PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com
>The Memo
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
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>CJCS Gen Dunford talks to some ladyboys 2/8/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
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>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
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>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
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>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
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>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
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>2nd Lady Karen interview 2/7/18
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>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
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>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence in Japan 2/7/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis) 2/7/18
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>AG Sessions in Tampa Bay FL 2/7/18
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>AG Sessions @Reagan Alumni Assoc 2/6/18
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>We're gonna B52 the shit outta you 2/7/18
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>2 hours of mummy Shannon
God bless
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I'm sorry Donald.
I had to shutdown the United States Government.
I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Sup Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.
I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero...
OH, SHIT, DEEP VOICED BLACK CHAPLAIN DUDE
>James Lankford
I fucking hate that cocksucker.
Finburg is on it.
REAL LEWD HOURS!
What are they talking about
When will they learn?
>It was her turn sob stories
Who did he vote for lads?
Russians hacked our election
HAPPENING
>back to Tucker
YOU FUCKING CURSED IT
comfy
Yeah
I doubt he voted at all.
where the link at
Steve-O
FUCK MUMMY COME BACK
Anything good happening?
THICC awoos only
Gary johnson
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GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Jeb
Kek.
Like a hot dog thrown down a hallway, user.
remember that time where they got mad trump wanted a voting commission to check the integrity of the roles?
Republican Rand Paul shut down the government
Let's not pretend if we shut down at 1201 it won't last more than an hour or two
>I'm sorry, did you say something, user?
Dear lord please.
Was it autism?
That's a big cat girl.
She'd look better without those glasses.
DELET
WE SHUTDOWN NAO
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gay boi
>fattytheslug
what do you think
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Are gigantic wolf girls a fetish now?
4 Awoo
Yo nigga you picking a fight?
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>now
I thought that he was talking about Japs and not birbs. Disappointment.
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>jap porn is dirti-
They spent that much money on that test or is it a meme?
I saw this image before going to sleep and didn't got the QR.
Jackie Chan. Go watch that flick he did with him on netflix. It isn’t great but it hat the comedy fight scenes we all love Jackie Chan for.
do they have #trumpshutdown trending yet?
The first butterface.
How will Flumpf ever recover?
Is Jefferson Sessions named after the black family in the Archie Bunker show?
The Left was on the news today claiming the FISC judge knew where the Trump Dossier came from. Is it one of these guys?
fisc.uscourts.gov
If not, who? If the judge was anything like Judge James Burge (pictured) i can totally see him knowing and not caring.
You guys ready for the mods to completely fucking disappear, 24/7 real gook moot hours, and a broken image server again?
In that case, best available Knoxville coming through
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Did we really shutdown again? Will it lost or is just gonna be a meme one
We'll they're still japs, just jap birds though
Did they actually shut it down?
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#Elections
MONDAY (Feb. 12, 2018)
>Minnesota State House 23B (Special Election)
>(Republican) Jeremy Munson
>Minnesota State Senate District 54 (Special Election)
>(Republican) Denny McNamara
TUESDAY (FEB. 13, 2018)
>Florida State House District 72 Special Election James Buchanan is running
>Georgia State House District 175 (Special Election) John Lahood is running.
>Oklahoma State Senate District 27 (Special Election) Casey Murdock is running.
AWOO
Gdi, I need to study for organic chem but I've got a tumor the size of a 3d women in my brain.
If Rand shuts down the government, can people finally admit lolbertarianism is a cancer like Mccain, and Rand should register as an independent instead of a fake R? At least we don't have to worry about persuading Democrats since they mostly dont vote for Trump, but it'll become a real problem when Rand becomes a Graham or Flake and has to be appeased for anything to get done.
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If it passes the Senate it’s going to be a very tight vote
Rand is doing the true conservative thing tbqhwy.
I love all them but he and Steve-O are the best
How does that reconcile with Modern Monetary Theory? The gov't always has the ability to pay, ergo, a high enough deficit can always be run, as stated here:
>Modern Monetary Theory (MMT or Modern Money Theory, also known as Neo-Chartalism) is a macroeconomic theory that describes and analyses modern economies in which the national currency is fiat money, established and created by the government. The key insight of MMT is that "monetarily sovereign government is the monopoly supplier of its currency and can issue currency of any denomination in physical or non-physical forms. As such the government has an unlimited capacity to pay for the things it wishes to purchase and to fulfill promised future payments, and has an unlimited ability to provide funds to the other sectors. Thus, insolvency and bankruptcy of this government is not possible. It can always pay."
Your counter-statement is fucking retarded, especially since the government has the ability to do so, as stated here:
law.cornell.edu
Again, why can't we just print these coins, balance out the deficit and continue on as usual?
looking forward to it
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Didn't Steve-O cuck himself for Hildabeast?
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SHUTDOWN
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ANY AND ALL CRIME, INCLUDING MURDER, IS LEGAL
no brakes
Mexican companies have invested 43 billion dollars into your country and employ tens of thousands of employees
Say goodbye to all this if you touch NAFTA
They better turn ASCII art back on.
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It's depressing that I knew this was Paris without even checking the previous thread
>Dunn
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Yeah, its a Rand paul shirt
I would also be jealous
I have two of them
Im wearing one right now
It's not even a new story, the information is publicly available, nothing was changed.
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It was always going to be close in the House because of the Freedom Cuckus BUT there's probably enough Dems to vote for it because of funding for DEM PROGRAMS MMHHMMM
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We can still post images so we're still funded.
i feel you, i need to study for quantum mechanics but honestly if i have to look at another wave function in the next few hours i think i'll an hero
Technically OMB (Mulvaney) needs to sign the memo and send it out for it to officially start, but yeah we passed the time frame.
Anyone else ironically rooting for Russian athletes? I just think its so funny they already medaled and they aren't even a country. I want to see some neutral group of countryless athletes be #1 in medals it would be hilarious to me.