/ptg/ President Trump General - OBAMA WON NOBEL PRIZE FOR THIS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/a0SBwAez6r4
>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
youtu.be/UZeUNB1SuAE
>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
youtu.be/vxmogjN2Jzs
>CJCS Gen Dunford talks to some ladyboys 2/8/18
youtu.be/F-TaBS4oJ5U
>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
youtu.be/6tKZGJU0QlY
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
c-span.org/video/?440927-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/I0qWQsRRxKg
>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
youtu.be/bbcur8dlm9E
>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
youtu.be/qXfDh5KIToU
>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
youtu.be/SBv-94hns20
>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/Lgo2VqwN3p0
>2nd Lady Karen interview 2/7/18
youtu.be/vLmM20FpXAs
>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/fv0wr5bMTDk
>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
youtu.be/bNrDeMqw8eM
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
youtu.be/r4o9auv3OZ8
>WH Video: VP Pence in Japan 2/7/18
youtu.be/_77K947zNoI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis) 2/7/18
youtu.be/mRosiCYbv_U
>AG Sessions in Tampa Bay FL 2/7/18
youtu.be/NZol0ZJ6N4Y
>AG Sessions @Reagan Alumni Assoc 2/6/18
youtu.be/DLL3AdhyZLo
>We're gonna B52 the shit outta you 2/7/18
youtu.be/PjAc82pYUig

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i am cute

wrong thread sry

McAGA

That's a very tan awoo, OP

maga

Are you really?

He's up lads extra early i might add

He always wakes up early AF.

I'm sure that you are

no you are not

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For you

am I?

Trump only sleeps like 4 hours a night, it's insane.

what's going on, is the gomment in shutdown again?

He tweets in bed, needs to get the shitposting in before F&F

Post pic with sharpie in butt.

he's probably shitposting somewhere

no

He's probably cuter than that hammerhead shark.

FINAL VOTE will likely be at 5:30-6:00AM ET, currently in hour of debate before the bill can be voted on (whole hour doesn’t need to be used technically)

Pelosi is busy working members of her own Caucus, GOP leadership is working Dems (which means they have confidence in their whip count of all non-Freedom Caucus members)

Gonna be an hour of reporters watching them from the gallery to see what they are up to.

I like to imagine he Tweets on the shtitter while dropping glorious presidential shits.

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Should i watch Joe or Frens,? I'm off today can't decide

Is pelosi actually trying to shutdown the government again?

I'm tired Rand
Fuck you slready

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Oh, dear God, I'm a virgin shitter.

both

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>Goes out back to AF1 heli shitter to push out tweets

how about some anime

No, she had an opportunity to hold the floor with her “minute” in the previous vote and yielded after 6 minutes. If she was gonna stall she would’ve done it then to give a buffer.

It looks like they may have the votes for passage at this point, even if it’s a very slim margin.

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that would be like listening to 2 songs at the same time

does this mean that schumer and pelosi aren't working with each other anymore

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>CGI

why the fuck do people act like blade doesnt exist

>black panther is the first black movie

H O W

>based
What's going on guys, just woke up for work?

Escaflowne is the only box set I own. Nice taste.

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you can keep joe on mute. I only unmute it when joe seems like he is sperging out or when legendary mike barnacle is on

Blade fucking ruled. Wesley Snipes is a Republican apparently. Trump should pardon him. Dude is the only guy I'm aware of to go to PRISON for misdemeanors.

See you next time frens.

Same reason they said America is a nation of immigrants.

Moralwanking.

Obama's IRS got him, if I recall correct. Makes you wonder.

Are you guys ready for a comfy weekend?

Can I get a comprehensive rundown on today's vote?

Why doesn't Ryan just say he'll do a vote on immigration reform and shut these guys up?

>CGI
>Escaflowne
this wasn't made by gonzo with their awful cgi

Snipes is going to prison?

They have that movie Hidden Figures, those 3 black women that worked at NASA.

>literally have a movie based on reality about 3 black women most people don't know that were involved in NASA for the moon trip
>failure of a movie, blacks don't talk about it
>Black Panther movie
>DAS RITE, AFRICA WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THAT IF NOT FOR WHITEY, BLACK POWER

Pelosi back on the floor again, her last "minute" to hold the floor if she wants to

>cgi
Nigger kys

Looks good

I want to fuck that cute girl.

Oh yeah.

They're still voting?
What's going on?

He did like nearly a decade ago. Gotta be 18 or older to post here, kiddo.

He was in prison for 3 years back in the 2000s for fucking MISDEMEANORS. Like I said, he's the only dude I know of to do prison time for goddamn misdemeanors. It's ridiculous.

Like 8 years ago.

is #takebackafrica trending yet?

because they ignore wesley snipes
all the movies he's been in were cool, like Demolition Man

It was for federal tax fraud. The one govt. agency you don't fuck with is the IRS.

>Demolition Man
My nigga

That's a little boy, user. His sister is free, though

>Obama's IRS
They targeted conservatives/conservative groups so it's said

nervous about what?

He got out 5 years ago. Was guilty as hell though.

>They're still voting?
>What's going on?
This is the hour of debate before the actual house vote on the CR/Budget resolution. See for time estimation.

it's like they pretend 1990 never existed

>those numerals

/comfy/ weekend here I come!

Yeah, but he was either acquitted of the felonies or the jury was deadlocked (I don't remember which). The point is they couldn't get him for felonious evasion so they fucked him for misdemeanors. That is bullshit IMO.

Damn, didn't know that.
That's what I get for not watching tv or the news before trump.

Or Will Smith

Eh, I'll take the boy.

>THE GENTLELADY WILL SUSPEND UNTIL THE HOUSE COMES TO ORDER AND THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLELADY AGAIN!!!
Fukken REKT

>Demolition Man
Oh, fuck yes. How about Passenger 57? Or U.S. Marshals? Or that movie where he was some sort of hitman with a room full of badass weaponry behind mirrors. I don't remember the name of it.

>recognized for one minute
>longest minute of the day

he did prison time for fucking up his taxes I think
I think he got his shit mismanaged by jews
and when is 'murrican gubmint going to get better streams for their shit

Pelosi is presenting her ask right now for the bill which is she wants a promised vote on DACA. Unlike McConnell, Paul Ryan has yet to make that promise and unlikely to since it seems like they don't need her influnence to whip enough Dem votes to pass the CR/Budget

Does this at least count as more than 1 minute out of their 30?

What about immigration in this bill?

Leaders can talk as long as they want, I think.

Doesn't address immigration.

Yeah, Robert's Rules of Order are real fuckin metal...

>Leaders can talk as long as they want, I think.
Correct, leaders don't need to yield the floor.

So no sneaky jew daca shit in this bill?

No. It doesn't address immigration.

>So no sneaky jew daca shit in this bill?
Nope, Dems tried to put it in during the rules committee earlier tonight (failed 4-9) and again tried to force a vote on it which also failed (see pic)

having the votes

THE SERGEANT AT ARMS WILL REMOVE NANCY PELOSI

Pence please

What would a democrat majority bill look like?

holy shit so many wesley snipe fans

>Will Smith
a cuck unfortunately

For sure! I get he was trying to help her but it was still amazing
None at all

>nervous about what?
having enough votes for passage, if he wasn't confident he would be twisting arms right now which he isn't doing.

Ayyy!
The dems must be ass pained