Brit/pol/ - Dippy edition

>Dippy the Diplodocus skeleton is touring the UK
unv.is/news.sky.com/story/dippy-the-diplodocus-skeleton-is-touring-the-uk-11243781

>British economy will suffer £252bn hit if UK crashes out of the EU with no deal
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-no-deal-cost-uk-economy-252-billion-pounds-theresa-may-eu-leave-analysis-outcomes-a8203136.html

>Where should the IS 'Beatles' be tried?
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43015933

>John McDonnell: Labour public ownership plan will cost nothing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43014861

>Stormont deal could be unveiled 'next week'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-43006235

>Transition period not 'a given', says Barnier
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43001931

>Barnier and Davis wage war of words over Brexit transition claims
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/09/brexit-uk-demands-putting-transition-deal-in-doubt-says-barnier

>Oxfam's chief executive denies there was any cover-up after revelation some of its aid workers used prostitutes in Haiti
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43013669

>Convicted London killer on the run after release from prison
unv.is/theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/10/mark-woolley-convicted-killer-is-on-the-run-after-being-released-from-prison

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>Black
WE WUZ DINOS

Brit/pol/ is cancer.. please stop shitting up the rest of Sup Forums

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He's only a model.

Reminder to watch the rugger

FOOKIN 'ELL WE LOST LADS. AM FINISHED. A LOST £40 AT THA BOOKIES. NOW OW AM A GUNNA PAY FUR ME BUTLINS OLLODAY

t. hans luther gordjson

tfw half welsh half English I can't lose today

fukken norf f.c cunt
your in the wrong fookin part of town let me tell you mate
'aaaavvveeeee it yoo prick!

Will this thread ever be good again? It's been months now.

>tfw English, can't lose today

>OLLODAY

Pick the side of winners

nth for BASED upperclass students

OW. AT FOOKIN URT YOU SOUF FC PIECE O SHIT

SOUF FC BEST TEAM IN THA WURLD
SOUF SOUF SOUF!!

This is great

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Reminder this is what the average british woman lookslike

>The Republic
Clearly didn't read that problematic text.

Absolute mutt. You're no mate of mine.

I bet you're not even European

We may have ugly birds but she doesn't look British

sorry friend

>Tfw you're an anarchist but also want the Government to pay for everything

Yes..yes she does

>anarchism
>islamic societies
how fucking schizo can you get.

>people think dinosaurs really had human teeth like this
Let me guess, there's no evidence for this besides a tiny tooth fragment.

Nah

>He's only a model
He's the strong role model they need

Haha, just pulling your leg, cunt. AncestryDNA says I'm 33% Irish and only 11% British. Dad's from Northern Ireland and mum's parents are from France and Belgium.

Uppa RA

do any of you guys remember Supernormal on CITV between 2007-2011?

It's Beth Tweddle you autistic cunt

Fucking hell my sides

>watching CITV between 2007-2011

that was one of the ones that I wouldn't watch

>the british got blamed for taking all of ireland's potatoes
>turns out they just all went to join the ira

I see these people and I wonder if they have any self-awareness at all? Going to uni and being a screeching lefty protester is the biggest cliche ever. I don't know how you can lack the self-awareness and not realise you've become a literal meme of a person.

Also
>The Republic

What's that got to do with anything?

Reminder that wild camping should be kept illegal because there's 50 odd million people living in this country and if it was suddenly viable for all of us to pitch up a tent wherever and whenever it would cause immense ecological damage and chaos for farms, etc. There's also a new threat of organised terrorism with it now as wel.

why? the show was amazing

Who?

cartoon quality has went to the absolute shitter

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Since. 99% of them will be fucking students who leave shit and bottles all over the fucking place. Ruined the part of Ashdown Forest I live in.

all their signs are of books titles that the racist plebs need to read

We're not going to let you leave..

>has went

I'm a slavshit worse than a nigga.

>There's also a new threat of organised terrorism with it now as wel.

How? What are they going to do, blow up your tent?

я люблю тeбя

No, because I would've been 17-21

Leave what?

She's way too skinny to be British.

d-dad

t. Obese yank or kraut

Not sure whether I should wash today, lads. It's already 5:30pm and I don't need to leave the house or nuffin.

Fucking hell, this Samsung advert on the rugger...

Triggered?

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This

W̄Ë

Come my little Robert near—
Fie! what filthy hands are here!
Who that e'er could understand
The rare structure of a hand,
With its branching fingers fine,
Work itself of hands divine,
Strong, yet delicately knit,
For ten thousand uses fit,
Overlaid with so clear skin
You may see the blood within,
And the curious palm, disposed
In such lines, some have supposed
You may read the fortunes there
By the figures that appear—
Who this hand would chuse to cover
With a crust of dirt all over,
Till it look'd in hue and shape
Like the fore-foot of an Ape?
Man or boy that works or plays
In the fields or the highways
May, without offence or hurt,
From the soil contract a dirt,
Which the next clear spring or river
Washes out and out for ever—
But to cherish stains impure,
Soil deliberate to endure,
On the skin to fix a stain
Till it works into the grain,
Argues a degenerate mind,
Sordid, slothful, ill inclin'd,
Wanting in that self-respect
Which does virtue best protect.

All-endearing Cleanliness,
Virtue next to Godliness,
Easiest, cheapest, needful'st duty,
To the body health and beauty,
Who that's human would refuse it,
When a little water does it?

Show your real flag, pakiposter

Shut the fuck up you homeless skank

i still don't understand the controversy around those figures and the use of them in the campaign
is it just more whining plebs like it always is?

Stupid idea. I'm worstest alcoholic.

The future of Eddie...

eeemo.net/

F̷̻͉̱͎̤̣̘̝͇ͮ͑ͭ̔ͨͤ͋͒̊̿ͨ̾̎̄ͨ̓ͪ͞ą̘̞̳̤̖͚̗̯̳̩͇̰̖̙͍̺̏̾̂̈́͛̾g͍̱͎̱̪͗ͦͣ͌̔́̉͒̽̎͛̀g̘̟͔̹̮͔͓̤̳̹̖̹̹͔̤̦̓͆ͧ̓̌͛͌ͬ̉̚͢ͅͅo̩̮̜̟̟͊̓͌̀̔̉̉ͤ́͜͢t̢̧̳̟̣̝̖̗͔̺̺̰̫̩͖̠̞̐̄́ͯ̀̂̐ͤ́ͅ

Fuck Y*nks

I have a home.
Call me Houseless

Where are you from, im trying to learn russian and St Petersburg seems nice

>That filename
fucking hell

You need to start camping out more and keep an eye out for them. If ye catch them making a mess then turn it into a high-school slasher flick.

Calm down cheddar nigger lmao

Zalgo posting not work anymore?

F̵̛͎̙̥͕̻a̝̦͈g̭̺̰̥̰̮͎̕g̸̺̝ǫ̸̮͎̘͙̤̤t̨̳̟͉͔̣̮

The stuff we had as kids was god-tier
Animals of Farthing Wood GOAT cartoon
GoT for children

Why does the south get everything good REEEEEEE

the shitty zombie in this ruins the image
pasting this garbage from another image with a different art style is 100% retarded

This.

Ǟ̶̶̙͖̫̦͙͔̩̩̪͐ͭ̉ͫ̎̒͂ͣ̈͝ͅu̢̘̯̖̬̫͉͐̿̔̄͐͐͛ͣ̓̾ͮͭͯͫ̏̂́͢͡t̪̜͍͔͔͚̘̤̾͑̄ͫͯ̈́̃͘͘͢͠i̴̛͕̺̯̼̊̉̐̋̿ͨͪ͟͞ṡ̛͍͖̖̣͇̘̬̜̳̹̮̫̻̃͒̌̿ͩ͊̈́ͤͪͧͭ͌̀ͦ́͘̕m̝̻̟̠̖͔̱̩̣̪̖̰͒ͬͦ̍́ͫ̉ͧ̔̀̀͟͞ͅ ͇͓̣͖͎͓̹͖̳̍̾ͯ̈́ͯͨ̾͐̈͊͐͑͒̈̆̏͆͜͞Ȁ̷̰̭̤͖̿̎̒̇͆ẘ̶͎̘̝̣͍͈̼̥̥̖̞͈̝͎͓̻ͦ͐̄̀͠ą̵̦͉͚̘͔̺͙͇͔̙ͤ͌ͦ̒ͭ͛ͮ̄̀̏̊̕r̴̢̨͍͈͈̳͖̗͇̬̯͈̳̓̇̀̌̇͌̉͂̑ͣ͗̀͟n̷̜̘̫͓̳͚̰̩̖͇̳̺̙̙̤̫̔̈́̆͛̓̐͜ͅê̶̶̗̘̙̘̼̞̥̜̱̝͔̤̦ͣ͑̋̈́̇ͪ͐ͦ̿̓̈͌̊ͫ͆ͨ̃͜͟s̵̶̷̨͚̹̬̳͚̘̠̠̼̭̮͔̙̘͚̭̜͌ͣ̿͐͊̓ͫͣ́͌͛ͪͫ̀͗͊́s̴͍͉̫̳̞̥̪̘̠͙̳̭̗̰̪̯̠̒ͬ̋͒̓̔̋́̇͜.̡̼̩͈̞͎ͦ͒̆̎̓̓͛ͣ͗̄͗̈́ͣ̂ͩͫ͢͟͡

In comparison to England. I don't like the city. I'd suggest you Switzerland.

How is Northern Ireland so high?

Southeners are the master race, n*Rthern monkeys need to be shot

This
I doubt the methodology.

I want to go to Russia though not Switzerland

SOUFERN CUNT

Car bomb factories keeping the economy going

I don't understand why the North voted for Brexit when they were getting SO MUCH help from the EU.

REMINDER

>ywn come back home from school on a cold day and watch CITV with a cup of tea Mummy made for you

It’s all gone so wrong lads.

W̪̬̰̝̳͎̘E̞̫͞ ̧̖̫͇̙̠͕WU͍͚̱Z̦̞̦͚
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I saw the 149 filename so I assumed it was the original

i'm from Portsmouth and I will smash you all up

woop woop

OI THAT BETTA NOT BE A AL-WAHABIST SEASON TICKET

this is why i don't travel north of the south downs.
you're all peasants up there, and if it all goes to shit, i can just sail away somewhere else

HOW DO THEY HAVE MORE MONEY WHEN EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE

I’ve been saving up all my JSA and so has my mum, how can they do this!

ITS NOT FAIR

I'm in your Mumsmouth and I will fill her all up.