I remember sitting cross-legged in front of the TV on Saturday mornings eating cereal and watching cartoons

>I remember sitting cross-legged in front of the TV on Saturday mornings eating cereal and watching cartoons
>I remember pouring my Lego on the living room carpet on Friday evening and looking forward to The Simpsons at 6pm
>I remember learning that Sunny Delight turned people orange
>I remember really wanting a pet hamster and being disappointed and feeling bad trapping it in its cage
>I remember wanting to be a professional football player and treating it as a realistic idea
>I remember feeling sick while visiting my grandmother in hospital and feeling my legs wobble
>I remember needing to urinate really bad on a long drive home and becoming mute and unresponsive to prevent wetting myself
>I remember waking from a nightmare and feeling my way through the dark to my parents' bedroom for safety
>I remember sliding on my socks and knees at a disco
>I remember trying a glass of coca cola with my cereal and disliking the combination
>I remember comparing penis sizes during a sleepover and resenting the friend who suggested doing it because he had a very large penis
>I remember feeling bad on Christmas Day for getting far more presents than my older sibling
>I remember masturbating with just a thumb and forefinger
>I remember making sure my teddy bear was sitting in a comfortable position before leaving him
>I remember dreaming of having "sex" with various willing women
>I remember daydreaming about my crush standing outside my classroom and looking in and waving to me
>I remember making an elaborate milkshake with my friend and feeling obliged to drink it
>I remember recreating WWF moves at my wrestle-fan friend's house
>I remember making BMX jumps with my friend on his street
>I remember worrying about finding someone who would sit beside me on the bus during a schooltrip
>I remember when one of my neighbours would ring a bell outside on Christmas Eve and make me and other kids rush to our windows to look for Santa
>I remember forcing myself to sunbathe to fit in

>I remember renting Spyro the Dragon several consecutive times on PS1
>I remember wearing my mother's perfume to school because I thought it smelled nice
>I remember watching Armageddon with my mother on the sofa and both us crying quietly
>I remember feeling happy that it was raining heavily on Sunday morning
>I remember writing an apology note to my mother for acting bad and leaving it under her pillow
>I remember dreaming I could run and jump into the air and begin to fly in a certain way
>I remember sitting in a car and picturing myself grinding along the metal barriers outside like Tony Hawk
>I remember crying when my cool older cousin mocked my shoes because they were cheap and unfashionable
>I remember holding hands with a girl under the table in class and being told off for having poor handwriting since I was forced to write with my weaker hand
>I remember spinning the globe in class and pointing to somewhere at random and believing it would be easy for me to live there some day
>I remember crushing a woodlice on the living room carpet and watching tons of small white baby woodlice crawling all over
>I remember staring at my grandma's dog and telephatically telling it that I knew it was a human trapped in a dog's body
>I remember hearing my aunt showering and feeling hornier than I had ever felt
>I remember watching and laughing as my cousin played a flash game on Stickdeath dot com
>I remember learning the lyrics to All The Small Things by Blink 182
>I remember being terrified while camping with some friends
>I remember saying the answer quietly in class and feeling mad at the girl nearby who heard me and was praised for repeated it to the whole class
>I remember feeling proud that a teacher had described me as having a dry sense of humour
>I remember not liking it when my friends entered my house and feeling pressured to entertain them
>I remember feeling protective when my mother played on the dad's team during the kids vs fathers soccer match

>I remember standing by a manmade lake with my dad and silently watching men using small RC boats
>I remember watching my crush take part in a fake wedding with the boy she liked at lunch
>I remember crying in the canteen when my friend said that at least he had two parents
>I remember kissing a photograph of my crush's face in a group photo before getting into bed
>I remember leaving the curtains open in the summertime and staying awake to try and summon UFOs into the sky outside
>I remember being too scared to go downstairs at night
>I remember introducing my sister's POG collection as a new form of currency at school
>I remember preferring Lego to KnexT
>I remember being taken to my aunt's house late at night because my dad had threatened to break into our house
>I remember preferring the episode of The Simpsons where the characters acted seriously and thoughtfully at the end
>I remember trying to twist my head around 360 degrees
>I remember screaming in the car for no reason while waiting for my mother to return from the chip shop
>I remember enjoying making imitation machine gun and sword battle sounds
>I remember my brother teaching me how to tie my laces
>I remember worrying that writing on my hand could give me ink poisoning
>I remember watching daytime TV with my grandmother after school and getting a headache everyday by the time my mother finished work and picked me up
>I remember receiving a cursed chainletter email from a friend and passing it on
>I remember trying to tear my hair out after another haircut made me feel ugly
>I remember not being as good at the yoyo as some people I knew
>I remember feeling strong instincts to say something funny in class and feeling good when lots of people laughed
>I remember a girl being impatient with me because I was too shy to sing when practising for the school Christmas concert
>I remember hiding up a tree and watching as a girl went to tell another girl that I wanted to go out with her

you're not going to accomplish much being engulfed in that shadowy cloud of nostalgia

>I remember thinking that finding a job, getting married and buying a nice house would be simple
>I remember trying and failing to open my eyes underwater
>I remember walking around alone at lunch but pretending to be on my way somewhere
>I remember falling over in the 100 meter race and limping to the finish line
>I remember walking the front door several times a day throughout the summer but feeling too paranoid to go outside
>I remember staring at my face an inch away from the mirror throughout the summer holidays and feeling like a freak
>I remember getting into a fist fight with my mother's boyfriend's son and ending up wrestling until we were exhausted
>I remember thinking it was weird that my friend's dad played video games on their family PC
>I remember forcing my mother to watch Loose Change
>I remember dreaming that my house was full of ghosts
>I remember dreaming of hurrying through school with no trousers
>I remember dreaming of spitting out loose teeth like little pieces of ice
>I remember dreaming I had missed the bus home from school and being left alone
>I remember not realizing my mother's boyfriend was probably the reason I was blamed for there being porn on the computer
>I remember lying on my mother's bed and helping her pick out clothes to wear and saying her hair looked nice
>I remember feeling guilty after begging my mother to buy me a computer and then realizing how expensive it had been for her
>I remember anticipating 6pm when dial-up was free and I could talk to my crush on MSN
>I remember being the only kid who knew 1968 was important because Kennedy was shot
>I remember having no empathy for Nazi soldiers in ps2 games
>I remember playing Destruction Derby on ps1 many times
>I remember enjoying the Police Academy movies
>I remember admiring the idea of 1990s America due to the movies released at the time
>I remember praying to God to allow me to become a professional BMX rider

i remember opening my BUSSY up with a dildo my bf bought for me

>I remember my brother turning up to my school and not feeling comfortable telling him where my mother and I were living
>I remember enjoying singing during assemblies at school
>I remember being scared while playing the MediEvil demo on ps1
>I remember trying to hit civilians while playing Driver 1 on ps1
>I remember the subtle thrill of driving like a normal person on Driver 1 and GTA
>I remember downloading screamo music from Limewire
>I remember feeling bad for my friend whose parents argued every time I visited
>I remember playing Wacky Races on ps1 with my friend and being forced to use his awkward alternative controller
>I remember seeing my friend's mother nude in the bathtub and masturbating to the memory
>I remember roasting marshmallows over a disposable fire in my friend's back garden
>I remember sitting on the stairs for several hours while reading Harry Potter as soon as my mother brought it home from the supermarket
>I remember being angry that my mother and her boyfriend were sleeping together and tiptoeing outside her bedroom to make sure they weren't having sex
>I remember bringing a friend to my home and finding my pet rabbit dead
>I remember when my cousin got scared while climbing a tree because a dragonfly was hovering close to her
>I remember when my mother tipped over a huge tub full of frogspawn in the back garden
>I remember playing football against myself with a tennis ball in an empty house and that being the last time I was ever there
>I remember taking the day off school due to illness and lying on the sofa with a duvet
>I remember wetting myself in school and walking with my legs wide apart when my aunt picked me up
>I remember going swimming with my friend and trying to be funny but his friend saying "You're not funny"
>I remember feeling bad that my grandma's dog was tied to a rotten kennel on concrete all day but not doing much about it
>I remember the sight and smell of the big pile of sawdust in my uncle's toolshed

>COMPARING penis sizes at sleep over
>penis envy
>masturbating with thumb and forefinger

This is advanced autism

Childhood doesn't exist anymore. It's a damn shame.

>I remember making a friend while staying in a caravan in France and chasing lizards together
>I remember not wanting to step into the chlorine pit before entering the swimming pool
>I remember being one of the worst swimmers in my class
>I remember intuiting that it was sad that my registration class teacher went on holidays alone
>I remember telling God that I no longer wanted to be a professional BMX rider and asking to let me suffer my mother's sadness instead of her
>I remember my drunken uncle sneaking chocolate coins into my hand as a joke at a family barbecue
>I remember when the snack machine broke and let me have free snacks at my father's social club
>I remember preferring the feeling and scent of my mother to my father's stubbly face when lying between them in their bed
>I remember a girl I didn't know shouting that I was a freckle freak while walking past her home with my friend
>I remember my spectacles breaking when a classmate kicked the ball in my face
>I remember feeling insecure because I couldn't understand the circular clock
>I remember flushing woodlice from a hole in the back garden concrete using the hosepipe
>I remember staying at my cousin's house and daydreaming about there being a crawl tunnel joining that room and the room of the cute older girl next door
>I remember feeling annoyed at the girl whose mother had to travel to school to sit with her as we received vaccinations
>I remember not reading the book I was forced to buy at the pop-up bookstore in school on World Book Day
>I remember being scared by the opening credits of Goosebumps
>I remember picking my scabs and enjoying the idea of it being a naughty and unhealthy thing to do
>I remember when my mother suffered a back spasm and couldn't move and I had to cycle to pharmacy and the stand in the street to escort the doctor to her room
>I remember sitting outside the squash courts and a girl saying I had a huge head

>I remember feeling smug because I didn't feel bad about leaving my first school even though the girls were crying about leaving
>I remember laughing at my half-foreign friend's bandana at a birthday party and feeling bad because he cried
>I remember sitting on the toilet for hours and reading a bathroom trivia book multiple times
>I remember taking me Lego into the bathtub and dramatising the slow sinking of the brown ship I built and rebuilt countless times
>I remember replaying the demo of Rolling all day at my aunt and uncle's house until my uncle became angry
>I remember wanting to win the lottery and open a rescue centre for prostitutes and battered women in Eastern Europe
>I remember playing board games with my sister on her bedroom floor
>I remember sliding down the stairs on pillows with my brother
>I remember doing all I could not to meet a girl I liked who had travelled to my town to go swimming in the river with my other friends and never working out why I did
>I remember feeling bored while watching Return of the King for the second time from the second row of a cinema theatre with two friends and the girl I liked and her friend
>I remember taking all of my clothes off except my underwear within a minute of getting home from school
>I remember thinking the word for vagina was "tuppence"
>I remember feeling mad that my friend had masturbated in the bathroom while staying over my house
>I remember being impatient that my pubic hair wasn't growing quickly enough
>I remember my sister trying to join up all the freckles on my arm with a biro
>I remember asking my mother if Gemini was a good name for a band after hearing the word on Robot Wars
>I remember enjoying the supernatural TV series Jeopardy about Scottish kids in the Australian outback
>I remember not being able to understand how to play Digimon on ps1
>I remember my aunt had a neighbour who chipped my ps1 and sold games for it illegally
>I remember using shampoo to spike my hair into a mohawk

>I remember feeling smug because I didn't feel bad about leaving my first school even though the girls were crying about leaving
>I remember laughing at my half-foreign friend's bandana at a birthday party and feeling bad because he cried
>I remember sitting on the toilet for hours and reading a bathroom trivia book multiple times
>I remember taking me Lego into the bathtub and dramatising the slow sinking of the brown ship I built and rebuilt countless times
>I remember replaying the demo of Rolling all day at my aunt and uncle's house until my uncle became angry
>I remember wanting to win the lottery and open a rescue centre for prostitutes and battered women in Eastern Europe
>I remember playing board games with my sister on her bedroom floor
>I remember sliding down the stairs on pillows with my brother
>I remember doing all I could not to meet a girl I liked who had travelled to my town to go swimming in the river with my other friends and never working out why I did
>I remember feeling bored while watching Return of the King for the second time from the second row of a cinema theatre with two friends and the girl I liked and her friend
>I remember taking all of my clothes off except my underwear within a minute of getting home from school
>I remember thinking the word for vagina was "tuppence"
>I remember feeling mad that my friend had masturbated in the bathroom while staying over my house
>I remember being impatient that my pubic hair wasn't growing quickly enough
>I remember my sister trying to join up all the freckles on my arm with a biro
>I remember asking my mother if Gemini was a good name for a band after hearing the word on Robot Wars
>I remember enjoying the supernatural TV series Jeopardy about Scottish kids in the Australian outback
>I remember not being able to understand how to play Digimon on ps1
>I remember my aunt had a neighbour named Kevin who chipped my ps1 and sold me games for it illegally
>I remember using shampoo to spike my hair

>I remember playing Resident Evil in an arcade with my cousin in Spain
>I remember tying my laces in my cousin's room and asking him not to go outside without me and him being confused
>I remember having strong instincts about people and feeling mostly justified about them
>I remember the fattest guy in my yeargroup learning the saxophone
>I remember having a plastic drawer in class but not keeping much in there
>I remember wanting to know what black ice looked like
>I remember my aunt's cat lying on my back and being too scared to move
>I remember the smell of my father's office and how it smelled the same way a decade later
>I remember buying a radio jammer for my iPod and interrupting the songs being played on the school bus
>I remember shovelling gravel with my friend and then confronting him about him mocking my guitar
>I remember feeling bad when my friends stole hubcaps from the wheels of cars
>I remember knowing I could make a girl laugh by being confident and eccentric
>I remember being terrified my one friend had taken the day off school because I had no other friends left
>I remember feeling betrayed when my close friend went into some bushes with my crush for several minutes
>I remember sleeping over my older cousin's friend's house and sharing pizza and fries with the group
>I remember playing football against myself in my aunt's long garden and quietly narrating the game in an excited voice
>I remember thinking one of the coaches on the football team had a pig's heart transplanted into his chest
>I remember being jealous at the attention my friend received when he climbed a tree in school and threatened to kill himself
>I remember feeling good about placing my mother's shoes neatly in the shoe rack when she arrived home from work
>I remember tucking my erection into my waistband in school
>I remember getting in trouble when I laughed at my friend flicking his booger into a girl's hair in assembly
>I remember eating dinner alone most of the time

You going to shut up and listen for a change.
you want to take the easy way out because your scared
you're scared because if you try and fail there won't be anyone to blame. Life is scarey, get used to it.
There are no magical fixes, its all on you.
So get up off your ass and go out there and start doing the work.
Nothing in this world that is worth having comes easy.

>I remember thinking there was plenty of time left to experience love and stuff like that
>I remember killing time looking busy in class when the teacher had to leave for a few minutes
>I remember my mother asking me again and again to make sure all my urine went into the toilet bowl
>I remember being scared a witch was watching me through the hole in the bathroom ceiling
>I remember feeling confident when I was the only one who raised his hand at the idea of sound travelling easier through a solid wall than through water
>I remember falling in love with an extra in the TV series The Demon Headmaster
>I remember tucking my school tie behind my shirt because people yanked your tie if you left it loose
>I remember being Charlie Brown'd and limping to the school bus
>I remember not enjoying woodworking class at all
>I remember sleeping in a bunk bed and whispering to my friends in the other bunks
>I remember hiding from my family members and feeling excited about surprising them
>I remember hearing loud angry music from my brother's headphones at night in his room across the hall
>I remember listening to Puff Daddy's 'I'll Be Missing You' with my brother in his room
>I remember hunting for crabs in rockpools with my father and taking some home in a bucket
>I remember folding a pillow over my ears at night when my family screamed at each other
>I remember not feeling sad when my friend cried after being rejected by the girl I liked
>I remember playing football in school with a sponge football heavy with dirty water
>I remember finding a condom on the yard in school and the weird kid picking it up with a stick
>I remember feeling strong emotions while listening to Dido in the car with my mother
>I remember telling myself I could easily force myself to spend an entire day in my attic
>I remember my brother dragging me across the red tiled carpet and giving me carpet burn on my back
>I remember eating ready salted crisps and adding vinegar and shaking the bag

>I remember wetting myself in school and walking with my legs wide apart when my aunt picked me up
>I remember not wanting to step into the chlorine pit before entering the swimming pool
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I'm sorry

???

Didn't read lol

>I remember being scared a witch was watching me through the hole in the bathroom ceiling

Kys, op
If any of you fags read this shit, please kys as well
Also, not sure where you copypasta'd this from, but everyone involved in it's creation should die as well

Kys op.

Also childhood in 2018 consists of starting at iPads and taking medication.

>I remember masturbating to some exotic furry porn a couple hours ago, and it was good

same but I thought it was the spice girls

Fuck

Tiny cameras in the corners of the room for me

I remember a time when this wasn't your personal blog, faggot.

Just get on with life or string up man, no need to be an oxygen thief.

But do you remember being autistic enough to type out all that shit?

...

I remember reading your first post and thinking whew I can't believe I made it through all that drizzle. Then realizing that was 1/10 posts and saying fuck this shit.

I remember that shit too user

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>I remember fucking your mom in the ass while your dad watched.

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY