THE FINAL HAPPENING!!! GET IN HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

HOLY SHIT NUCLEAR LAUNCH FROM ISRAELI TERRITORY, REPORTED TO BE HEADING FOR DAMASCUS IN RESPONSE TO ROCKET FIRE IN GOLAN HEIGHTS. HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS OVER GET TO THE BASEMENTS!!!!!

There are no targets worth nuking in Syria. Hope Iran gets one though

k keep me posted

HOLY FUCK A ROCKET JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE AND ELON MUSK'S CAR WAS STRAPPED TO IT

Fuck you faggor don't get my hopes up like that.

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About fucking time.

Will Drumpf defend Israel against Assad? Or stay neutral to avoid offending /ptg/ and r/the_donald

Of course he will you nigger. Trump is the biggest Israel puppet you've ever had.

friends close, enemies closer

Checked. We're all fucked

sry but i have to do it: sauce?

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Fuck off it's not funny

don't toy with my emotions you have no idea how badly I want a mega happening

Where is this?

Nice source OP. Careful with all those poz cocks you're sucking

That's what my uncle Lester said about incest before he stuck his toe up my butt..

Byebye

Some fucking chinese cunt from malaysia is told about nuke launches
ok bruv

I'd bet my money on somewhere along the Mosel river in Germany

Source or kill yourself

is it worth going to sleep or should i just wait for the 3am sunrise?

it is time. fat man want tendies to make more fat poos.

He'll fire 60 tomahawks into Jerusalem but otherwise stay out of it.

I bet living in a rural european village with no darkies is probably the life.

Lmao, no. Although would be nice for a major happening

Guys there's gunfire underneath my bed I'm so scared.

Post comfy nuke footage

was there a dead hooker in the trunk?

Nah, they even put the shitskins in the rural areas. Horror stories of towns/villages with 1000 people in them got as many rapefugees exist.

If you're a bit more wealthy than average you can usually avoid seeing them by living in better areas, but they still linger around.

>tfw rocket man nukes Israel and Trump laughs his ass off

I don`t get this. Why do the people let this happen ?

12 bottles of bud, little bit of weed, full tank of gas and a flask of coffee. rate my prep.

nice link you piece of shit why don't you do us all a favor and kys

Q predicted this

was meant for

12 bottles of beer lol. You need whisky my man. And sardines.

britbong should go for some bushmills if they can't get bulleitt/makersmark/knobcreek/american scotch

gotta ask though, why sardines?