia think tank. The DNC refused help from the FBI and instead insisted on using Crowdstrike, which, without evidence, asserted that russia was responsible.

Think tanks like atlantic council are extremely influential on both parties and it's pretty fucking appalling that any political party would utilize their related services OVER the FBI. The DNC was completely clueless this last election and they can all kys themselves.

One source
washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/5/dnc-email-server-most-wanted-evidence-for-russia-i/

Can we find out who the she trump was talking about on fox on 11/6/16.

>she is protected by a rigged system

noice