Explain the end of envangelion in 5 words:

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Get in the robot, Shinji.

Adam jacks off to Eve

Self love is the meaning.

Are you happy yet, Ikari-kun?

Wtf did he jack off

It's all, return, to nothing.

Shinji wanted instrumentality because he didn't learn to love other ones. Didn't like it so he asked for everything to go back ot normal. He returned but it wasn't like he though, finding Asuka, the person he hurt the most, next to him made him think she still hated him for fapping to her, he went a bit nutty and started choking her.

try remembering being an individual

It all keeps tumbling down

did I see vagina hands

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling

Fap to unconscious Asuka, cry.

Everyone becomes soup, except two

Makes sense. Really revolutionary.

learn to love yourself, shinji.

Faggot Shinji fucked up complementation.

All is Tang, also: Aliens.

Asuka is the best girl

just fuck my shit up

For sale: baby shoes, worn

Pretentious tripe that looks cool

Y U GET IN ROBOT?

It's too deep for you.

You did not get it

Choking is now my fetish

Hideaki Anno is a hack

the best animated apocalypse ever

Don't watch this shitty show.

Based Anno shits on escapism

shinji resets the world again

Depressed teen fucks everything up

local depressed kids ruin everything

We ran out of budget.

my dad beats me

Code Geass Plus Guilty Crown.

I am so fucked up

insert kabbalistic symbolsm impress audience

The angels should have won

Ramiel was the best girl

Shinji masturbates on comatose girls

No spoilers please, haven't finished.

Shinji gets in the robot.

Rebuild will be a mistake, promise

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Nice burger education

Evangelion is unspoilable.

I farded than pooped lole

First-watched: confusing, terrifying. Thereafter: comforting.