/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Only one kidnapping and one murder last night, and the naked man pissing into a fountain turned out to be just a statue of a naked man.

Already a few shots fired tonight. Let's hope for some good weekend coonery.

>Maria pulled a gun on the caller.

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Oh shit. Robert is parked illegally.

>group of males ditched a car with no plates

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>male beaner attempted suicide
>being operated on now

>Male hispanic tried to commit suicide
>being operated on now

And the taxpayers get stuck with a quarter million dollar hospital bill for some mud race that doesn't belong here.

>boyfriend beat the caller

>3 female blacks stole a car at gunpoint

bumping for posterity

what happened to the UN blue helmet invasion to prevent criminality?

dispatch a narc qwaan

Missing presumed eaten.

They'd just get in Robert's way.

>coast guard on the line.

Do we have some maratime coonery?

Drunk basketball american on the ice.

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>son is irate
>screaming at mom and dad
>on drugs

Probably some poltard.

REAL ROBERT HOURS

>female with a shovel.

>drunk boyfriend hit her in the eye

Please tell me somebody has the ork edit of that.

There's fuck-all happening for coonery tonight. What's going on, fellas?

>female shouting for help
>shouting 'call 911'

>caller's fiance was shot

>Person shot.

>several shots

How many fucking shots?

>caller is threatening the Uber driver but forgot his gun

U wot m8?

>10 males egging houses
>fight is brewing.

I know, I don't leave the house without mine and I can go a month without seeing a nigger.

And now they're fighting and smoking weed.

>group of people fighting at Burger King

You can hear the nigger in the background "din even do nuffin' mang".

Robert has been very mindful of his keys tonight. Sassy really put him in his place last night I think.

.......which one of you glorious fucks are standing on the roof yelling racial slurs?

>neighbor just pushed female down the stairs

It's probably Robert.

>5 shots fired

Maybe if she’d make him a fucking sandwich the first time he asked, this shit wouldn’t happen.

Or George. That fucker is up to no good.

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>person shot

>crime scene
>dead guy
>bullets all over

Now we're cooking.

Technically, I believe this would be opposite of cooking.

Anything exciting happen in February? I'm usually here for July

just bored and checking in my roberts

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nothing big so far tonight