Symphogear AXZ

How much longer until she does more than be cute this season?

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Why doesn't anyone save us from the plague that these subs are?

remember if you don't like the "save everyone even the villains" attitude the main cast has, stop watching the series because it's not going to change any soon.

Probably in 3-4 episodes when she develops a method for letting Maria and the lolis use their geahs without Linker based on the moment of insight when she saw Maria's aura, just in time for them to join the fray and turn the tide of some battle.

Elfnein is very very cute!

Just watch it raw.

Carol was cuter

>maria doing anything other than jobbing
now that's something I'll have to see to believe

Reminder Maria rhymes with worst Geah

Remember, if you try carrying shitposting over from previous threads because you think this is a rolling general (and are wrong at that) that you should kill yourself.

Maria is so pathetic.

She's already set up to analyze the chip from Dr. Ver to make a more permanent LiNKER solution for DMJii and the trashcan

>she

When is Chris going to let the gay babies train properly?

More pirate Fine when

This is uncalled for. Poor Maria.

Could you stay contained in your gay shit threads, trapfag?

I never implied it's a he either.

If Elf9 was a genderless abomination last season, that was probably fixed when she took over Carol's body.

what manners of beasts have symphogear threads attracted

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I'm pretty sure that science says that when Elf9 absorbed kyararu's memories then she also absorbed her cunny as well

>Efl9 absorbed
Pretty sure it was technically the opposite since Elf9 was mortally wounded at that point.

chossei!

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oh, he finished it? at least I remember it being less refined

>tfw hate top dad.
>wish bad things would happen to him
>but know that this would traumatise Hibiki
I'm conflicted.

I want to lick thaat sweaty body.

I want to impregnate muscle mommy!

>not wanting a season of hardcore suffering
what sort of loser are you?
hibiki suffering was the best part of G

Is there a story behind that line of her's in the OVA short? I feel like I'm missing some context that made it funny on top of being very cute.

But Hibiki is almost always suffering in one way or another. Gets boring.

This is your villain for tonight.

not if you're a hardcore bikkifag like me

Actually a google reveals this
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I know,
>tumblr

It's just a local festival Senpai
>that bikki
God bless

>be hardcore bikkifan
>want to see her suffer endlessly
you're a terrible person, user

I fixed your STUPID Bikki and her STUPID HAIR.

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Sauce on artist?

>Make me a woman, Tsubasa
What did she mean by this?

Ruined her.

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She wants Tsubasa to sheathe her "sword" in her.

>Marisa gets visible muscles but Bikki doesn't
>b-b-but w-what i-if otakus dislike it a-and t-then we lose sales, w-we cant risk it on our protagonist!

Bravo.

>tfw no toned Hibiki
What's the point of all the training if you don't look /fit/ after it all?

>Marisa

Do breasts really get bigger with phonic gain?

Symphogear is all about power, ze.

Yes.

But she looks like a dyke now.

Now?

God damn it

pancake butt

Then why did Maria job against the snake that Hibiki one-punched?

What's wrong with that?

I hope all the new villains this season will just die off instead of joining the main cast.

frogposter will join the rest will fuck off to do their own thing but will be on good terms like fine

But the entire plot of S3 was Hibiki wanted to save Carol but she was too far gone to be saved. I wouldn't be surprised if Hibiki had to kill someone this season. Nanoha eat your heart out type thing.

Elf9 will put Carol in the doll relic

What is your favorite crack pairing?

Either Hibiki x Topdad or Crack-kun x Troid.

They are adults so they will probably die

Miku and Chris

BikkiDad x BikkiMom

Hibiki's anus x my tongue

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>like
but she is a dyke

Me x Chris

But the only one stupid enough to ship them is Bik-

Oh, I see what you did there.

Tsubasa's dad and Tsubasa's mom

I'm expecting one of them other than Germaine to turn out to be psychotic and die and the other two to end up beaten while still ostensibly "villains", but will probably show up to help in some future season. Tiki joins the main group.

Hekki Hecchara!

Stand up! Lady!!

"Ready, ready, stand up! Lady!!"

Hi, good morning!
I put on lipstick that's just a little strong and wink at the mirror

Stand up, lady!
Heels too high? No problem, I'm walkin' against the wind

The world changes with just a little confidence
(Which way should I choose)
Left, right, any way is a good way!
Come lady, ready go!!

Whatever is put in front of me, I'll show you how I overcome them
Work and romance are as easy as pulling on a lever

Everyone follow me, watch my back
Even if I'm sometimes a weakling, please love me?
"Why, why, why love?"

What's up? Baby!
I'll stand tall even without imitating anyone

I'm the only one!
The most important thing is to stand as yourself

What's the definition of a good woman?
(It's how she makes her entrance)
Someone who's PAN from the bottom
I'll be that kind of woman

I'm supposed to have become the ideal kind of woman
But have I become the type to lie in ambush with her arms folded?

But there are still days when I'm laughed at and turn red
Even if I'm weird sometimes, please love me?
"Why, why, why love?"

Strength comes in many forms
I couldn't have realised that alone
Where I'm lacking, I want everyone to
Gather and move forward together
Someday I want to sing that song and laugh together

Somebody important left two words behind
If I live a little longer, will I come closer to understanding them?

Everyone follow me, watch my back
Even if I'm sometimes a weakling, please love me?
"Why, why, why love?"
"I wanted to tell you that's why love "

Maria x Winning

Hibiki's navel x Miku's tongue

Even Maria acknowledges how useless she is

>without imitating anyone

and she still fucks up

Does Genjuro x Ryoko count?

>Symphogear generals

The second isn't crack, surely you can spot a tsundere romance by now.

TsubaChris is pretty cute.

Ver x Mankinds Devotion

Tsubasa x her dad

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It's crack until they start having hatesex over their favorite stupid yuri ships. So like maybe 3 more months.

You are a shame to all bikkifags and need to hang yourself.

I just enojy seeing the girls I like suffer, it's a sign of my love

Maria will start winning once she successfully woos Tsubasa.

One thing I always find weird is that no one ever tries to ship Hibiki and Tsubasa even though they've been fighting together the longest. They really never had any chemistry did they? Seems like they never even have interaction.

>love topdad
>love the topdad joke persona
>love biki
>tfw no conflict only comfort
Sucks to suck, user.

So never?

>They really never had any chemistry did they? Seems like they never even have interaction.
This was really obvious in GX. They had almost zero direct interaction with each other throughout those 13 episodes.

Hibiki is generally off limit so only a few people really into crack posting even bother doing anything with her

Unyon x Hibiki

S1 had the whole "Tonight /u/" image with them. It might not really be much now but back then it was at least joked about.

>I'm gonna be like Maria-onee-chan!

>If I like eating garbage, I can't lose!
You sound Canadian.

XDU fun.

Why is Maria so useless?
Why is Maria so unoriginal?
Why does Maria steal moves from other people?
Why does Maria exist?
What purpose does Maria serve in the story at this point?
Why is Maria so alone?