Is Seto Kaiba the very definition of an Alpha Male?

Is Seto Kaiba the very definition of an Alpha Male?
>rich as fuck
>owns the most powerful and advance corporation in the world
>top-tier sense of fashion
>/fit/
>not a manlet
>man of science and technology
>certified genius
>known to have superhuman atlethicism and skills
>good looking
>has a customized Blue Eyes White Dragon private jet
Not to mention with KaibaCorp's power, influence, and technology. Kaiba could even run every country's government and turn them into puppets if he actually wanted to.

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shame about the autism

>Kaiba could even run every country's government and turn them into puppets

Didn't DIva imply that he was already doing that in the movie?

>be the man who will move humanity to the next level
>waste all resources to make a kid's card game
This is why rich families needs at least two offspring or an illegitimate one.

But is he the King of Games?

>be the man who will move humanity to the next level
>discard all that and go to the past just to play a children's card game

>at least two offspring
They did. Noah got killed and Mokuba probably would done something even more stupid if he had the power.

He even has faith in his bro, the whole movie everyone was saying atem was gone and seto was the only one who believed till the very end. A true man among men

Kaiba even managed to build a time machine and travel back to ancient Egypt with his life on the line just to have a rematch against Atem.
I can't honestly think a single character who is a better rival than Kaiba.

Are we going to have this thread everyday? Seto is truly best boy among all.

I don't think that was a time machine. I'm pretty sure the implication was that he found Atem in Heaven

How can anyone else compete?

>not a manlet
>lose to a manlet
POTTERY

>can't beat a manlet and his slightly less manlet descendent in a card game

I swear not even Lelouche's Geass can control this guy.

>tfw the best duel is fanmade
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Daily reminder that KC in his belt stands for Kaiba Cock.

It's a time machine or Kaiba managed to enter the afterlife and find Atem.
There are no limits when you're as brilliant as Seto Kaiba.

lol

Top kek

>richer than Batman
There you go.

Yes he is a crazy leader

Canon accepted!

Is DDOD worth watching if you only ever watched duel monsters? I didn't even watch GX so have no idea about any of the new mechanics

Yes

Machine let him go to the afterlife, given Atem recognized him.

Does he pack a big one?

Not only big, but his cock skills are top tier.
I bet he could fuck an heterosexuals man in the ass and still make it very enjoyable, thats how good his game is.

>still a kissless manchild virgin obssessed with children's card game.

How is it possible to achieve Kaiba levels of smug in real life?

It's a pure sequel to Duel Monsters. It makes no references to any other series, plot or game mechanics, whatsoever.

It does however introduce its own mechanics that make no sense.

...

Well he managed to fuck and mindbroke an Egyptian goddess so that must be a wonder of a cock.

Has there ever been a better theme?

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for you

How the fuck did Kaiba summoned Obelisk again?

They were fighting in the burial place where the cards were also buried. That along with his natural affinity with the God enabled him to summon him. The movie is filled with bullshit and asspulls.

It's still enjoyable.

>has a customized Blue Eyes White Dragon private jet
how could i forget the jet