Why do Canadians pretend to be Americans?

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Their country is a meme

Why do you kill real threads by posting this everyday?

Who do you think is a better fuck: Lauren or Faith?

This has literally never been posted

>he thinks there are real threads on /nupol/

To blend in and avoid the coming persecution.

This is an important subject.

Lauren no contest

She is very pretty but her deep voice is a major turn off.

They have even less culture than Americans. It's the same reason why Americans (muh heritage fags) pretend to be European.

This is literally posted every day.

Because they know america is better than them. What exactly does canada contribute to the world other than maple fucking syrup?

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i'm fat, so i go with goldys lips

Any Canadian with sense actually wants to have the RIGHTS you Americans have, not necessarily BE American.

Your constitution is the best on the planet today, while in Canada we are serfs to the Government in all but name. Canada inherited the inherently cucked British system of government and worse, the cucked British way of thinking, its no secret that many pioneering Canadians in the past moved to the US for greater freedom and opportunity. If you aren't living the cookie cutter life of the average Canadian the government tends to make things difficult for you.

faith

Success breeds jealousy

the leaf is subversive and seeks to destroy other cultures

Why do burgers pretend to be leafs when they travel to other countries?

>leafs actually believe this

no one does this m8

Faith

Fake lip, fake tit cradle robbing milf who looks 5yrs older than she is. I want to marry her and tag team her with all
My buds.

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Why do thots pretend to be traditional?

Lauren looks like a white version of my ex, so Lauren.

>thots

nigger please go

I've never seen this thread before.

Lurk moar

Why does Lauren (((Simonsen))) pretend to be white?

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>literally
>literally


gas yourselves literally

Every time I see Lauren, I can't help but wonder what panties she's wearing and what they might smell like.

Some days it's a cute low cut pair of cotton bikinis, perhaps with a cute print and a bow on the waistband. other days it's imagine she has lace trimmed cheekies on. When she goes out, for the evening she's obviously in a G-string.

I would love to go through her panty drawer and smell each and every pair.

meta shitposting is still shitposting

I would probably sniff your mums panties m8

I'll leave you with that thought

My countrymen, for the most part, actually believe that we are a sovereign country with fair and democratic elections. In reality, we have a constitutional monarch with the monarch being required to give force and effect to any changes to the constitution. In my estimation, that means we are a dominion of a foreign monarchy. If I am incorrect in my assessment please set me straight as this seems extremely depressing for a canadian.

Hear, hear.

If you annexed us we wouldnt need to pretend.

Protip: the panties in her pantry drawer are all clean, and will at best smell like fabric softener

Our politics are so fucking boring

but why though
You guys have so much potential but you squander it on weed and gay drama teachers
You CAN fix this and make Canada amazing

Americans have culture?

Who DOESN'T want to be free?

Why do americans pretend to be white ?

I never claimed to be white

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fpbp

Canada was killed in her infancy. Since the mid 60's Canada has been a fake country

on the contrary Canada hasn't hit its peak yet

we are, look at a map retard

They need to be annexed

Lauren is young and softer, but Faith has those cock sucking lips and decades of experience. I think in terms of pure orgasmic pleasure Faith is gonna win. But you gotta have that stamina, bro!

Stay woke, friend! Der ewige Leaf

Hey Pavlos did you know that Faith is Greek?

As long as that sweet maple be flowin lettum pretend brah. lettum pretend.

This. We could have been good, but something went horribly wrong. We used to have shooting clubs and rifle ranges in schools for fucks sake. Our fathers of confederation would turn in their fucking graves if they were to see what we've done to the country they made.

>depressing for a canadian

why, are you not proud of hundreds of years of your ancestors history which has been tied to royal family

when will she pay the toll? was Sup Forumswrong about coalburners?

Either they try to be Americans or try to not be Americans. They have no culture of their own either way.

Burgers = americans. leafs = canadians?

rural Canadians and rural Americans will unite to hang all city dwellers

Not at all, friend. You guys are the parents of industrial society and globalization. No offense to you, personally.

t. Irish Diaspora

Correct.

Canada's true heritage has all been erased from history. Classrooms teach globalization now.

That's right. We're a White House-burning meme. How's it going with that white house anyway? Have you rebuild it yet? Top kek

This, it's why the anti-white anti-colonial stuff is so virulent these days. Trudeau Sr wanted people to forget that Canada's relative prosperity owes itself to its pedigree as a British-European exploit.

what the fuck is this she doing in South Africa ...she's gonna get beheaded

omg the guns dont even have clips.. fucking sad

>this many posts and no Finland

Lads I'm scared

What else is a based or semi-based Canadian supposed to do? Their country is a disgrace that would be swallowed up by a greater power tomorrow if it wasn't under our protection.

I don't identify with Canadians

Definitely Faith, because she is a trash whore with big tits and giant cock-sucking lips. She's trashy through-and-through, and needs to take it in the ass every once in a while to keep her current bf.

Laura is softer, cuter but also homelier. She's probably a bit of a boring lay, but would be nice nevertheless.

I'd treat Faith like a pornstar and basically give her no respect or even consider how she likes it. She's a fuckdoll and she knows it.

That would be the one video I would watch of hers.

>I'd treat Faith like a pornstar and basically give her no respect or even consider how she likes it. She's a fuckdoll and she knows it.

Agreed, would be hot to use her up

They appreciate our bill of rights. They were fucked from the beginning when socialists made their country.

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Why do girls spend countless hours thinking about me and modifying their lives for months or years after I talk to them once or twice?

can confirm.

b8/10

What went wrong is Trudeau Sr.

Because the real canadians are the québecois.
Anglo canadians are just intruders and counterfeit americans but without the actual balls.

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Faith
Lauren looks lazy

Lmao an Amerimutt appears

I hate these tradthots but lauren, being the danish cunt she is, must have one of those "nordic golden bikini tanline arses". They are delicious.
Too bad they are for niggers only.

Jesus whats the female doing holding guns???!?!?!?!

I'd better wrestle her to the floor. ..... yeshhhh

>Happy brexit 1776
Can we please stop with e-celeb threads. Why do you people keep making them?

I feel the same.

She's niggers beef .... I'm saddened

>see bottom for answer
Jordan is a Canadian Anglo (Tory). He is part of the new "Kosher Approved" wave of internet celebs who have been engineered to become leaders and influencers of American Populism. You see, American populism is hostile towards the British Empire. This creates conflict for the British. The British elite do not like American Populism. In order for the British elite (which includes Jews) to maintain their Empire, the British must attempt to take control of American Populism. To control, and direct American Populism back under the influence of British power.

Enter in the rise of Jordan Peterson, The Alt-Right, Richard Spencer, Tommy Robinson and Jared Taylor. All of whom, are kosher approved 'White activist".

In short, it is White Identity w/ Jews included being promoted on the surface. Underneath the surface are the same Jewish controlled Rothschild forces that have devastated Europe for the past few centuries ending in 120 million dead. Jordan Peterson may appear to be pro-Western at first glance, however the forces behind him are the most anti-Western ever recorded in world history.

There are many Anglo-Americans today who have fallen for the British Empire lie. They falsely believe the British Empire was "the height of White Civilization" and wish to remain loyal to it (loyalist). Nothing could be further from the truth. The British Empire was the most anti-White organization of the past 361 years that murdered and destroyed a dozen White nations with foreign African, Indian, Pakistani troops collected across the world. The Jews funded the British Empire liberally and used it to gain great power for themselves.

Jordan Peterson is little more than a byproduct of that anti-White British Empire; attempting to hold on to it's Talmudic roots and financiers demands.

It is of no surprise many of these internet celebs originate out of Canada. Canada is where the British Tory Loyalist fled after losing the American Revolutionary War.

>Why do thots pretend to be traditional?
Male feminists pretend to be woke for pussy. Tradthots pretend to be traditional for money.

The British Empire is attempting to stop American Populism from spreading to Europe. For them to be successful, they must influence Americans with Anglo-Canadian Tories and whatever Anglo-Americans left who still remain loyal to the British Empire.

The British Commonwealth is the biggest threat to Western Civilization.

because Canadian identity is laughable. Amerimutt identity is at least viable one

Call an Anglo a Jew, and you will be astonished at how he never recoils, how uninjured he is, how he suddenly blows you off: “Whatever.”

The British Anglo is attempting to hijack American Populism. They are like a beggar running back and forth between the EU and the United States. It is sickening. The British-Anglo was an abomination from the very start. For 361 years the wicked Anglo has served it's Talmudic Lords and financiers after the Cromwellian English Civil War.

>Be retarded bong
>L-le 56%, you amerimutt!!

Sad

Still whiter than you though

>delusion

BC THE DON'T HAVE IDENTITY

Nobody cares about Lauren Southern anymore and her duck lips.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

If i were a canadian i would want be anything else either.

Oletko hullu?

Great information. Not many people know this. Where do you get your information? I know Larouche has a similar angle, but not current to the likes of Jordan Peterson etc.

Implying Jews are real Canadians