You will never have this

You will never have this.

Ah yes, a tiny efficiency suite, making the hooker breakfast before I go to work while she goes back to sleep.

Its a shame I wont get that.

I have anime and vr lol

But I do

But I did

>Married and tonight we're having sex, probably tomorrow too
I love weekends

just saved. I'll print out later just like you. thx. more bobs?

Of course i will never have this.
In my country, one fifth of girls at local college are hiv positive.

yeah, how the fuck is botswana? Isn't it much more developed than most of Africa?

>tfw no gf

Projecting much share blue? tell them to pay you and demand shekels to go out and find a GF.

That's pretty fucking terrifying, desu.

>much more developed than most of Africa?
that isnt saying much

I just dumped my girl for wanting to see other men.

zero regrets.

Botswana is mini South Africa . So it's like a worse version of the American south with more blacks

Wow, you tranny transhumanists are really upping the ante.
LOL


Be careful, wouldn't want to have a freak accident.

lol

Are you a negro?

I know. My ladies do squats.

>tfw shity life

Have had it
For every one of those moments, there's 5 moments where your SO is forcing you to participate in some shit so retarded you'd rather just be at work

Had that with my Blonde Blue Eyed wife for 10 years now.

>living a fantasy because of my hormones

men and women werent meant to love. marriage is a business.

That's a little bit hard dude. Poor girl

What are the gun laws like, though?

>breakfast with a girl I’m sexually involved with ?

I have had that, I don’t have it now but I probably will again

If he isn't what she wants, then she isn't what he wants. How is breaking up not the correct choice? Fuck your feels.

Been there done that, unfortunately the honey moon phase wears off and she winds up reliving this moment with someone else.
Humanity was a mistake.

You can own guns but the bureaucracy is weird sometimes with who is allowed a gun and who not

Why on earth would i want that user?

a shitty dining room with ugly ass tile? you're right.

...

I don't want it. Anime made women obsolete long ago.

Not an argument

Sounds like a shit hole....

Peaceful and boring
I am coloured.
Father is a white british man. Mother is black
Civilians are disarmed.
You need a permit to carry small firearms and hunting rifles.
Rifles, such as assault rifles are for the military.
Civilians cannot own assault rifles,

>tfw fat hapa
>tfw gf is a fit blonde, green eyed pure lady
>tfw she was a HS freshman while I was a senior
>tfw dating over 4 years now
>tfw I rescued her from a low income (but well meaning) family during HS
>tfw now im an engineer making $55k/yr in OK
>tfw she walks on eggshells to make me happy
>tfw im her first BF
>tfw im her first kiss
>tfw im her first dick
>tfw she will mother atleast four of my kids in the foreseeable future

Find a girl while shes young. Dont put up with any bullshit. Don't out up with any red flags. Dont ever love a women who doesnt love you more than you love her. I love Sup Forums because any day I can feel proud knowing my paycheck and spouse is the envy of thousands of betas.

The rule of relationships in 3 steps:
>1. She feels like you are too good for her
>2. She feels like she is too good for you
>3. She feels like she needs to court other dicks

The solution to 2 & 3 is to not be a beta.

I do have a table actually.
Doesn't everyone?

RARE NIGGER

I've fucked a handful of girls as sexy and thin as that.

are catalans the new leafs?