Kiwi/pol/ General - Nearly Friday Edition

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>Top Story - Jail, home detention for Filipino restaurateurs over exploitation of workers in Auckland
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>News
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>Bill English says MPs back him as National Party leader
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>Amber-Rose murder investigation: 'Item of interest' found in quarry search
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>From $290 a week to $4000 a month - boost from joining Airbnb
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>Grant Robertson's U-turn on public debt hints at deeper concerns about markets
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>Perpetual Guardian to test four-day week
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Other urls found in this thread:

doc.govt.nz/news/media-releases/2018/sirocco-found/
twitter.com/DrJessBerentson/status/960623922856148992?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
stuff.co.nz/travel/themes/budget/101265721/principled-or-privileged-cashless-couple-rely-on-charity-to-travel-the-country
abc.net.au/news/2017-10-12/court-documents-four-homosexual-officers-targeted-by-nsw-police/9043792
radionz.co.nz/news/national/349897/200-chinese-tradies-to-complete-akl-hotel
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

We should literally be nuked.

1st for only good part of NZ

Deep South mate.

>sc*ttish
>votes national
>voted to change the flag
deep south is shite

They just voted because Key asked them to, National party loyalty and all that.

The Deep South have become nearly as cucked as Wellington. They are obsessed with chink bux and love refugees, flips and other assorted cheap labour.

>P-put solar panel on r-roof

I wonder what that faggot Rolinson's up to these days?

Only because the regions are empty as fuck because their kids ran off and aren't running the family farm.

AYO HOL UP
*puts on brightly-coloured autism sweater*
U BE SAYIN
*loses farm due to drought*
FUR REAL NAOW
*plays the bagpipes in public*
SO U BE SAYIN
*shoots up remote township*
U BE SAYIN
*elects Tim Shadbolt mayor for his 20th consecutive term*
US SOUTHIE BOYZ
*kills entire family because dad is fucking his prozzy sister*
HOL UP, HOL UP
*names all male children David and one daughter Davina*
U BE SAYIN
*dies in an earthquake*
WE BEST ISLAND AN SHIT?

Its their own fault their kids are little faggots who would rather run away to Melbourne for drugs and homosex instead of taking over their birthright farms and shagging sheep.

NZ is just a shittier version of tasmania.

funny thing is the cunts are gonna sell the places and give the kids like 20k instead of the 20 mil they could have gotten if they pulled their finger out

Mainland Australia is just a shittier version of New Zealand. Tasmania is the only place in the South Pacific worth protecting from nukes.

great to see my brothers from across the pond getting more active, more organised, and more motivated recently!

you guys are in a great position as nationalist activists:
>tiny population - opportunity for huge influence
>regardless of government formed, the *sentiment* last election was a big anti-immigrant push
>amazing gun laws

us aussies have been busy organising lastand meeting up (shock!) last year. keep at it with the regular threads, use discord as a mid-point to organising meetups / use voicechat to get to know people beforehand.


Godspeed!

NZ is just shit

many thanks brother, godspeed.

Bump. Here’s hoping that horse faces communist cow dies during child birth

>communist
m8 she's the Soc to winnie's Nat

yeah i heard you farmer lobby is making use of chink/invader labour?

Tasmania isn't in the pacific you dickhead.

Reminder to my fellow New Zealanders it is our duty to wipe the maori language from history. Send it into Oblivion.
The government pays on average $420million each year in a failed, pointless attempt to keep it alive. That's 15 flag referendums per annum.
Under no circumstances do I ever want to hear any of you use a single word of that horrible sounding tongue. It's called Mount Egmont, we have families not whanaus, we are New Zealanders not p*kehas.
Perfectly acceptable adaptions to the following
haka - war dance
kiwi - small flightless bird
Kiwifruit - Chinese gooseberry
Iwi - tribe

Why does New Zealand even exist? Stop kidding yourselves and just become part of Australia. You guys don't even have to change your flag. Like seriously, just do it already. At least that way the rest of the world would finally give a shit about you.

Look on the bright side, once the Chinese are the majority, they will go full "Falun Gong" on Te Reo

>the rest of the world would finally give a shit about you.
why would you want the rest of the world to even know your country exists

He's a fucking Hindu, what a real cuck

>why would you want the rest of the world to even know your country exists

This. NZ is better left alone.

lay off the do-bros you dumb fuck

I'd rather she spent the rest of her days explaining why the child resembles Justin Trudeau instead of Clarke Gaylord.

>The absolute state of NZF Youth

Thumbs up if you made money in the housing market today!

news last night
>something about a holocaust museum
>faggots should be able to get their gender reassignment surgery paid for by the tax payers

news tonight
>police take part in gay pride parade

unironically this

The farmer lobby, better known as The National party have been pushing chinks and other third world cheap labour into NZ for 28 years. Pic related is a typical example of a New Zealand farmer surrounded by his business associates.

The whole blue dragons shit needs to be called what it really is. Interference by a foreign government.

Kiwibros, what are the living prospects on your beautiful island like these days for foreign whiteys? If I wanted to sell all my shit and move myself and my family to NZ could we actually find work/housing, or is the culture Anti-American right now?

just wanted you all to know that I really seriously fucking hate jews

will be browsing ITT while watching Lethal Weapon

>foreign
FULL

FULL YOU DIM CUNT!!! FUCK OFF!!!

...

I think we should meme John Young (((Jian Yang))) for National leader. That might wake the dairy farmers up or at least trick them into posting racialist memes.

every NZ thread there is a yank asking what its like in NZ because he wants to move here, without fail
and every thread we tell you
IT
IS
FUCKING
SHIT

do not move here thinking its going to be a comfy all white peaceful place like 1950's Britain, this place is an absolute shithole, consider moving literally anywhere else

Finding work/housing will be the hardest part, so unless you are in an good industry where you get paid well, it will be a struggle here.

Hey guys, la creatura here. Me and a friend are trying to study abroad at the university of Auckland next year (spring semester). Are there any tips or advice any of y'all can give me? Is the liquor there cheap? Are all the girls legendary sluts (so I've been told)?

They are all Yellow

Liquor is very expensive. If your coming for pussy go to Waikato or Otago. Auckland girls are asians.

>trying to study abroad at the university of Auckland

literally fucking why?
you're country has much better universities/colleges than ours so why fly to the other side of the fucking world to study here?
also auckland is our version of commifornia concentrated in to 1 city and the university of auckland is the epicenter of all of that shit, enjoy


>Are all the girls legendary sluts (so I've been told)?
statistically speaking NZ has the sluttiest girls on the planet with 10 times the international average number of sexual parteners
according to numerous surveys we also have the least attractive women in the developed world, once again, enjoy

>kiwi girls and their broad shoulders
ewwww no, we mostly fuck tourist pussy.

This country is awesome, if you don't like it fuck off.

And no we are too far away to be part of Australia.

Amen, brother.
The monetary cost isn't even as bad as the cultural impact.
We in Australia have, regrettably, plenty of caveman names for towns - its a disgrace and joke.
I must say though, without trying to snide, you fellas are entirely more conceded to this nonsense of using their language than us.

Damn. Expensive liquor and just chinks, slightly dissapointing

I honestly just want to dick around somewhere for a semester, and NZ looks pretty. I'm from Chicago and I go to a painfully liberal college so I understand how these things work.

Are they really all that bad?

Damn I was pretty excited about going until I made this post, was gonna go to the financial aid office tomorrow and see how viable the trip is. Is the pot cheap by any chance?

Thats cause labour made it an official language

>also auckland is our version of commifornia concentrated in to 1 city
What are you actually on about Auckland is just Asian students while Victoria is white middle class communists

ahh true
when was that?

the national geographic review board is fucking shit up for them anyway lol
and all the Maori schools are being pushed to teach chink languages
>gee I wonder what Maori will do with all dat treaty settlement land

i guess I was thinking of wellington

late 1980s they went right wing economically going neo liberal and socially far left recognizing maori and giving them reparations legalizing sodomy and opening up the borders

Uhhhh, no lmao.

Word is whites are relocating to the southern Island. They realise they have fucked up and brought in too many pajeets and chinks.

Might as well just sell them the entire northen Island now and be done with it.

Just to remind everyone this is the Tainui Tribe's Chairman

Let the natives deal with Vihaan and Jiang.

Best news of a shitty year so far?
doc.govt.nz/news/media-releases/2018/sirocco-found/

WHAT RACE/SEX/GENDER WILL SLAY QUEENS BABY BE?

*bonus points if you correctly guess the sprogs name

ah damn that sucks bro
you're bloody right with the attitude of not capitulating to this language in daily life.

and on the money thing, i was reading about your land history (can't find the wiki article sorry) and it said some point about the government giving millions to the fobs in reparations, but then smugly added "estimated 1.5% of the total land worth" - yeah the worth whitey could get out of it

fucking this

whenever I hear white people say kia ora or refer to other whites as pakeha or use any other maori shit I want to fucking kill them, the only whites who use that shit often and unironically are wiggers and lefty cucks

also having maori names for cities was the worst idea ever, whenever anyone says they come from (maori name) I immediately lose 90% of my respect for them, it just sounds so fucking stupid and trashy and most of the time they are exactly that

...

A FUCKING MAORI
ON OUR FUCKING COAT OF ARMS

FUCKING FUCK ME IN THE FUCKHOLE

also our own native title acts have gotten out of control too. like almost all of SA for example

>yeah the worth whitey could get out of it
Back in the 90s the nats said basically a billion dollars would be the limit of paying out, then the tribes got uppity and its about 3 billion plus other land the crown gives them but now some tribes are saying they didn't give away sovereignty when signing the treaty so now they want reparations and their own sovereignty and also claim they only signed to a "Partnership" with the Crown

hope Taupo explodes again and we all fucking die to be honest

Watching the Topp Sluts on One.

Reckon they experimented with each other when younger?

>tfw stuff didn't allow my comments

its bullshit as well because in Auckland the council has just given all the mountains back to the local tribe even when that tribe sold the land directly to a settler which was even recorded through the courts

Just destroy SH6 at Haast and Lumsden, and SH8 at Omarama and Alexandra, and you've got your white ethnostate.

Whoa.

This is rare

you're living the NazBol dream brü

Pretty sure they stuffed rocks up each others cunts mate. Seems to be the thing to do

>rare
m8 there were at least 4 NZ/pol/ threads last week alone

The topp twins are the most degenerate thing on NZ television, wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that they're jews.

"Gee Ken, you're rock hard".

use it to your advantage when arguing with libshits - "look we respek our natives, also the treaty was only for us and them"

of course, we know they'll still guilt you because logic is just anti-white.
for example:
twitter.com/DrJessBerentson/status/960623922856148992?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

the comments are all whining like
"its good but waaah still colonial"

>Looking at selling house
>Get assorted wankers around for valuations
>Open first page of Mike Pero material
>This shit

Yeah man no Chinese influence at all on the property market, it's just those fucking racists.

"Partnership"

stop phoneposting nigger

but yeah, that is pretty fucked, you in auckland?

fucking Mike Pero. His mortgage business is bankrupt and he owes millions

You must have forgotten his Mike Pero Insurance and Mike Pero Real Estate

>What is a limited liability company

Send the ner Zillind cops around mate that'll learn him

Germany gets takey again stuff.co.nz/travel/themes/budget/101265721/principled-or-privileged-cashless-couple-rely-on-charity-to-travel-the-country

I used to prank call him when I was at highschool.

What is it with them?

>oi m8, no racism or transphobia or ill arrest u

Eurofag tourists should all be banned, they are bludgers

Why can't we be like aus?

abc.net.au/news/2017-10-12/court-documents-four-homosexual-officers-targeted-by-nsw-police/9043792

200 tradies from China flown into NZ radionz.co.nz/news/national/349897/200-chinese-tradies-to-complete-akl-hotel

Sorry bro, pc out of action atm. Christchurch reporting in, not a jaffa cunt.

Met him once, guy is a cunt.

te tiriti o waitangi or some shit

Is this gay shit common? I live in Christchurch and have never once seen a gay rainbow flag ever.

You guys should be part of Australia
>ihb4 you should be part of russia
Unlike you and aussies we and russians speak diferant langages and are diferant ethnicly, while there is no diferance ebtween australians and new zealanders.Bouth are anglos

They are Irish and have republican leanings while we don't

Stuff is pretty gay but the comment section is usually pretty based.

Irish and british are basicaly the same

Bold move posting in pol and exposing yourself to tracking lad. Enjoy never holding a position of governmental power.