/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/

TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/fv0wr5bMTDk
>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
youtu.be/bNrDeMqw8eM
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
youtu.be/r4o9auv3OZ8
>WH Video: VP Pence in Japan 2/7/18
youtu.be/_77K947zNoI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis) 2/7/18
youtu.be/mRosiCYbv_U
>AG Sessions in Tampa Bay FL 2/7/18
youtu.be/NZol0ZJ6N4Y
>AG Sessions @Reagan Alumni Assoc 2/6/18
youtu.be/DLL3AdhyZLo
>SoS T-Rex meets Jamaican PM HeyMon 2/7/18
youtu.be/JWSGiXP59As
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/COL Pres Santos 2/7/18
youtu.be/-q0XUlovxSU
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Kosovo 2/7/18
youtu.be/eziHOys4u-A
>We're gonna B52 the shit outta you 2/7/18
youtu.be/PjAc82pYUig
>Pres Trump/LEO roundtable on MS13 2/6/18
youtu.be/Tr7LbAtVFBg
>TrumpTV Ad: Disgraceful 2/6/18
youtu.be/L1amVK_5ztQ
>SoS T-Rex in Bogota Colombia 2/6/18
youtu.be/8oAgNTA-IxA
>SoS T-Rex/Peru Pres Kuczynski presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/sWkDVmPz6jM
>SoS T-Rex/Peru FM Aljovin presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/c8MPkPSEZo0
>State DepSec Sullivan on Afghanistan strategy 2/6/18
youtu.be/3xF9ZXbzVFs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ActAsstAG Cronan) 2/6/18
youtu.be/nAE6hMEwtEY
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, DefDep AsstSec Amber Smith) 2/6/18
youtu.be/EI-xAbcqLbU

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First time I saw a new one. Awoo?

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Make valentines great again!

Anti feminism is great.

GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WAN-DERFUL WOOVEMENT!

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Sup Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.

I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero...

Rand Shutdown when?

I like this edition

MAGA

Shouldn't there be some kind of memeball interaction involving Leafland and Quebec, considering they're not anglo?

MAGA!!

Why do heebs continuously write articles declaring white people are over, they deserve to die, that there's nothing you can do about it, reeee, etc., and then when white people do do something about it, they complain?

Is that a warewolf?

like he wont cuck to mcconnel who is from the same state

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURN ON CSPAN RIGHT NOW

RAND PAUL IS GONNA SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT

lol do it Randlet.

Bad bait try harder next time

They're stupid faggits is why.

holy fuck, Rand is destroying republicans and Trumps plan right now

Well you're a leaf, so shitting the best is like your national pastime.

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Is that a VW Bug?

BIT...COIN?

Please shutdown

i didnt know no better id say she has autism

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sorry if the OP is formatted a little weird. clover adds a bunch of extra spacing.
>implying anyone's would notice anyway

Whites report in
youtu.be/W8BvLZYcy4Y

White Urbanites as a % of the US population December 1st 2017
>8.8%
White Suburbanites
>39.5%
White Ruralites
>12.7%

Hands Small is doing what?

Can't defeat a man's arguments, just shoot him, right goys?

RAND WILL SHUT DOWN THE IMAGE SERVER REEEEE

MUH FUCKING DICK

ITS COMPLETELY RUINED! SELL WHAT YOU GOT!

it's a jew so probably a Buick or oldsmobile

In 2014 Chuck Schumer wanted a military parade.
In 2018, he calls it racist.

DO IT

> you will never be hurricana'd by her legs.

for user who said tay is magic.
>more than you know.

I don't want you to talk Mr Bond, I want to SHUT IT DOWN!!

Nah, it's OK, you did fine. The only problem with baking from Clover+pass is digging an appropriate image out and coming up with a title fast enough.

Was that from the Hannity tease/Mika-Joe mockery from the other night?

What is Rand Paul's argument? 20 words or less

we went first, it's not my fault you retards didnt follow suit

twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/961717580779094017

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

I AM IN CONTROL

>Randlet being a dickhole yet again
It's all so tiresome.

amiright.com/parody/90s/theymightbegiants33.shtml

>What’s stirred everything up? Is it all about Trumpism?
>It’s Trump and uneducated rednecks. Trump is just telling them what they want to hear. I used to hang out with him. He’s a crazy motherfucker. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him. I used to date Ivanka, you know.

>Wait, really?
>Yes, sir. Twelve years ago. Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter KidadaA former model and current designer, Kidada is the daughter of Jones and his ex-wife Peggy Lipton. Jones’s other daughter with Lipton is the actress Rashida Jones. Jones has five other children, with four other women. , said, “Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.” I said, “No problem. She’s a fine motherfucker.” She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.

is it true /ptg/ did Quinvy Jones fuck Ivanka? Has she been B L A C K E D??

>Hear a bunch of whining about how the new spending bill will balloon the size of the gov
>Look it up
>$296 billion over two years
>Oh shit, that's a lot. Wait -
>$160 billion for national security and $90 billion for disaster relief
Why is Rand so triggered over this?

No Taxation Without Representation

Wow

ALL

are you
TEAM RAND
or
TEAM TRUMP-REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT

Have you fags seen this yet?

>Timeline of Treason

directorblue.blogspot.com/2017/12/a-timeline-of-treason-how-fbi.html

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fuck roads and unfuck NAPeople

I just start really early. It's a cunt though, even on my psuedo tablet.

aww shit forgot the link vulture.com/2018/02/quincy-jones-in-conversation.html

What's funny is that she actually does have some real talent as an animator. There's a lot of shitty stuff in there but there's also some really good visuals every now and then. Shame

dont bust the spending caps

So how do higher interest rates from the fed help the economy in the long run? Why not just keep them low? I am economic retarded.

Fucking niggers spending money they dont have. Fetch me my rope.

y wood he tweet that tho?

c-span.org/congress/?chamber=senate

BUHASED libertarian brainlets

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>family runs the world
>get 10 likes on twitter
Sad!

Rand Paul is killing it right now
Pakistan BTFO

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My theory is that Rand is blackmailed

I've seen it.

There is another timeline being created by Twitter Trump Citizen Journos, it will create a timeline of all of the FBI FOIA information.

I'm team shutdown so I don't have to go to drill this weekend.

amazing speech holy shit

yes

MAN: SIZE FIVE FOOT FUCK ALL SHUTS DOWN ENTIRE U.S. GOVERNMENT.

demanding spending caps when you won't cut Medicaid/ Medicare because you're home state is reliant on them is pretty chickenshit desu

Unchecked economic growth like that can lead to massive inflation which is bad. Higher interest rates keeps a steady growing economy in check

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SELL SELL SELL

NOT THE RAKE!

thanks user

It curbs inflation.

If a Rothschild is scared it must be a good thing

He's talking about you /biz/

>So how do higher interest rates from the fed help the economy in the long run? Why not just keep them low? I am economic retarded.

They help keep inflation down.

is he, dare i say it /our manlet/ AGAIN?

KILLINGER

DR HENRY KILLINGER

This is my country! Land of my birth!
Thisis my country! Grandest on earth!
I pledge thee my allegiance, America, the bold,
For this is my country to have and to hold.

What diff'rence if I hail from North or South
Or from the East or West?
My heart is filled with love for all of these.
I only know I swell with pride and deep within my breast
I thrill to see Old Glory paint the breeze.

With hand upon heart I thank the Lord For this my native land,
For all I love is here within her gates.
My sould is rooted deeply in the soil on which I stand,
For these are mine own United States.

This is my country! Land of my choice!
This is my country! Hear my proud voice!
I pledge thee my allegiance, America, the bold,
For this is my country! To have and to hold.

So when are we getting solid wall funding? Is there a plan?

BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul holds up votes on the budget deal, says Republicans and Democrats are 'spending us into oblivion.'

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROPER SHUTDOWN THIS TIME

why is inflation bad?

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RIP House majority.

Nothing Rand is saying is wrong.

>G-d

>So when are we getting solid wall funding? Is there a plan?

Probably in the infrastructure bill. It's gonna be such a tasty bill it will be very difficult to say no to.

CRASHING THIS GOVERNMENT

How can one man block the entire thing

(((G-d)))

Every fucking time