Anyone have a link to that Trump victory video? I just remember it had a clip of Styx saying that "there are over 9000 dedicated shitposters from Canada alone"
Jack Jenkins
OP IS LEAVING (FOR REAL) THIS TIME
NEW BAKER IS STILL REQUIRED
NEW BAKER IS STILL REQUIRED
NEW BAKER IS STILL REQUIRED
Tyler Barnes
This better not be what that user last thread wanted to post
Anyone have a list of all the resignations and firings at the DOJ/FBI since McCabe last week?
Luis Bailey
you lied once, you could easily be lying again
Eli Allen
I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Sup Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!" I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.
I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero...
Ayden Murphy
Women's contribution to art everybody.
Isaiah Robinson
...
Asher Parker
why leave
Ian Lopez
I can bake. Maybe. Probably.
Adam Bailey
Becoming private citizens won’t help them. It’s too late.
Jaxson Richardson
Guys, is the economy still doing well even if the stock market is falling?
Connor Thompson
...
Carson Evans
STAWWP
Jose Lewis
Buying tendies
Well, I went for a shower before leaving the house and I feel really bad when leaving without anyone declaring baking, but now I'm actually leaving the house
Julian Reed
Government shutdown hype!
Adrian Sanchez
Stale pasta is moldy.
Tyler Edwards
Women's contribution to cooking everyone.
Kayden Lewis
Markets are crashing because the feds are raising interests rates and everyone is realizing that they are going to have to raise it actually pretty fucking high to avoid the massive inflation Obama's ((cronies)) at the reserve caused.
We had two presidencies at 0.25% and got terrible fucking growth. Without Trump we would be absolutely fucked, thank fuck he can guide the economy through this shit.
The market is crashing BECAUSE the economy is doing so well you stupid nigger
David Campbell
Is it shutting down? I heard something about a deal
Jonathan Ortiz
Fuck off, this happened to me today
Aaron Reed
Yeah, but losing ~2000 points in a week and a half still fucking hurts.
Easton Sullivan
That effective zero rate, easy mode for King Nigger.
Josiah Reed
MONDAY (Feb. 12, 2018)
>Minnesota State House 23B (Special Election)
>(Republican) Jeremy Munson
>Minnesota State Senate District 54 (Special Election)
>(Republican) Denny McNamara
TUESDAY (FEB. 13, 2018) >Florida State House District 72 Special Election James Buchanan is running
>Georgia State House District 175 (Special Election) John Lahood is running.
>Oklahoma State Senate District 27 (Special Election) Casey Murdock is running.
Charles Gray
is this the kind of mathematics the jews come up with because they don't use the plus sign?
Blake Cox
Of course
Brody Ross
Thank you for posting this, to many pink wojacks don't understand that this correction right now is needed rather than letting the bull market continue unabated
Daniel Wilson
>VICE Facing financial challenges and resorting to shock media.
Julian James
Rep. Matt Gaetz Verified account @RepMattGaetz 2h2 hours ago
Yesterday confirms our suspicions that donations made to Clinton Foundation were a factor in the State Dept's decision to approve the sale of U.S. uranium assets to Russia. This pay-for-play corruption is intolerable. I have called for an investigation into the Clinton Foundation
Sebastian Brown
He just lies guys, why does he always lie?
Ryan Lopez
The Kevin Spacey of his time, Anons.
Wyatt Taylor
please do
William Watson
Hurts who? Day traders? Boo fucking hoo Anyone banking on retiring soon or already retired deserves it if they're still this invested in stocks that it hurts them that much. Everyone else can ride it out.
Andrew Roberts
W I N N I N G
Landon Ward
Feel like this pasta is based on a Plebbit SJW "I showed that nazi" story but have yet to find it..
Christian Cox
and he had a 1.5% growth rate. Yet again we proved socialist economic theory does not fucking work It's also pretty funny seeing liberals go from "obama caused the market rally also the markets don't mean anything" to "this is all trumps fault and the market crashing will doom us all" in little under a week
Carter Rodriguez
Yes.
Ayden Nguyen
He's Canada's Joe Kennedy.
Jack Butler
>Freemantle
Jaxon Roberts
We'll see.
James Mitchell
>smiling-sessions.jpg
Nathaniel Bailey
kek
Charles Brown
>I have called for an investigation into the Clinton Foundation
Correct me if I am wrong but is there not one already? I recall articles posted on prior occasions of Sessions reopening an investigation into the CF.
Luke Bailey
The DOW is falling because of market corrections. At the beginning it was predicted that these losses would happen over the course of 3 days.
Jackson Flores
How else are they going to get there? That map doesn't even show their stop in Singapore.
Henry Fisher
That's nice sweetie but there isn't any marijuana involved
Cameron Sanders
OOOO they're back! ayyYYYYY should I do it? [source: Indeed] Field Representative Progressive Turnout Project - United States $15 - $20 an hour - Part-time Position Summary Progressive Turnout Project (PTP) seeks Field Representatives for upcoming special elections and the November 6, 2018 midterm elections. This is a great, entry-level position for people of all types with a passion for politics. Field Representatives will mobilize specific communities of voters in an effort to increase voter turnout, elect Democrats, and resist the Trump agenda.
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Responsibilities Communicate with assigned voters in a community via door-to-door canvass, phone, and text Secure commitments to vote and assist voters in making a vote plan Maintain professionalism and sincerity at all times, especially when communicating with voters Reports to District Director Other duties as needed Required Qualifications Passion for electing Democrats and progressives Strong verbal communication skills Ability to meet deadlines and goals Access to reliable transportation (daily travel within district required) Preferred Qualifications Previous political canvassing experience, either as staff or volunteer Salary and Benefits $15-20 per hour (based on qualifications and experience) Employer-sponsored health insurance Transportation stipend Full- or part-time
Liam Jenkins
Yes this is a normal correction because the underlying economy and fundamentals are really really strong.
4% GDP growth, wage growth, more jobs, normal interest rates, normal inflation will all come to you if you post a rare Taylor itt
Henry King
>socialist economic theory The new meme should be calling it "American Isolation Economic Theory" since we weren't selling other countries good made here
Jordan Gomez
What's your problem with Fremantle?
Gavin Reyes
I'm losing my job (and now 401k) if that's any indication... thinking about recertifying my Edu degree and getting a Mr. user job again.
Landon Diaz
Not going to happen.
Pelosi can't filibuster even if she wanted to. The only hurdle now in the House is from fiscal conservatives.
Julian Jackson
Hahahahahahaha Canadaians are the best shitposters now, we literally killed the aussies and surplanted them
Ayden White
DAS RITE
Cooper Thompson
What was your job
Samuel Powell
well if you don't it's gonna be another chink leaves and thread goes into complete and utter disarray episode
Anthony Rogers
It's in Australia..
Owen Allen
WE
Carson Wright
>Cut taxes >Revenue actually goes up >Reagan laughs from Heaven
Brandon Flores
Just sell off your belongings and join a monastary.
Austin Cox
Are Trump and Xi done wooing each other I guess? we tried
Justin Powell
Yaaaay. I love it when terrorists perish
Nolan Scott
Are you losing your job because of the economy? Because I highly doubt that.
Jason Reed
Why are anime girls going to the south pole?
Jaxon Thompson
...
Colton Jones
>white american superiority intensifies
Jaxson Barnes
Economy is doing great over here
Colton Jones
>Russian
B-but muh russia
Jeremiah Harris
No promises, but I'll try.
Nolan Williams
DELET THIS THE GOYIM CANNOT KNOW
Ian Ross
stiff upper lip breakroomanon. you'll make it!
Gabriel James
...
Ryder Kelly
They were attacking without Russian permission and Yanks protected their Kurdish allies. Kremlin was fine with it, so I've read. Of course, shills like you will believe RT and PressTV that this was LIKE ANNUDA SHOAH
Sebastian Watson
Managing logistics operations.
Carter Mitchell
Germans are strange
Isaac Price
Why aren't you?
Michael Bailey
You are a fucking fat ass then, probably wear size 40 khakis with giant tucked in polo shirts. Fucking doughnut splurging glorified dispatcher
Chase Torres
to be fair most of that is probably just failed anal insertions
Matthew Morales
Hmm I never fapped. I don't get it. You get off to your own hand? Thats what the other gender is for. Thats sounds gay.
Nathaniel Wood
Why would I?
Gabriel Hughes
This happens all the time everywhere Autoerotic asphyxiation, they basically hang themselves trying to edge but go too far
Just like all of WA. They don't even have a good name.
Nolan Turner
Thank (You) user for posting these. Everyone remember to vote!
Thomas Morris
Apprently it was what Robin Williams was doing when he deded
Kayden Smith
There has been some very quiet news about this in the past btw
>The Clinton Foundation’s donor disclosure site vastly understated support that the Clinton Global Initiative received from APCO Worldwide, a global communications firm that lobbied on behalf of Russia’s state-owned nuclear company.
>The site, created to detect conflicts of interest for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton because of her family’s various charitable efforts, shows APCO gave between $25,000 and $50,000 over the last decade.
>But according to interviews and internal documents reviewed by The Hill, APCO was much more generous and provided hundreds of thousands of dollars in pro-bono services and in-kind contributions to the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) between 2008 and 2016.
>For instance, an internal CGI document prepared in fall 2011 lists APCO’s in-kind contribution at $275,000 for that year alone. And APCO’s annual report on its global charitable efforts boasted of a large jump in support for CGI in 2011.
>“In 2011, APCO significantly increased its pro-bono support for CGI and, for the first time, our team managed the press around CGI’s America meeting, as well as its global Annual Meeting,” APCO stated in a report submitted to the United Nations Global Compact.
The sources are "internal CGI documents". The Clintons are now officially >F U C K E D
All those things are just called fun when used in sex... but masturbating?
Jack Wright
...
Jaxon Flores
Because it'd be pretty cool.
Jordan Thompson
Nah, just funposting. Small company got bought by big company and they're moving all assets to other locations and selling the one I worked at. Offered me a $70kyr position in Vegas but I won't uprooting the senpai and move across the country.
