Whose the lucky country now faggots

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>implying those 25,000 aren't chinks just buying up cheap southern island property.

I thought you idiots hates each other

This is like watching the two nerdy kids no one in the class cares about have a fight and stop being friends

Not really? Why would we?

nice try mate

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lol fuck off seppo. Australia use to have a red flag and we changed it just to look more like NZ. We are the biggest bro nations to ever exist.

Based. I wish we’d ban those fuckers

i dunno why we'd hate each other but hey, people are fucking divisive idiots with nothing better to do.

and ye the more nig nogs and sand niggers and smelly indians we get, the more white ppl wanna fuck off somewhere else. Personally i would love to move to tasmania. shit is going downhill on the mainland bruh.

we gotta do more about it.

Suddenly find myself wondering whether it's easy for Aussies to mimic a Kiwi accent.

Probably NSW Cucks afraid of the new pets they brought in

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Kiwis get pissed when you mistake them for aussies

You are objectively a better country

Just no jobs

You do realise 15% percent the entire population of New Zealand actually live in Australia. You can swing a kangaroos around your head without hitting a kiwi and hearing him say " Shut!.. why did you do that Bro?"

Rich people run to NZ when they're afraid of something.

Why are they even two different countries?

yeah we have a small rivalry thing based on bants or whatever but then retards start taking it seriously and actually get butthurt and hateful. We are friendly rivals, as i see it. we should be able to get along, if we aren't fucking retarded 5 year olds that is.

>Just no jobs
more jobs than you

yep.

>"LET IN THE POOR REFUGEES. WHITE PPL ARE SO EVIL OMG WE NEED 2 BE DOING MORE"
>"oh no im getting raped"
>"oh no my house is getting broken into"
>"oh no they are rioting in gangs and assaulting ppl on the streets"
>"ok bye bye im off to new zealand, so long everybody"

>*continues being in leftist fairyland*

keep your cucks to yourself or i'll fucking glass you cunt

Take back your filthy Maoris first or you'll face a cuckademic of Victorian proportions

>tfw when fucking New Zealand gets it's shit together before us and Austrailia

It's the tax rates

Our kike gov loves milking every last penny to siphon off to (((Turnbulls))) masters

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I can't tell both of you fucking pathetic cuck countries apart? Whuch one is the island filled with all the garbage England sent? All the criminals


GET A FLAG

I really have never more pathetic flags. And look at mine.

>siphon off to (((Turnbulls))) master
wouldn''t that mean lowering their taxes?

So now we're lowering the IQ of both countries?

>GET A FLAG
Says the leaf

Australia is literally the garbage of England. Don't worry about IQ.

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I thought it was brits who escaped to New Zealand?

Congratulation on your spatial awareness and reading skills.

You're going to hate being out competed in jobs.

youwotmate

>I thought it was brits who escaped to New Zealand?
what are you talking about, NZ colonisation was done by the New Zealand Company not some prisoners

>T.seppo who doesn't grasp our banter

A N Z A C B R O T H E R S

everyone is comming here bringing their fucking liberalism complaining we aren't feminist or socialist or welcoming enough. Sometimes i wonder if white Genocide is a bad thing.

cunt are you serious, your a shitty ass leaf with a fairy for a PM, even the yanks got a less embarrasing cunt at the helm,
fuck me our women PM's got more sack than ol trudea

No I mean right now. I could have sworn there was a rise in british immigration to NZ recently

there is a general rise in migration overall

I keep having to hover the mouse over the flags to see which one is which. One of you are going to have to change their flag

What's so appealing about New Zealand anyway?

Whatever bro i binged all of flight of the concords one night

you mean compared to britain?

its not canada.

>One of you are going to have to change their flag
its literally white stars and red stars, not that hard

And we're doing it under a Left Wing lead government.
What's your excuse?

>WE

obligatory

>Cuck countries
>Leaf
My sides

We tried and failed. You'll have to wait for Aus to become a republic probably

Good point.
Yeah. I mean London is a shithole but the rest is decent

Australia is a shithole, so it's not surprising.

Ozzies should be locked into their shithole though. It was supposed to be a prison.

Thats melbourne not NSW. NSW import rich chinks to displace white suburbs, not Somalian rape apes.

tl;dr gave up after the second sentence

>but the rest is decent
The UK has terrible weather and is crammed and is filled with people who are nihilistic and depressed about everything, by coming to NZ its the opposite

nihilistic and depressing weather but terrible people?

>We tried and failed.
That's a good thing. Would you really like a leaf on your flag?

-t. illiterate bogan

imagine a country that is entirely filled with Whinging Poms

Flight of the concords vs steve irwin who wins?

Do i take this fat stupid sow as a concubine and breed her until she dies or should i just sacrifice her during the blot.

Three female prime ministers, and the new one is preggers to boot.
What more could they possibly want.

You ever considered the possibility that we don't want to be distinctive?
We like being confused with the Aussies.
We like the world not knowing where the fuck we are.
The chinks found us and now we're being colonised. The less that know us, the better.

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What about lord of the rings tho

your right, england sounds fucking miserable, and i couldnt do pistol shooting or take my guns there so fuck that damp rainly dune coon filled shithole

what about it

The best option didn't even make the referendum.

you niggers are the fucking same i don't understand this autistic rivalry you faggots have with each other

We get tourist bux to this day from a trilogy that ended ages ago.
If someone enjoyed LotR enough to come visit, their just the right kind of folks we want here.

It's bants my black friend you would understand

>Calls us niggers
Funny how we don't have any of them down here, and you have enough mutts to warrant the 56% meme.
Now if you called us chinks, you'd have a point.

come on, hes only half black

wtf is going on in the Y-axes?

I am genuinely considering relocating across the ditch. Yours is the only post here that's relatively optimistic for job prospects. Is it as difficult as everyone says it is? Also, is the cost of living manageable?

That's fucking gold!

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La Creatura de Goblino el Americano

abos are technically niggers just emu dna mixed in it for fuck sake, while your abos are busy fighting our niggers, our niggers are too busy declaring themselves king of america, typing this also makes me realize how fucked we are compared to you faggots, carry on.

It kinda blew your cover of "the world not knowing where the fuck you are"

Job are easy to get in construction and skilled areas and cost of living is that auckland and wellington have sydney type housing prices and rents but those have been plateauing now

It's alright bud.
At least there isn't a nigger in the White House anymore.

not for africans though

Fair point

No, it was always doomed by doing it by referendum rather than getting people who actually know about fucking flags to design it. All the designs were godawful

>25000 is droves
>1.2m come to canada each year

africans used to be based

25k net Australians not total migrants

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I want to move there just to kick all your kiwi asses now

Wait until you see the kind of niggers we have to fight.

fark bro, our darkies are whiter than your whites, you waddling lot dont stand a chance

We've had interbred Polynesians and Maoris here for a while.
You ever stood toe to toe with a fit Tongan?
Even some of our whites come from farming stock that are built like bulls.
We play rugby growing up.
It's like your football, but no pussy pads.

shit stats and dull
unless you need a baby badly, its ransom or sacrifice

>most of those 25000 are expats being deported for criminal offences involving jail and welfare fraud....kys sheep rapist.

In a white boarding school the farmer's sons are the niggers

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL