Jokes of Pol

Can we get a joke thread going? We all need a laugh. I'll start.

- Why does the Koran advise to kill faggots?

> Because Mohammed's boyfriend thought It'd be hot.

– What do you call the creatures who are growing in the pile of potato chip wrappers and discarded g-strings behind Britney Spears’ house?

>Her children.

that's one of those cancerous "expansions" isn't it?

Which game is the image from pls?
Here’s my joke ... islam

I'll just dump the whole list since I don't think this thread will last nor do I have the time to post jokes one by one.
There is a little stamp in the bottom left of the pic, right next to the minimap. Next time don't be so blind.

Aight here are the jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in front, 2 in back, and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why didn't Juan mow the lawn? Because Juan does not do Manuel labor.

What do you call one nigger on the moon
A problem
What do you call all niggers on the moon
Problem solved

How do you call a nigger in the ocean ?
Pollution
How do you call all niggers in the ocean ?
The solution

Why can't niggers play in the sandbox?
Cats are always covering them up.

Why do niggers put mustard on tootsie rolls?
So they don't bite their fingers.

A nigger and a spic are riding in a car, who's driving?
The police.

What are three things you can't give a black man?
a black eye, a fat lip, and a job

How do you starve a nigger?
put his food stamps under his work boots

There once was a white man who would hit every black he saw with his car. While driving one day, he saw a priest walking along the side of the road.
Thinking he could atone for his sins, he offers the priest a ride. A little further down the road, they come across a black walking.
Pretending to fall asleep so the priest would think it was an accident, the white man aims his car and closes his eyes. A loud thud is heard.
The white man opens his eyes, but does not see the usual blood splatter on his windshield. He looks at the priest and asks, "What happened?"
"You missed him," the priest said, "But I got him with the door."

How are blacks and tornadoes the same?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Whats black & white and rolls down sand dunes?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a fish-stick.

How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1

What's similar about a broken shotgun and a black guy?
Neither work and you can't fire either of them.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
Niggers

Do you remember the name of the black guy on the Jetsons?
There isn't one. The future looks great, doesn't it?
Why don't black people take Aspirin?
Because they have to pick the cotton out of the bottle first.

Humans are like jelly beans no one likes the black ones.

Why is it not funny when a nigger has a bike accident?
Because it could be your bike.

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

What is the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus comes inside from the chimney.

What's the worst thing to come out of Dachau?
An empty train

What's the saddest thing about a Cadillac with five niggers in it going off a cliff?
Cadillacs seat six.

What's the difference between a clean Indian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

What's long, dark, and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call ten niggers in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.

How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front.

two niggers are walking down the street. One has 1$ and the other 98￠.
They see a store with a board saying:
we turn you white for 99￠
So the niggers agree that first the one with a dolar would go in and with the cent they give him back, then the next one would go in.
So he goes in and after an hour he comes back.
1'80cm, blond, blue eyes, in a suit.
And his friend goes:
wow amazing give me the one cent now.
He answers:
get a job you lazy nigger

What's the deal with black people?
They're not black, and they're not people!

A rabbi and an imam are walking down the street when they see a young girl on the side of the road.
The imam turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's screw her."
The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"

What breed of animal is similar to a cockroach?
A Turk

What is commonly found in cells ?
Niggers

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot, the bartender asks him where did he get it
the parrot answers "africa"

A nigger is walking in the street with a parrot on shoulder.
A person get close and say: "It's beautiful, what animal is this?"
The parrot replies: "A NIGGER"

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

What does a bicycle and a nigger have in common?
Neither of them work without a chain.

A girls walks out of a nightclub and sees a charming nigger. She tells him "show me it's true what they say about blacks".
The nigger stabs her and steals her purse

What is worse than the holocaust?
Six million jews.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla

How do you get 12 niggers in a room?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

A guy with a crocodile enters in a pub and asks: "Do you serve niggers here?"
"Yes, we are not racists!"
"Good! A coffee for me and a nigger for my croc please"

What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

A nigger goes to the doctor.
"Every time I fuck a white girl my eyes burn for hours!"
"You're allergic to pepper spray"

How do you call a boat full of migrants that sink ?
An accident.
How do you call that once you know they can swim ?
A tragedy

Why are apes always frowning?
They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers!

The first one.

A priest, an imam and a rabbi discuss how to manage donations from their flocks.
The priest:
I draw a circle in the sand then throw the coins in the air. I keep for me the ones that land in the circle, and give the rest to god
The imam:
I draw a line in the sand, then throw the coins.whats land on mecca side is for god, the rest for me.
The rabbi:
I throw the coins in the air, god grabs what he wants, and the ones that fall are for me

Why do jews watch porn backwards?
It's only exciting if a whore gives money back.

Every nigger has 5 white things.
His palms, roles, eyes, teeth and his owner.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
You take your shoes off if you jump on a trampoline

What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick

What do you throw to a drowning nigger?
His wife and kids.

What do you call 10 dead niggers?
A good start.

What do you call 2 niggers walking together?
Organised crime.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?
I have no damn clue but it must be good at picking cotton

Why can all niggers run fast?
The slow ones are in prison

What's the similarity between a nigger and an Apple?
That both should be hanging from a tree.

How does every racist joke start?
Making sure there's no niggers around.

Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics team?
All the beaners that can run, jump or swim are headed for the border.

A nigger accidentally drops flour over his face. He turns to his black friend and says "look nigga, I'm a white guy."
The moment he finishes saying nigga he gets punched right in the mouth.
His friend adds "don't fucking call me nigga white boy" The nigger still with flour on his face is pretty fucking angry "I been a white boy for 2 seconds and I already hate black people"

What's the N word that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.

That's all for today folks. Have a good day.

>whats the most beutiful thing of raping a baby?
You get him to the heart

how long does it take niggers to take out the trash?
>9 months

how many babies do you need to roof a house?

depends how thin you slice

better variation is "take a shit"

Nazis shave their heads to demonstrate solidarity with the white race.
Retards have their heads shaved to prevent lice.

Nazis conquered Europe with large Panzer tanks.
Retards dominate the playground with large steel wheelchairs.

Ever notice how the Nazi salute and a retard's chest-thumping arm spasm are alike?
"Sieg Huuuuuhhhhh!"

Nazis want their own separate homeland, away from the lesser peoples.
Retards already have their own homeland: their own wing of the school and their own special buses.

Nazis pinned bright, imposing medals to their chests to commemorate their many military campaigns and victories.
Retards pin bugs, post-it notes, safety pins, and bits of yesterday's lunch to their chests because they don't know any better.

Nazis like beating up people.
Retards like beating off on people.

Nazis especially like beating up "mud people".
Retards especially like eating mud pies.

Nazis often have tattoos on their arms and chest to show their undying racial loyalty.
Retards often have marks on their arms, chest, and face from being allowed to play with the magic markers.

Nazis march in large, noisy, goose-stepping lines.
So do retards.

Nazis like to lock people into small rooms and gas them.
Retards like the smell of their own gas.

A Nazi likes to salute with his forearm extended and fingers pointed straight to show his unwavering passion and allegiance.
Retards like to stick their arm out to show you how proud they are of the booger they just pulled out of their nose... before eating it.

Nazis conducted terrible experiments on humans... like grafting a bull's testicles onto a man.
Retards try to replace the egg yolk with whipped cream... only to decide it's really macaroni.

Nazis gather socially to sing "Deutchland Uber Alles".
Retards gather socially to sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."

Nazis burn books.
Retards try to set their farts on fire.

Many Nazis lead "double lives" and actually work and function within society.
Many retards rinse off the urinal cakes at Denny's.

Nazis shout "White Power!"
Retards shout "Pooped my pants!"

Nazis want to exterminate all those non-Aryan people.
Retards want to exterminate all those invisible people wielding sharp forks.

Nazis traditionally speak with a thick, Slavic accent.
Retards traditionally speak with a thick, slobbery accent.

Nazis want to lock up all the Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals.
Retards lock themselves under the bathroom sink.

Nazis think they should only breed with other Nazis.
Retards can only get some with other retards.

In 1936, Jesse Owens humiliated the German Nazis and Adolf Hitler in the Berlin Summer Olympics by outrunning the Aryan Germans and taking the gold.
In 1994, 451 retards humiliated themselves in the Special Olympics by running straight into a brick wall.

In WWII, the German Nazis almost defeated Great Britain by bombing them in air raids.
Every night, the retards of the house get together to drop slinkies and rolled-up socks down the stairs.

Nazis often walk with a swagger stick.
Retards often walk with crutches.

In the 1930's and 40's, thousands of people joined the Nazi party in Germany out of nationalistic pride.
In the 1960's and 70's, thousands of people declared themselves as retards to avoid going to Vietnam.

Nazis just love to sit down and discuss "Mein Kampf" for hours.
Retards just love to sit down and discuss "my crotch" for hours.

Nazis created mass graves of exterminated Jews in Eastern Europe.
Some retards keep mass collections of earwax under the matress.

Nazis often wore brown uniforms.
Retards often wear brown underwear.

Some Nazis believe that Hitler is really God and is going to come back.
Retards believe that if they keep knocking their own teeth out, the Tooth Fairy will keep coming back.

Nazis were constantly taught the importance of eugenics.
Retards are constantly reminded to be hygenic.

Nazism was born out of Germany in the 30's.
In the 90's David Hasselhoff is #1 in Germany. RETARDS!!!!

Nazis button the collars of their uniforms all the way to the top.
Retards button the collars of their flannel shirts all the way to the top.

Good Nazis get medals.
Good retards get happy-face stickers.

Really good Nazis get the Iron Cross.
Really good retards figure out how to get their eyes uncrossed.

Nazis tend to dress up in leather collars and harnesses after dark.
Retards tend to be restrained in leather collars and harnesses after dark.

In 1944, Roemmel ordered Nazi forces to pull out of Africa.
Jerry, a tard, just pulled a month-old M&M out of his ass.

Many Nazis were actually saddened by the news of Hitler's death.
Many retards were saddened by the news of Mr. Hooper's death.

Some Nazis maintained a pagan reverence for magical, flying valkyries.
Some retards maintain a pagan reverence for magical, flying Teletubbies.

Adolf Hitler and the Nazis produced the first Volkswagen.
Retards puke in Volkswagens... and about everything else that has four wheels.

I wonder who could be behind this thread?

Nazis going into battle wore distinctive steel helmets.
Retards going down stairs wear distinctive football helmets.

Adolf Hitler was also an artist.
Retards sculpt horses and pigs out of mashed potatoes.

Nazis like all things Teutonic.
Retards like to toot.

In 1945, Nazi Germany agreed to peace, ending WWII.
In 1998, Sammy (a tard) agrees to quit sticking his finger into the birdcage.

Nazis froze to death when attempting to invade Russia in the winter.
Retards tend to run around naked in the snow.

Nazis suffocated Jews in gas chambers.
Retards tend to suffocate themselves in abandoned refrigerators.

Some scholars argue that modern Nazis are outcasts of society who have not completely developed or matured socially.
BINGO!

Nazis, when armed with the tools of modern medicine, want to see all retards sterilized or exterminated.
Retards, when left alone with pointy things, tend to sterilize or exterminate themselves.

Nazis fastidiously polish their boots.
Retards fastidiously polish their tennis shoes.

Nazis are willing to take on any task to further their cause.
Retards do not need to take their cause any further.

Nazis enjoy simple German fare... Grandmuter's potato soup, hearty bratwurst, and strong ale.
Retards enjoy simple cafeteria fare... mashed green beans, meatloaf jello, and chocolate milk.

The Nazis helped produce the greatest war of this century.
Retards have helped produce some of the greatest wards of this century.

Nazis often carried Lugers at their belts.
Retards often have loogeys on their shirts.

Nazis are often recruited by a large, bald, gruff father figure.
Retards are often cared for by a large, bald, gruff orderly.

Nazis bang their heads to ear-splitting heavy metal music.
Retards bang their heads when Mr. Rogers sings, "Won't you be my neighbor".

Nazis drag hapless victims from behind their cars.
Retards drag used toilet paper from behind their shoes.

Nazis used the eagle in many of their insignia.
Retards love Big Bird t-shirts.

Nazis often left their homes in the care of big-boned disciplinarian housewives.
Retards are often left in the care of big-boned disciplinarian aides.

When threatened, Hitler hid in a bunker.
When threatened, retards hide in the closet.

Nazis were easily enraged by the adventures of Indiana Jones.
Retards are easily amused by the music of Spike Jones.

Nazis are epitomized by Pat Buchannan.
Retards are epitomized by Pat from Saturday Night Live.

Nazis believe the state should run every aspect of its citizens' lives.
Retards pretty much need the state to run every aspect of their lives.

In the Atlantic Ocean, Nazi U-boats terrorized the shipping lanes.
In the bathtub, retard floaties terrorize rubber ducky and other tubbie toys.

Nazis spit on Jews.
Retards spit up their juice.

Nazis wanted to get their fingers on Jewish gold.
Retards use their fingers when digging for gold.

Nazis forced Jews to wear badges indicating their religion. (a yellow Star of David)
Retards put badges on themselves indicating their deficiency. ("mY Nayme is SKipppY")

Nazis were good at following orders.
Retards are good at taking your order.

A Nazi's greatest ambition is to clean the human gene pool.
A retard's greatest ambition is to clean the swimming pool.

a nigger walks into a bar and shouts
>ayo where my homies hangin'?

the bartender points at the tree out back

/cringe

They were pretty good until the African civ expansion
>All the civs op
>Game becomes super unstable
>Desyncs every 5 minutes
Total trash

Ugh, the left really isn't funny at all

What kind of retard spends this much effort being a faggot?

Age of Empires 2

Holy shit, this unfunny fag is still going