BREAKING: CDC CONFIRMS INFLUENZA OUTBREAK WORSE THAN 2009

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I bought this last December best decision ever

Yes user, thats the cure for kike-revenge tier influenza, vitamin C candies.

Got it during new year. Pretty bad for a few days, cough stayed around for a month.


I just hate the aches

Lol. Anyone who doesn't already have Vitamin c and Zinc is a pleb

i havent been sick for years. I go outside every day to do sports, eat loads of onions, bathe in cold water with garlic added to it. avoid all store soaps and make my own soap from goat fat and almond milk.

I got it despite getting the flu shot.

I'm an American... I wash my body and hair with Windex.

The flu is for the weak.

I'm 32, haven't been sick in 12 years. I'm in public everyday, take public transportation, drink booze, smoke pot and take no supplements.

I'm invincible.

the flu shot makes a single strain of the flu easier on your body because your immune system can fight it off. The flu this season is a different strain that the one that you got a shot for.

youtube.com/watch?v=GnoWO-NaM28

You God damn Americans and your fear porn.
>In a world where supervolcanoes can end us all and Jews are playing Russian roulette with the global economy, YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THE FLU

I know you Americans can't understand this, but it is NOT NORMAL to have ads like this run every thirty minutes
>youtube.com/watch?v=LisQ5_VO1Lg
That's not even the worst one. The radio ads with people screaming and explosions on the background and a baritone voice saying
>Disaster can strike at any minute. How will YOU protect YOUR family?
are the worst.

>protip: this is partly why you as a nation are in a constant state of panic and psychosis

Herbal fag here. Get your hands on olive leaf, elderberry and oregano and take daily if you think you're susceptible. They'll work best preventatively. C and zinc are cool too. Maybe some echinacea.

How come I never see anyone sick when they announce these massive influenza outbreaks? Yet everyone rushes to get the new vaccine.. after the fact.......

i visited a friend in Paris traveled by train.
got a very strange flu like infection that lasted two weeks. have taken lots of vitamin c

is shaving legs redpilled/cute?

I got a mild version which eventually turned into a sinus infection.

Nigger nurse asks if I want the flu shot.

Sow, I just HAD the flu. What?

>watching tv and ads
lol fincuck

enjoy your gum disease and scurvy

Remember you need to buy the cure

I had it about two weeks ago, my ribs still ache from coughing so hard.

Oh thank god I can die this year finally

oh dear another 8 year old mysteriously die from the flu

Yes, and it's cute

I know people who got the flu shot and are now sick. I never get the flu shot and am fine. Flu shots are stupid, don’t get them.

>because the average American does not watch TV and/or listen to the radio multiple hours a day
I haven't watched tv at home for 9 years.

I'm currently on tamiflu :(

Same

>Getting sick from a microscopic, lifeless organism
>Being this weak

The weak die, the strong live.

>he thinks vitamin C will save him.

Take cold showers, exercise regularly, eat high protein and high fat diets, and remain obstinate. You will never get the flu again. Agreeable people get sick easier.

>contains soy

I caught that shit, I still have Bronchitis as a result. This was some kind of fucking turboflu, goddamn

What should you take once you already have the flu, herbro?

PSA try not to cough too much

A few years ago a really bad cough for around two weeks. Was sick for a while. I coughed and coughed so much something happened to the connection of my lungs to the inside of my chest. Air bubbles formed.

My left lung fucking collapsed in the middle of class. The top corner just inverted. I had to go to the hospital and pay a stiff ambulance bill. Took two weeks to recover and I was bedridden for a week. Didn’t take a single full breath for a month.

Get some fucking DayQuil/NyQuil, cough syrup and cough drops if you end up getting it, Sup Forums. Prevention is best but once you have it you need to take care of your body. Worth the money.

Vitamin C does not improve immune system. It is one of the oldest and most debunked myths in all of nutritional science.

You know what Vitamin C does? It prevents scurvy. How do you think it does that?

>b-b-by raising the immune system!

No, you idiot. Vitamin C helps close open sores. It's the vitamin used for bloodvessels. Has nothing to do with your immunesystem.

With exception to the runny or stuffed up nose I get every 2 or 3 winters, I haven't been sick with cold or flu in roughly 14 years. I got what ever was going around this year and 2 weeks later am still coughing up globs of green mucous.

its also good if you're constipated, it will give you the Hershey squirts with few side effects if you take megadoses

t. dipshit who hasn't taken care of his gums

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>thousands more boomers dying every week

I fail to see the problem

not a doctor, but methinks something that would lower your blood pressure would be a good idea. The flu has been causing a lot of heart attacks

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2009 swine flue was nothing. globally didnt even manage 10k killed

The zinc is key, and the real thing, not the candies or cough drops

banner sign on a store that said FLU SHOTS $0

lpi.oregonstate.edu/mic/vitamins/vitamin-C

It's literally nothing

Call me when we get a second spanish flu, I'll retreat into my infinite+1 swedish woods until it blows over.

63 children and counting, most of them white

Cough medicine doesn't work its just a placebo.

I would be more inclined to get one if they weren't free, I can't help but conspiratard out about what's their ploy is by literally giving it away

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>yfw

I'll never understand people's desire to robotrip, it's been an awful experience every time for me

>most of them white

Lol bullshit, maybe if you count Mestizos as white

what's your point?

prove it then, I've only found a partial list of the 63 which contained only one nonwhite kid

>Tfw I got it a few weeks ago and it only lasted 3 days
Haha immunolets when will they learn?

This. Zinc and blackberry brandy

>immunolets
Underrated.

You prob have acute bronchitis. Vitamin D, zinc, gallon of water a day, chicken broth with onions and garlic, ginger tea with lemon and honey. No smoke or drink.

No, you should be afraid of the Flu. We are long overdue for another 1918 type pandemic. Everytime the flu infects another person it mutates

dumb ass it's vitamin D3
and just diffuse tea tree oil

White blood cell count and phagocytosis. Ascorbyl Palmitate with a little sodium and some ALA. I would do that with elderberry, olive leaf and oregano if I wanted to avoid contracting the flu. Some FOS and garlic (leukocyte production) 500mg several times per day, too.

Pay dembts.

All you fags need is this. BlackBerry brandy will kill any cold

Yeah I already had it, it really fuckin sucked but I think I got it before it mutated to be worse.

>blackberry flavored
kek

I caught it in 09, it was hell

that's fucking disgusting, castrate yourself now and stop referring to yourself as a man

Uh, yes it absolutely does. There are chemicals that will eliminate or heavily reduce coughing and mucus formation.

WHO CARES.

US OFFICIALLY THIRD WORLD

Same. Coincidentally it was the only year I got the flu shot and I was 15 years old at the time. Haven't gotten the shot or flu ever since.

Fugg it's happening
The vaccine is ineffective!

Yeah me too. Iwas 9 and now im 18, never had it since. Really Makes you think
Theyre designed to cripple your immune system since it doesnt need to work overtime to fight off an illness. Think injected chemtrails. Its better to get sick and go through hell than get a shot.

>tfw married shut in
>no Jew shot
>no Jew flu

worst than nothing is still pretty much nothing you colossal retarded

60.8 MILLION Americans were infected and about 200K hospitalized in 2009

>phagocytosis
haha

>despite

That's really interesting. I'll have to tell the pharmacist in my emergency department to stop giving a vitamin C bolus to all septic patients. The moron thinks it is used as a cofactor by immune system cells!

Had it for a week+ over Christmas then it turned bacterial on my lungs. Just as it cleared up my lower back "went out". Wasn't the coughing, really careful about that. Only now has my lower spine stabilised so I can walk normally. Pretty good really. When it hits my spine it can be 6 months of hobbling.

Don't bother trying to tell the medical people in UK. Its not in their bible.

Going to do the zinc and C thing next year.

This. Cold water has been proven to exercise your immune system.

well thats how you got the flu idiot

You think this shit just randomly comes out of nowhere?

but swine flu was literally nothing

...is this a meme?

Is it? i dont know how reliabl this source is, but its a neat video

youtube.com/watch?v=_djiNAm9xWU

It makes you a fag

you filthy fucking newfaggot god dammit fuck you i hate you

Avoidance is the best thing.

Stand 2 meters from people

Wash your hands well before touching your eyes/mouth/eating

>blackberry flavored

It’s not free it’s just the vast majority of insurance plans cover it with no copay

>only vitamin C
pls