A loli junior idol and prostitute rings your doorbell. What do you do?

A loli junior idol and prostitute rings your doorbell. What do you do?

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prepare for swat team

Begone thot

Let her in and offer some hot chocolate.
It's cold outside.

Do not open. I won't taint my virginity with a slut's cunt.

"What beckons ye to'thine homestead?"

"Woan ichigo arand yo cani geto sukki sukki"

"Begone vile daemonic temptresses of mans seed! You taint these hollowed grounds with thine presence!"

>and prostitute

No, thanks.

>hollowed grounds
as hollow as 'thine' cranium

Prepare some cakes and drinks

Fuck you asshole, I come here TRYING to be nice and play along but you HAVE to come out a ruin everything because I make a grammatical error, I hope you feel like a big man because you just ruined another anons day.

Why would they visit a little girl like me?

call child services

not him, but chill out bruh. I don't believe there is someone actually autistic enough to consider a day ruined because of one shitpost

kek

I didn't request such services but when the fuck is Bubukka going to draw full length stories for Comic LO?

Let her in of course.

let her in and make her comfy then start to discuss her horrible life choices with her
if she isn't cooperative i'll make her almost choke to death on a few dozen hard boiled eggs

An old man falls in love with a loli.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression before calling the cops. After some investigation, he finds out that the little girl he called is not the same little girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the pedo's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PEDOPHILIA.

lol I troll you

Remember to go with the flow.
Reminder not to be stuck in a general mindset.
To think that loli threads have become a general in itself.
It is better to have a continuous flow of threads, than a single general

Some artists are better suited for single images

i punch her in the cunny, lock myself in, and call the police

FINDS

Who cares about your shit pedo threads anyway?

Already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

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Mod, where are you?

Pray that Yupiel shows up to protect me from this demonic creature.

I do.

Stupid mods don't deleted what I want them to deleted. I give up
No, you don't. You think you do, but you don't.

I'm sure I do user, how else am I gonna explain thousands of hand-picked loli images I have?

Mental illness and virginity.

What's wrong with having mental illness and being a virgin?

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Checkmate pedo.
I win. Later
Game over.

its been two years, just give up.

You wouldn't even last through the first crotch grab, faggot.

But you didnt do anything!

Thank God.

HAHA I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

I knew buying that sound proofing for my basement would pay off someday

You're late. Where's my money. Dump your boyfriend, why is he following you.

Wat

Pin pon.

Hello, I don't need any prostitute when I have a sex bot

Tell her to eat all the eggs

Lose my virginity

what did she mean by this

I win again

What did Ayaka-chan mean by this?

Pin pon?

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two timing slut

She wants your dick in her cunny

They grow up so fast ;_;