Good day, sir. Your papers please

>Good day, sir. Your papers please.

Beautiful display of culture. If my country had land borders, surely we would wish for something very similar.

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I wish my face was that saddle. Smelling her bouncy farts as she rides.

Just admit it you want to be the saddle so you can fuck the horse.

this isn't your timeline

why not both?

>beautiful display of culture
>women are police officers

LMAO

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>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win
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That's how you do it, OP

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Ich bin da

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>both

oh, but we all know that europe is a bit queer like that. in russia, man is nurse and woman is doctor!!

what's the point of females in army? Do people really think they'll be on frontlines in case of war? Some might though. Only pourpouse for them I can think of is comfort women.

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Can't you at least make an effort and photos hoop bikini models riding sharks or something??!! -6/10 and I am just utterly disgusted.

Hallo

>(S)Hitler wanted to exterminate this

*raises private nuke*

medics, is the only useful thing that comes to mind, really.

One side, sonny. King of the Reich coming through.

Rolling

Strudelheimer reporting in

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Würfeln

nothing to see here magyar just your friendly Transilvanian

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gurítok

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rolling

Nobody asks for papers in Russia, this is such a meme.

You can practically work in Russia with a tourist VISA no one would care.

This image of Russia that foreigners get is so deluded, just to reinforce their imaginary views.

Russia is one of the easiest countries to migrate to, irrelevant of where you come from, irrelevant of your education or how serious your felony offences were.

Raids on illegal immigrant communities that operate on illegal business happen rarely.

Moscow is probably the most multicultural capital in Europe, and prior to all this migrants crisis flooding to Germany, Russia was 2nd only to the US in having the largest number of foreign born migrants.

Honestly the girl in the front looks arab

I've seen alot of them in army, as "equal" to men as soldiers. Which I doubt is a role they can fulfill if needed.

Eh fuck it, roll
Let's see what i get

well, shit

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Hello fellow Aryan.

Ironic

Reporting for duty

Poland has some of the ugliest women in my honest opinion.

Latvian and Russian are the best.

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I doubt it, but you're french so you might be expert on arabs

good game

roll

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ROLLLLLLLLLL

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Rollin

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Ja roll, mein furher!

H-here you go.

i got trips !!!

>Natalia Vidyanova
>polish
Pick one

let's do it

>Poland has some of the ugliest women in my honest opinion.
>see flag

opinion discarded.

yeah alright cunt gimme a sec

rollin'

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>High ranking NatSoc Aussie Reich official will personally lead the Axis invasion against Canada
oh wow

bloody Australians

Okay.

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great i started off as a horse-fucker and wound up a gay concentration camp victim. this thread sucks.

pureblooded aryan

>Law enforcement wearing ear buds and ruining their situational awareness
Typical women, retards

Maybe if you want to sweep streets or stock shelves. But I'm a legal foreign resident for 4 years now, and l could tell you stories about dozens upon dozens of hours spent collecting various "papers" for migration office of interior ministry. Medical, financial, Russian culture and language exams... You are talking out of your ass buddy. And I'm not "out of nowhere" migrant, I have a Russian wife and ancestry. Two years ago was the worst, hohol fucks got basically a free past going literally to the front of the queue I've spent LITERAL months in. Fuck the khakhar fucking khazarian pieces of human garbage. Crimea was a mistake.

so close to quads

Lollin

rolling

im brown so canada is coming to the rescue !

Heil victory!

I-I'm white I swear!

Thats is absolute bullshit mountain nigger.

>@159691505
hmmm

Roll

Black lives matter!!!

Hello my fellow SS

>>Good day, sir. Your papers please.
Fuck you bitch, I ain't giving you shit, I know my rights.

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Lol

2>1>3

>tfw norwegian volunteer ss ski battalion, in North Africa


Could've been worse I guess

Honorary me up, gweilo

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ich blaue division officier

Rooll

ROLLING FIR DE FATERLAND

could've been worse

These compilations of averages don't actually show anything you fucking retard, you're just looking for a justification for your retarded belief. Polish women are god tier, probably only a bit below Ukrainian and Russian.

How about my love instead, m'lady?

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Austrailia you glorious bastard.

Fug
Gommunism is still illegal in Singapore in 2018, too.
At least let my torture be the masturbation machines.

Shhheeeeiiiiiitttttt

Went to Poland three times and I wouldn't say they're ugly but certainly not very pretty in general.
Russians are #1