If they got isekai'd to modern Earth and lost their powers, what would they do with their lives?

If they got isekai'd to modern Earth and lost their powers, what would they do with their lives?

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Prostitution

Prost-

Oh for fucks sake

Aqua - idol, supermodel, maybe an artist if she applies herself

Darkness - porn, literally no other option

Megumin - enough brains to be in a STEM trade, maybe a physicist

Aqua: artist
Darknest: business management
Megumin: neet or scientist

Megumin would be a chuuni scientist, a bit like that girl from Seikaisuru Kado but without the annoying part.
Aqua would be an artist or a model.
Darkness would either be a martial artist or a porn actress.

Aqua and Darkness would surrender their bodies to the rich like whores they are. Mega In would become a nuclear physicist or join the army as artillery support

since they'd be illegal immigrants, something with fast food, I guess

Why not combine the two? She can be a Navy Nuke. Though military men are huge sluts, so she might become the submarine crew's bicycle.

I like that a lot user

Imagine them 10 years after coming to our world:
Megumin still a fujoshi NEET, flashing her tits on cam sites to survive.
Darkness a super-serious office lady, that's obsessed with her job but she's also extremely depressed.
Aqua locked in a mental institute for life.

TK doujin when?

>implying Megumin likes homosexuals

>fujoshi
I don't think she would be one.

I don't think Darkness would resist the urge to get violated in dark alleys.

Maybe not a fujo, but definitely a loser NEET.
I imagine her ending up like Mio in that TK doujin.

Isn't Megumin heavily opposed to the NEET lifestyle as shown by how she drags Aqua and Kazuma on quests? Why would she become a NEET herself?

Aqua would chain multiple half time jobs and spend all her money in booze, living a life without aspirations that she would enjoy to the max.

Megumin would write absolutely terrible light novels to great success.

Defying all expectations, Darkness wouldn’t dare to enter the extremely sick world of Japanese fetish porn. Instead, she would settle to acceptable levels of humiliation working in a maid cafe, where regulars would call her Lalatina-chan, Lala-tan, and other variations.

Assuming they're dropped in Japan, being cute and white is going to help them a lot.

Megu is the most intelligent and driven of the cast, and was literally the top student of Crimson Academy, she's the last one to become a NEET. Assuming magic is just another form of science, she'd probably end up in a STEM degree after a few years of schooling. She'd drop the chuuni too, since she has no power or culture left.

Darkness at least has the drive to train her body, but Aqua is lazy as fuck and the most likely to become a NEET. I could see her making a Patreon account and doing art requests to make money. I dunno about Darkness, hopefully she can rise above her perversion and become an athlete of some kind.

Megumin would join ROTC so she could help design and test explosives. Aqua would suck dick in alleys for five bucks a cock.

I take offense to this. Aqua is worth at least twice that.

Being school girls after all.

Realistically they would probably be models or something like that. All three are attractive females, it wouldnt be hard for them to find good jobs.

There's no fun in that user.
You always have to assume the worst.

They go to school together, and Darkness beats up perverts on the train who keep trying to molest Megumin.

Aqua would be a crack whore and raped repeatedly.

No, they are women and women in our world are worshipped as gods which means life on easy mode.

Megumin keeps thinking Darkness does it because she cares, but in reality Darkness is just mad they're not molesting her.

I don't know but Dakness would be my wife.
A slave painslut wife.

As I nuke, I can confirm that this chuuni would fit right in at nuke school.

Please. everybody knows that if you want explosions you go into chemistry.

This would be ten times more fun to read than Konosuba.

>all 3 live together in a small apartment
>go to school together, Darkness protects Megu from perverts while Aqua chats up guys on the train
>Aqua doses off in class, while Megu studies hard, Darkness puts in a vibe for the thrill of trying not to get caught
>Darkness becomes a top athlete, Aqua joins a typical "do nothing" club, Megumin enjoys her new obsession as a mad scientist
>Darkness works part-time at a maid cafe, Aqua plays video games while streaming and does all the housework, Megumin wastes their money on her dumb experiments
>fall to sleep together in the same bed

Maximum comfy, maximum hilarity.

Darkness becomes a fitness instructor.
Megumin goes to university and becomes a weapon designer or demolition expert.

Kazuma becomes a successful member of society. Aqua marries Kazuma and becomes a housewife.

>Kazuma becomes a successful member of society. Aqua marries Kazuma and becomes a housewife.
Aquafag please, keep your fantasies to be at least slightly realistic.

>make thread not intended on baiting waifu wars or starting a waifu circlejerk
>thread on life support

Meh

Face it user, lewding Megumin and Axis posting is the only thing this series is good for.

Even those are getting old.

We had an entire thread about Dust yesterday.

When are we getting a season 3 lads?

Vol 11 Chapter 3 up on yuNS
for those of you who didn't read the pastebin

why the hell did you post this image

Om nom nom!

To get a reply to my question.

I hope no one answers it

Go away [s4s], leave my girlfriend alone

I'm still in awe that we got a season 2. 2019, Winter. Only because I want to piss off this guy.

no bully please

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I've already masturbated to Megumin over 1000 times, I need something new.

>Darkness would either be a martial artist or a porn actress.
How about both?

So who is tastier?

What's wrong with posting katz?

Aqua is probably inherently tastier because of her goddess life force, but if I were a monster I'd probably find Megumin tastier.

The frogs found Megu really delicious in that one doujin.

Link?

exhentai.org/g/1052430/5529ff3e20/?p=1

>Aqua is probably inherently tastier because of her goddess life force
No wonder that she ends eaten so often.

Prostitute, terrorist, prostitute.

So Aqua would be a terrorist?

Didn't consider the order of the picture there.

Why would Aqua be a terrorist?
Why would Megu be a terrorist?

Why not?

>3 extremely attractive white girls, including one with red eyes and one with blue hair spawn in Japan
They'd become national treasures.

Because the US of A has thousand times more explosive ordinance than ISIS does .Also because extremists would treat a young, small, feisty, educated, intelligent, teenaged girl who likes showing skin exactly as you'd expect. And Megu is smart enough to realize that trying to follow "the path of explosions" is an utterly moronic idea in the 21st century. But that reasoning isn't as fun.

Darkness: porn
Aqua: death by starvation
Megamin: ISIS

Aqua would start a cult. She'd stick with the goddess thing long enough to find enough crazies to follow her, and from there it becomes Scientology 2.0. Either that, or, lacking her powers, she'd get alcohol poisoning and die the first time she got enough money to go out drinking.

Darkness becomes a boring office manager or landlord or something like that. Also, assuming Kazuma isn't around, a HUGE slut. If Kazuma is there then she'd keep going after him.

Megumin, even with her smarts, seems more like the housewife type. If not, she'd be a teacher or something that allows her to show off to people and act important, like how she does to Komekko/Yunyun.

japan is safe as fuck, she won't get raped even if wanted to...

they'd all live together in a shitshack on welfare because they're literally useless

then they would die from the japanese cold

Megumin wouldn't be a scientist because magic is literally waving a staff after an incantation whereas chemistry is about doing complex math. not equivalent at all

Incantations are supposedly very complex and she was able to modify them at age 6. But the reason people are saying she would be a scientist is because she's a genius.

>Megameme
>Scientits
You are all wrong.

Maybe she'd find work in the VA industry, she does have a good vocal range.
Shame she can't sing though

>ywn never sexually teach Megumin how to synthesize ammonium nitrate, then mix with a barrel of hexane, then wire a TNT trigger you also synthesized to a cellphone vibration mechanism and set it off on the sunset beach starting into the beautiful blast

>ywn ask Megumin to use her intellect to take control of Kadokawa and force them to make S3

Basically the same leeching off Kazuma...

>has Megumin but still wants more Konosuba

>Incantations

>Compared to complex reactions that can actually kill you in horrifying ways.

Activate my almonds.

t. Actually chemist who has made such things as liquid chlorine, n-butyl lithium, diethyl zinc, caesium...

I could go on. That shit is all really dangerous.

You mean you wouldn't want to watch Konosuba with Megumin?

What if you mess up the incantation and explode yourself? Magic's dangerous too!

I'd rather be blown up than have the water in my skin turned directly into hydrofluoric acid or caesium hydroxide!

She should go to any south-american country then, we will take care of her.

If magic was just waving a stick and speaking words, anyone could do it. Evidently, not everyone can. Wizards have always been associated with intelligence in RPG's, and Megumin is an Arch Wizard who was able to modify one of the most advanced spells in the world at age 6.

>we will
based subhumanbro

>Aqua
>Doing housework

More like she's the dropout who lounges around the apartment all day browsing the net, playing games, and leaves her beer cans everywhere. Probably attentionwhores and shitposts online too.

No one's better than her at cleaning the toilet.

>if I have a choice of dying in two different horrible ways, I prefer the one that wanks chemistry
That really unlocks my grapefruit

If they set up a webcam, how much money would you spend on them, and what would you ask them to do?

>Do [insert sexual activity] to Megumin

Aqua opens a bar
Darkness becomes a 50shades tier cocksleeve of some abusive(not ike turner tier more like dorian grey ) well off Chad
Megumin becomes a demolitions expert for movies.

ANAL SEX WITH LALATINA

It won't go in user

Aqua - Clown/Magician
Megumeme - Nuclear Engineer
Darkness - Working at MgRonalds

[Undress Megumin]

>Megumin gets isekai'd
>changed her name to Takahashi Rie and joins the VA industry

There's also her abysmal luck stat to consider.

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Aqua would be a renowned architect
Megumin would be a demolitions expert
Darkness would marry into wealth

Hello, I'm a very wealthy man, here is a screenshot of my savings account and credit card accounts as proof. I see you beautiful young lasses are in a tight spot financially, so here is 500 dollars of charity.
>cha-ching
I'll pay you another 500 up front immediately if you set up a private webcam session for me, and agree to my demands. How does that sound? Yes? Fantastic.
>cha-ching
My demands are quite simple. For 12 hours straight, I wish to be entertained by the most lewd acts imaginable. I will pay 500 dollars every single hour you keep me entertained, and if I enjoy myself all the way to the end, I'll reward you with a whopping 3000 dollars USD. We're starting the first hour now, so here's 500.
>cha-ching
I want the blue and the blonde one to completely and utterly violate every square millimeter of the little red girls body. To use her a living breathing fucktoy. To make her scream with ecstasy. To overstimulate every erogenous nerve in her body. To sexually torture her in the most devious ways your mind can think of. To make her pass out from exhaustion, and awake again to continued violation. To drain her body of fluids as she orgasms over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Should I ever grow bored of the your play, I have your location marked, and will call the police on you and ensure both of you serve years in jail for rape of a minor. Do I make myself clear? Splendid, let's begin!

Aqua would be a convenience store clerk
Megumin would try to run her own potion shop but in a town that despises all witchcraft
Darkness would join a band of hippies

>Megumin would try to run her own potion shop but in a town that despises all witchcraft
This is Wiz, not Megumin.